April 31 or MAY DAY one April 31 or MAY DAY one

April 31 or MAY DAY one April 31 or MAY DAY one

May 1, 2014 at 12:11pm

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on the first day of May CharlaX rested from his labors enjoy the NPM poems

April 31 or MAY DAY one April 31 or MAY DAY one
stick a forck in me eye am done a burnt toast on the run Back in the May Day when the eye was younger a tad pole a lad role they scared us with The Cold War Teaching fear to every eye HOlocaust was a Nuclear Weapon of Destruction the hate in me for law still comes from being busted trying to have funn we drank too many beers and wine and like any alcholic we drank liquor and we learned to use cheap drugs dont ask (gasp) most of my mental problems stem from the neck up to the head just from getting high we smoked a lot of grass and cursed the dealers a dime bag was only a nickle way back when May was young thirty pieces of Judas Silver bought ounces in a bag of three or four fingers even now they are only about the same forty five dollars it is the dealers game the thing is mostly stems and seeds go figure means go think about this April last May Day poem on the run Kruschev banged his shoe on the Podium jail food was no fun one sided sandwiches and a cold coffee made with stinking water done with Fluoride or Formaldehyde May Day is now happeneing just for all the readers and the minions on the first day of May CharlaX rested from his labors enjoy the NPM poems — in Florida. - See more at:http://s198.photobucket.com/user/Junelax/media/charlax%20keeper/APRIL%202014/1513847_10152291155964002_737079072_n.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0#sthash.ijurs0cu.dpuf

Noetic April 25 days of a National Poetry Month poetic

Noetic April 25 days of a National Poetry Month poetic

April 25, 2014 at 10:51am

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Noetic April 25 days of a National Poetry Month poetic
Noetic April 25 days of a National Poetry Month poetic
doe a deer does a tree fall in the forest making noises
OR
why can eye hear what eye see
intellectual people are quite otherwise stupid sometimes
they are so smart they have no common senses
they smell people without getting close to them to actually detect an odor
this is wrong and is factually a false judgement
eye did a test of this noetic in my valise briefs
eye looked at a man and decided he stinks because he wears an old jacket and he reeks havoc wearing nothing new
he cursed at me for refusing to eat his cookies and that lost me for a friend will not do such things perhaps this is imagination which thing is quite a differant  religion is supposed to be nonviolent is hard to be friends with people when they are redneck mean and drunk as a skunk
this poetic heretic admits eye am prejudiced it is the GOlden Apple for the Teacher Rule
whenever eye admittted defeat eye won the battle and lost the war zone is complete with rules
whenever eye shouted at the world eye won the war the battle overwhelmed me
odd is even lies is truths intellect is dross like silver tarnished in the wet finger turning green
the philosopher's stone is green with envy the life we live in a hurry gone
please come home

the philosopher's stone is green with envy the life we live in a hurry gone

APril 17 2014 Crying in my Beerd

APril 17 2014 Crying in my Beerd

April 17, 2014 at 9:29am

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APril 17 2014 Crying in my Beerd

APril 17 2014 Crying in my Beerd

always there is danger in building a new thought

thinking can cut

hope can dwindle like a cold participle

diet coke is replacing coffee which is replacing beerd

hard to cry into a diet coke its weird

working on the new man bread is not my thing meat is still the diet crave

eye could want in one and you knoe what to do with the other hand

chicken grizzards for launch AT & T at the boat dock

endless love is playing on the radio what a moment that was

carbon dating catch me iff ewe can

subliminal limn ed,note.ed android life is better then adam and eve did it wrong

a good policeman is hard to find he is like gold plated rules in mind

rain is wet then wet is cold the dry is warm and even damp is gold

morsles of food when starved ewe can eat a lot or a little cram it in or piece it down the tummy likes it all

money money money all the time is not my idea of life its the way most people get the eggs out of the store look for food on sale look for cheaper stores

the monumeant of destruction is on the way from the cloud is getting that silver lining on the shroud does this look mystical to ewe while dining on the shoe horn pull the left over to the right remember to pay twice for each and every nice thing that you buy once

the man had a work hat but white collar awaiting for the bus too work

he had cleaner clothing then new things his shoes were shining white tennis anyone

he glanced from his book just once to laught at me in my homeless coat

eye reached into the trash can

you guessed it COFFEE nice and hot

almost a full cupp

sail on to your day job BOB so weird

APril 17 2014 Crying in my Beerd

he glanced from his book just once to laught at me in my homeless coat

The Bugle Boy

The Bugle Boy
The Bugle Boy
He stepped out of the tent into the morning light and spied the INdian attack on horses where they were coming he grabbed his Coronet and blew the Charge
every note was strong
his tears came ashuredly and hurriedly whenever he was reminded of the war
The Troop awakened to the fight reached the horses turned this surprise into a Victory then turned and rode near the Bugle Boys tent
and there they saluted him to a man they were all so proud of him
even after the Troop disbanded he was never ever sure
He walked away into the Sun and found the battle area
he found a dead brave about his own age and he began to frown sure that he had caused this young boys death
touched in memory by the Indians face his heart was never quite the same in pieces now he was never strong
no morality in War is only Victory the dead from the battle lived in the mind of the Bugle Boy forever after
and yet he had only done his job
he had looked around the field at all the dead both INdians and Soldiers laying there forever and he wept
The Bugle Boy reached down beside his bed and closed the Coronet Case

#12 NPM APRIL 2014

#12 NPM APRIL 2014

#12 NPM APRIL 2014
April 12, 2014 at 10:54am
12 as in a dozen NPM poems hence the dozen Easter eggs you see them BLUE in the view #12 NPM APRIL 2014
12 as in a dozen NPM poems hence the dozen Easter eggs you see them BLUE in the view #12 NPM APRIL 2014

 

#12 NPM APRIL 2014

#12 NPM APRIL 2014

Richard LOng

OR

DIck Short

OR

Happy Medium

Namme Change

IN a court of full of lawyers process can be due

hadd money in hand can land to a change of venue

a last SIR namme can be bought

eye would keep CharlaX as my first namme

Tribulation as my second or my middle namme

the last namme would be Falderaul the spelling all in French

no April fooling

A dozen  April poems done

April 12 is on a Saturday what funn

for National Poetry MOnth

ad nauseum

in the year of our lord twenty fourteen

call me late to supper but just call me

pristine

the pain of losing a loved one is double when that person ostracizes you for life while she is still alive and sort of ruins all the love way down inside the heart at a time in my life when eye needed all the love that eye can find

hate swells upp in me for caustic belly ache and makes me feel sort of justified cause of my being dead already homeless is as close to dead as a man can get

unless you count estranged from a relative you once loved so much you would have died for her given your life for her

call me Jurisprudence and let me beg the Lord for more forgivenness  

April has a 666 April has a 666 666 Billion to one

April has a 666 April has a 666 666 Billion to one

April 6, 2014 at 9:13am

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oh the pity of a GOD for me on a wet and rainey day of tricks April has a 666 — in Florida.

April has a 666 April has a 666 666 Billion to one the phone is killing people slowly taking away there brains

no one seems to fully understand these things only a few people in the care business caught on to this

they refuse to insure for people whom own and use the cell phone

MICROWAVES

end of the world

phone number or namme

silence is required

they did a study on this scientifically

using less radiation than a cell phone actually emit

sand found the phone can kill most all of your brain cells dead

it does not even matter iff it is held up to the head or only in your hand you will soon be dead

yes eye have a cell phone and keep it fully charged

just to check the time

eye might still live to be a ripe old 95

eye saw a hand stretched out to me and then it died with a nail inn a tree

HE arose upp and now you see the scar in the hand

oh the pity of a GOD for me

on a wet and rainey day of tricks

April has a 666

 — in Florida.

14WFNBC

14WFNBC

Newport Beach California 2012

End of time sceneriao.
There were two bosses on the desk that day at the newspaper near the beach. They were Gay and Smiley Fortune. The Newspaper was the Free French Press they made lots of money. They decided to send off for a Whirlyfritzer glomeratial Silverplater for the offices.
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ CobaltBlueT.M. @ box whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
"Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com CobaltBlueT.M. @ =93Whirly=94 ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot=20 Trademark@PIPET.M.@
They chose the operational code from the pie chart carefully remember the old joke children how a pie r round but the corn bread r square. A little collage chart humour. John 17:3"And this is eternal life, that they may know You, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom You have sent. The Preacher was near the Tattoo parlor and all the navy men that never go near the water were linned up just to watch all the people’s daughters who like to wear no clothes in California near the water. They always dress in full uniforms even in the summer they must be alcoholics. There was a small boy about 14 years younger than a real person needs to be he was stuck in the undertow and almost drowned but no one notices. His skin turned blue and he was not all here. And he hates to swim in the Ocean or the Sea side area near ewe. The one mile area of pipe limit had been reached they were digging in the undertow everytime they added a section of PIPE.T.M. @ it snapped off and they were replacing it with steel girders and lengths of CobaltSteelBluePIPE.T.Tm. @ 36 p per each one and the Company of G&SFortune was not happy. We are doing this all wrong said the Founder John. John Fortune had been called from home. He was 86 years old and he walked like he was 23 he moved so fast his younger siblings could not keep up the three brothers were all together only this once for several years they had not seen each other. Let’s get THERAMP T.M. @ brought up from that FLORIDA SHERRIFF Association we can set the ramp the undertow won’t matter and so they sent a check for 1000 p to the Sherriff. The rather impotent brother Gay Fortune was the dumbest of the block of Fortunes. He Stood up on the Ramp and called into the Offices on his "WalkETalkY "ACME T.M. @ and told Brother Smiley Fortune to Please turn the green light ON. Remember this is Newport Beach even in the hottest day of summer it’s like winter there. When nothing happened they suggested on the Radio from Acme that he get his SELF off of the Ramp as Fast as humanly possible. NO one can be sure but they did hypothesis later that the Steel Pipes down under the undertow were not disconnected and when the CobaltBlueForce@T.M. was applied to the super reinforced pipe it was like a Cobalt Bomb going off near an administration building on a campus near a Burger King. Fortune Smiled on Gay that day and he at least is not meeting his maker this way he is just shaken up from swimming backwards and upside down from the grips of the dreaded undertow near the Newport Beach of California. Editornote.ed. Everytime someone flushes in the Offices toilet another bar is silverplated and drops out of the PIPE.T.M. @ to make a pile grow taller on the Newport Beach in California.

ThirteenWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsiverplaters

ThirteenWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsiverplaters

For The South China Sea
The Bakers Dozen or
With Juan Yu Get EddRoll

Tai Downe was a smaller sea side appendaged onto the much larger port of Hong Kong South area the Mainland was only a few rice paddy klicks away the main computor in the sampan was chattering friskerly the Juan Tonn oarsman was typing in the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 into the spy cam area and when he got the return code he typed each letter in slow until the boat was almost below the water line he ran screaming to the side and flipped it up so that he was even keeled and back on course. The code now looked like this EQZ29002900290029001777177717770092
It was never the same code once. He matched. He sent a new email into the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater headquarters in Taiwan. This was now sent from Sampan Jaun Tonn to website of the company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot We need no unlimited amount of PIPET.M. @ Or any of your PurpleGLue@T.M. no unlimited airdropps to the South of China Sea we just want the COBALTBLUEandPurple BOX the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and one two p mabe three PIPE.T.M.total unlimited entry. Because he as a Chinaman and because it was on Saturday and Ronald Plence was in the office doing golfing remember those Golf Coarse Screens on all the BMovies ewe how the criminals always had them in the offices. He was practicing his P when the faxt machine spit this out in his face. Flag this message
No. unlimited PipeT.M.@ with PurpleGlue@T.M.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:48 AM
From:
"Juan Tonn Sampan"
View contact details
To:
WhirlyZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot@yahoo.com


Juan Tonn Q Tai Downe Tiawan Mainland China South of China Sea. Send unlimited pipe with glue we want only one bluepurplecobalt box. The sampam is on the move. This is all. The treasurer of the world’s first COBALTBLUET.M.@Powered Company idly flipped the switches on the transceiver radio and AUTHORIZED the airdropp of 1400 p. thinking of his next putt he hoped they would soon order the next airdropp he was salivating at the word unlimited. He sunk a twisting putt and smiled. The airdropp was not a total loss the people of the republican China came out to watch the heliocopter in groves. They stood in the groves and watched the comical way the copter pilot hit the sampan with the first wave of p then the cobaltbluepurple box landed in its side crunching both oars and pinning the Juan Tonn down. He jumped up in time to snag three of the p as they swept past so fast they were just a part of the neap. The children how were waiting at the edges of the water jumped onto all the pipe as it swiftly bye they were singing red rover red over domne on over red rover. He had a small rolled up copper wire and the ground wire was attached quickly the tag on the copper roll was ACMET.M.@ He caught Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ when it came wingging down from Chinese Air Space. He glude the pipe to the machine opened the onesided mechanism poured in the brownsubstance wasted and loosed the catche door once. Then he turned the GreenLight on. The pipe was out the sides of his boat. He looked like a giant dinosaur he began to float up odd the water was several feet BELOW the boat the Sampan was not listing or even crokked. The first silver bar dropped into the South China Sea. Back at the Ranch on Monday Mourning Whirly the President of this company was frowning down at Plence. He said the Heliocopter driver noticed pipe was all bunched up with children sailing her out toward the north we were taken to the cleaners by this Chinaman in a slow boat to Taiwan. The ink in the ledger is red what will we do to make it black again.

Part Three WF

Part Three WF



The next day he opened the side of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater that the President of the Company Thommas Whirly had sent out by parcel post he had mailed it over two weeks ago again Plence was still upset at the way that President Thommas Whirly was anticipating the unrolling of events he was unnerved at the timing. The mock up included a rubber grommet spray painted silver it was supposed to be a silver bar the finished product. Rothechilde P. Asthmatic the federal agent the presenter taker for the Federal Government Department of Patents the United States patent and Trademark Office T.M. @ was slowly making notes. He said, "this patent will not be issued unless you can convince me that the machine works." Plence started to sweat. "This one sided mechanism has a access panel on the inside only it latches automatically. The green light is powered by the same CobaltBlueT.M.@ that powers the silver bars inside the Pipe.T.M.@ and moves them along at centrifugal force to the bottom of the Nearest Ocean Sea. The CObalt Blue is located in the center of the box for maximum safety the only way it explodes is customer error." Asthmatic coughed a bit at this and looked up his eyebrow was moving like a bmovie imatation of Spock. He tried to smile. Plence wiped and mopped. He continued, "the PIPET.M.@ is attached at the outlet on the left hand side no the right hand side. The AcmeLighteningRodT.M.@ is attached to the ground wire on the left side of the CobaltBlue box the purple side no wait it must be the right side." He was so confused and nervous. "But how does the CobaltRadiation move the bars along the pipe." This last part was from the FED. "Just explain that and you have your patent #EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092" this number happened to be the operational number it was Whirlys idea. Thommas should be here to do this instead of me this was Plences conscience crying out for mercy. "CharlaX the poet and Jesus Freak has designed the CobaltBlue he was making a indivisible invisible bomb to thin the students priority when he decided to work FOR mankind instead and made this power that we use. Its non-lethal radiation is the power behind the force. He has no patent but he does copywrite his poems. EYE can explain the centrifugal force it lifts the silver bars all at once like a vacumn in space and moves them en masse down the pipe at an incredible pace. At subatomic levels the atoms look like tinker toys all locked together to make a log cabin." "Thats fine" this presentation is now over said the FED. He closed the notetaking book and smiled real big You have your Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater patent pending. Eye am familiar with Doctor Hices work. He is a genious.

ElevenWhirlyfritzers

ElevenWhirlyfritzers

Part2 two


He was taken into the presentation room by a young secretary she was only 19 she was from Arizona. Her namme was Crustacean UnChump. She left him there to prepare the slides he removed the PIPET.M. @ from the oboe case and placed the CobaltBlueT.M. @ slide in the viewer and began to practice his orate glad he was alone this time able to prepare it first. He spit a frog out of his throat and began with this "The whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater will not be sold by us without the purchase of sufficient pipet.m. @ to reach the Ocean Floor or Seabed nearest your homeowner or businesses." We are a profit oriented company. The next slide shows our profit margin for the year past notice the two major setbacks we added a third one recently these slumps were unfortunate but did not affect the total effect of overall performance. He waved his flourish at the front Behold our Pie Chart.T.M.@ Some of this was customer errors. WE halve a half-margin moon pie with enought Black-Ink dollar signs to show a profit into the next millennium. The real presentation now begins. Rothechilde P. Asthmatic was the man in charge today. He was a Federal Agent. Everyone in Washington D.C. is a Federal Agent. The third slide was a lump of Cobalt Blue UkraniumT.M.@. This is non lethal radiation. Cobalt Blue was developed by CharlaX the poet and Jesus Freak in a Science and Engineering building in Southern ASU A small city with a losing football team and poor performance of the young 19 year old girls they drink too many whiskeys and slam too many beers. He almost used this awesome power to make a bomb invisible but his religious fervor decided him instead to create a power needed to move the whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater bars with centrifugal force to move them quickly threw the pipet.m.@ and into the Ocean or the Sea. Please look closely at the screen This is a lump of Ukranium Blue Number Two. Safe to humans animals birds and other alien life forms. It turns human waste product into silver bars from brown substance. This force from the non-lethal radiation of the cobalt blue will push the silver bars along the pipe with the centrifugal forces of atomics and hydroponics. When glued properly at both ends the thing withstands both temperature and pressures of increasing difficulty. The cobalt blue forces lift the silver bars en masse and move them along at subsonic speeds until they finally reach the Ocean floor or Seabed areas near your homes and businesses. See the warranty warrenty for more information important to the homeowner and businessmen. Businesses that are non-profit or tax-exempt such as Churches can no longer apply for a Whirlyfritzer warrenty warranty. We sell the the pipe.t.m@ and also the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue each item sold separately. Due to a malfunction of the cobalt blue application the purpleglue is white in substance and color almost looking like ElmersGlueall@T.M. When thinly coated on the ends of the pipes each pipe fits each other pipe the secret is in the sizing. Here is a scaled down version of the pipe. And he held up his crokked pipe for the presenter to see. This presentation is running long please stay tuned gentile reader ewe for CHAPTER THREE. The secretary Miss UnChump let him out to go back to the motel and told him you rally have a long URL. "Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot eye sent you an email at the motel my namme is Crustacean. See eh??

तें whirlyfritzers

Pretenderer

There are millions of stories of the city. This is just one of them. Jonathan Pleasent was a key man. He lived to be someone. His pride was more than anyone could stand he shinned his mustache hair. His clothing was almost perfect nothing out of place he sometimes wore those split shirttails without a belt sans tie. He would never wear a hat or cap the military tried and he was painfully discharged with an undesirable. He ruled a room entered he let no one over him or stop him his discourse was unlearned but knowledgeable enough the women liked his accent and they let him ramble on just to get the sound inside the mind to hear enough to sometimes linger over coffee with the others and gossip of his voice. He says that like a frenchmon and they sigh. They cry real tears because they know it isn’t true at all he lives there in the city. He is only one of them another of the crew. "Ten10Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaters Closer to homey," Jonathan asked me, "Is there water on Mount Lemmon", he asked slyly is there a lake or a reservoir there.? "There is a Tucson Lake it's about FORTY miles of water up there," it was the charlax poet he was musing. At least there is water in the summer time it runs in the ditch it has to come from somewhere so eye suppose it could be a manmade lake to aqueduct the cattle. Eye can not save her there is no way she is too young and involved with the program she loves to drink and partee the jazz and glitter who knoes what else she is into mabe even sex and illicit love after all money is the lower case god of everyone that has to have it some. Ewe knoe who eye meant just then. He was old he had aged almost ten years in one long nite of losing her. Part of his heart no longer works. It is hard to trust someone to love them. Eye am lucky it was not an erline this time. He is sad there is only one cure for this sadness his ewe must come to visit him soon. Jonathan Pleasent was not a pleasant man. He entered the operational code the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on the website code the spy cam when he entered the new remade code over it matched and he continued to order his whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 was now transformed to the new operational code 638476430087771333654qez7489223983940092 he noticed the inverse upper case letters were now lower case numbers. He Ordered up to the Chamber of Commerce Bank on Broadway Avenue A CObaltBlueT.M.Box@ whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater from ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com of course the office of the President Joames Branch and even the treasurer office too Romand Plence hey he thought it WAS the Chamber of Commerce of Tucson. Not just the bank. They Airlifted the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M with the CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net BOX and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue Glue all dropped with chutes at the same time it was gawkers everywhere will you look at all those golf balls everywhere a few people had crashed and become statistics someone even had a laundry box with a plastic lid full of golf balls on the back of the truck when it hit the street it went everywhere and all over the front of the busstopped there the Sun Tran Bussline. It is hard not to resent the students they have options. There is a study hall classroom for the brighter bulbs to sit with. The man insisted on placeing the whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in the hole himmself he was fooling no one by tomorrow at this same time he would be stiff an ogre in the making. The double pipe@T.M. lines wound out from town and so crokked in the desert clime it climbed the mountain one side wind at a time. The small community at the top of the ridge line was happy they all jeered and cheered when the pipe@T.M. crew made it to the water line. CharlaX walked up to the whirlyfritzerbox and removed the packing crate list from the envelope and the warrenty warranty fell out onto the ground unnoticed by the crew. When the pipe@T.M. lines were safely in the watter and the crew was safley back inside the bank or home some of them just went home a lucky break for all of us Jonathan Pleasent walked outside the box and turned the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on. The green light danced like two women in love. Then he opened the one sided mechanism and poured the brown like substance in the slot and closed the door. He was frowning at the light for it was supposed to be stationary and not blinking like that whay GOOD Lord on Sunday it was supposed to be a steady green light. And that was the first causualty clause for at that MOMENT of time poor Jonathen Pleasant went to heaven in a whirlyfritzer ride. The green light blinking in his eyes. Do not despare oh gentile reader ewe there had to be an accidental death to make my story true in jest eye liked this ending best for this whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater was the best western motel story for Tuscon ever done.

8whirlyfritzerjustified

8whirlyfritzerjustified



This is from the desk of the President Thommas Whirly of the Bored of Directors of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater company ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.com in the cooperate offices in New York City funded by the government of Ukranium near the office of the Treasurer Romand Plence-
ATTN: ALL.
ATTN: ALL: WE have had two major setbacks in function of our unit. Stop. Kansas City. Stop. The Church of the Homeless in the South of France was worse. Stop. Please screen all inquires of our product we need no further setbacks. The tax item is not allowed. The Church was not recognized as a true charity function. We are not in Kansas anymore TOTO. There will be no further sales without adequate pipe sold. In the event of a Major sale there will be a lawn partee afterword eye have hired several dancing girls from Tucson, Az. To entertain us after all we are all men in this company though it is highly unlikely it will happen. Stop. We are working in the red gentlemen until further notices. Stop.
The Offices of Mad Magazine were located on 23 23rd Street behind the Bicycle shop on 2nd Street and near the Roller Derby Headquarters on 1st Street in Upper Manhattan Drive. They were looking at the ad for the whirlyfritzer when Bill Gaines started typing in the instructional code in the spy cam. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 he was typing each letter one at a time per written instructions. It came out like this QZE290042984793893638476430087771333654 always a differant random patteran The President of Mad Magazine Mr. William Gaines typed the instructional code back into the spy cam and it matched. The entire staff of Mad Magazine gave a small cheer. "What me worry" . It sounded odd in the new offices. Immediately almost the email was flagged as spam and a flag was added with a zero tolerance red line indicator attached. Retype the address. A sigh of relief from big Willy. They tought we was located on 2323 Hudson. That’s the looney bin. He ordered a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater for the home offices. The email okayed it and Alfred E. Neuman grinned and said eye am glad we did not have to use the phone to settle this. They had to order THERAMP@T.M. from Florida, to get PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M layed out to the Harbor. To get to the harbor they had to spend a little over thirtyfive bullions. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was meant to finish up in Upper New York Harbor the outlet near the Statue of Liberty the staff was joking now about laying all the GOLD bar ingots only silver in they color near the Lady Liberty. The staff of WhirlyfritzerZappersunlimited.ORG had a big party with dancing girls invited from the Arizona Tucson. They were nice school girls come up from collage. The names are sealed in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funky Wagons Porch. Ed.Note. Al Feldstein called for three more airdrops of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue they added more PIPE.T.M. It was almost finished at the cost of Thirty more bullion dollars and no sense to make of this. The Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod was ready for the grounded wire from the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net to be attached. Alfred E. Neuman went out on a limb to make it work but it was AL Jaffe that actually attached the wire to the electrodes. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M twisted and turned upon the ramp in every direction but finally reached the Harbor. The extra thirteen thousand p was for the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M to reach the Lady Liberty. Sam Viviano's phone was buzzing MADly. Ed.note could not resist this one eye been try to do something like this since eye was 14 years old. End ed.note. He went out to the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light on. Within a space of fourteen days the harbor was polluted the silver bars created a haze but no one even noticed. The offices of Zappersunlimited had a great big wonderful partee. There was three dancing girls there from Arizona. The Treasurers ledger of Romand Plence had a new entry the next day all it said was "Justified". In Black Inked lines and Fiftyfive dollar signs.

charlaxpWfr53

53charlaxpWfr53


For Kansas City

There are many mainstream homespun people in the heartland that do have new computers they place them on top of the TV and tune the sports on. This is just one of those stories of the yellow brick road. Joames Branch has a ranch near the farm of the combine. His wife placed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater advertisement next to his coffee cup. His eyes lit up. He did not read the fine print who ever does his hand was on the cell phone and he was superdialing the combine. Here is his conversation of unlimited minutes. Eye want to talk to the combine leader Jim. Eye need a permission to access the pond at the end of my drive the fence is the problem eye decided to install some new sump pump in my yard and want to run this new PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M out to the pond. Oh good no problem. They gave him immediate permission. He began plans to install the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. He unhooked the computer from the TV and started typing the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 when it was done he entered it at the website spycam it came out like this ERT1333654778700346784923932983900492 he painstakingly typed in each letter to get started on this job of ordering the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at
"Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot he immediately got a confermation email to his webaddress BadBoyBill@msn.com
This is what the email said PIPE.T.M. Friday, October 24, 2008 6:21 PM
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Cc:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
you have not ordered enough PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M we aer considering cancelling your order please reply asap ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
"Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot

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PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M later
Friday, October 24, 2008 6:30 PM
From:
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To:
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PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M is initially needed to get to the next door property eye am building a gate in the fence eye plan on ordering more pipe then to get to the water later BBB
The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater operational staff held a quick AM meeting and decided to let the man have his initial order of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and added a note to the file but when the secretary attached the note the main computor went down and no one realized the file and folder was deleted. There was now no record of the meeting or the order. That is how things happen in the real world. When the order came by Parcel Post the truck was leaving almost as soon as it dumped all the pipe there was the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box next to the small piles of pipes. A Postal Worker jeep pulled up with a notebook for BBB to sign, he signed it quickly frowning at the 335p for the total was not much but eye used to use real money he said. He installed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and added all the pipes they indeed reached to the gate he flung the gate open and reordered the pipe again. The initial order was ignored they sent the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and airdropped the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ it happened fast as iff he was an important customer with a reorder to fill, He laid the last pieces of pipe in the double row and went to the yard too turn on the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box. He went inside to get the brown substance to fill the first silver bar he opened the one sided access panel and carefully poured in the brown substance with water added he was careful to prime the steam pipe as per instructions. However he failed to understand that the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M would not work in the pond but only in the Sea or Ocean nearest his home. He turned on the green light but nothing happened. He was about to flip the light off again when the POND exploded wiping off the combine offices next door from the face of this earth. Have a good homecoming football weekend everyone and don’t worry the place was closed for the Holiday no one was in the offices no one was hurt in the making of this story.

Fivewhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater

The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater



We met at the end of time Only time will tell OR no ramp for Glendale. The girl was younger than the man it was a December romance. They met in Arizona but neither of them hail from. Both came from similar places One was from an eastern middle village the one called Morristown the elder statesman the Arkansan was from Morriltoon an obscure village of the southern state of indiscretion he has never learned real fear or to keep his mouth shut. He fights a never ending battle daily with injustices. The large triangular S upon his Chest means Justice. There are too many people ici who use fear as a real weapon let us depart from it and be friends. The Nearest Ocean or Sea bed floors is down in the Bahamas no wait eye guess the Gulf is quicker and closer. The Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater was not designed for weak and drizzly climes but can withstand the rigors of the desert oasis. PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was layed from Glendale eye had to start from THERAMP@T.M. and work out to Nogales to get a start at the Mexican terrain. TO have a chance to actually penetrate the Peninsula of Baja. PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was needed in Glendale to keep the populace happy they did not want such a massive undertaking in the city properly elevated it was out of the way of all the gardens makers. To raise the estimation of my peers. To make the American Dream come true why every homeowner between Mexiaco and Canada wants a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in time for Christmas Tree Time. Father Time and baby and all of that. She started her THERAMP@T.M. Near Interstate 10. And that’s when eye decided to scheme and plan to place first in the race is okay if you intend to lose the human one eye want to win. The one for the School Flag. Eye planned on intersecting her PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at the intersection of Glom and Domb between the hours of *8 and 12* noon on the Fifth of November iff eye remember it’s a Mesican Celebration. The Chinese New Year or Leap Frog day eye will get it trust the eye in Nogales on the way to the Gulf Stream of Mexicali. Eye could have left it all too chance but then where is the fun in that eye have millions of the clams that was needed to fund PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M. Eye checked the funding once more and reordered the Air dropps both of them hers was first as mine was closer on the way down there eye had them post date the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater to arrive back at the starting point in Glendale just one. YOU got the idea now only one of those silver ingot pushers was needed for my idea was this we could combine both pipes to make four rows of pipes to end at the Ocean Floor in this case the Gulf of Mexico so eye decided to marry her to keep the cost down to both of us. Eye quickly unpacked my laptop off of the camel’s back and sent an email to the company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot the subject line said simply more p please more PIPE.T.M. This is the actual true email sent today --0-1268521770-1224790441=:46200
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Gentleman and lady: please redesign your pipe PIPE.T.M. to make two crosses so eye can add the pipe from her to mine. Add an additional two air dropps of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. The fourth day of november please and eye am cutting it close.



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Please do not email this company this is a parody not to be taken seriously eye am not proposing marriage on the 5 November day but kiss eye will ask her for a birthday kiss.

charlaxp51

51charlaxp51


A Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater


For Manchester, England.

Wednesday October Tenth eye copied the instructional code quickly and entered it at the site EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 twice in my haste eye boned it the first time "Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot they said to enter the code AGAIN this time it worked it changed into this on the security web cam ELO32984738476430087771333654290049389 eye reinterred it once more in the slot provided. There was a red flag on the return email they said was eye very rich and famous.? How rich are you is it Bullions? Eye laughed for eye am the Frenchmon Gendoudh. Eye answered the querry immediately and they assured me my credit profile qualified. The Legal department was worried that eye was gonna dig up the London Tower or sompthing in my haste to get the pipe PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M laid to the Specific Ocean floor that’s the North Sea Mate. Eye planned on placing the pipe into the English Channel just on the other side of London near Tilbury was my outlet pipe. It was mostly being fought in the outlaying areas they were worse than the populated cities. They at least took payments seriously eye was having problems with one old dirt farmer named Mgillicutty. We were looking into a company located in Florida that makes ramps. Floatsom and Jetsome Industries was into the placement of overhead pipe. THERAMP@T.M. was the ticket just the thing. He (Mgillicutty) had no real objection after that as long as his sheep could dipp. River inlet Irwell proved to be a better alternative eye left the THERAMP@T.M. in place but no pipe would ever get there the sheep loved there new roof when it rained in the moors they came bleating from farms near and far to afford shelter there. Eye paid the city planners almost Thirteen Bullions to get the pipe into the River after that we paid only for the remaining installations. Manchester council leader Sir Richard Leese said: "The proposals for Irwell City Park are ambitious and imaginative in their scope but they are entirely deliverable we welcome the pipe as it travels below the city to the North Sea Floor. The General Post rang up there is a box all in Cobalt Blue for you Gendoudh. We shall send it round by way of special delivery. When they arrived eye carried the box to the yard and dropped the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater into the hole the workers were nerves and gaping at me for they had never seem a rich French android before ever doing an work for itself. They quickly hooked up the box the green light was winking for the pipe was not yet to the outlet. There was still one last thing to be done. We had to get threw the Mersey Basin to get to the River Thames it may seem a roundabout way to you but remember we dug up land too. Iff the water was not in a straight line eye could afford a land over route the various companies of men that eye dealt with would always remember Gendoudh’s famous whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater PIPE.T.M. and the comical airdrops of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. When the men neared the London Tower area eye made a rare appearance there. They said you will save money by rerouting here and bypassing Tilbury no need to go there surely??? The man was fishing in the wrong country for eye am a Frenchmon first. Eye blanched a differant color an android is capable of many things as eye cleared my throat there was no further need to speak for he was a good minion after all and he finished the plans to include the outlet pipes at Tilbury after all an android speaks in those hushed monotone voices better to get it right the first time see eh? Eye always say. On the return trip home eye was struck at the view of the Lieberry for it was near my home by aerial view if not mileage actual. Eye stopped only once in the yard to turn on the green light and pour in the first silver bar the brown substance into the one sided slot and closed the access panel door and smiled.

pCXsniff

48pCXsniff48


A whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater

LOVE is a four letter word. Some of the subliminities is in the parfume. Some women never get it write overkill in fright but the odor of a babay lambea is too sweet. A man is lost in otherworldly anticipation waiting for his love to turn the other cheek. Sniff. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 eye typed the code in the slot indicated at "Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot when eye refreshed the code on the spy cam it looked like this ZEL290049389329847638476430087771333654 so eye retyped it in the slot and sent it to the company eye wanted this whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater very much, eye am a homeowner near the Ocean Bay in Florida semi retired eye can make this green lighted albatross sing as it works with buying very little pipe. They sent me a confermation code the thing was coming to the door it was coming COD not UPS. Postal Workers were carrying my purple Cobalt Blue case. They emailed me a copy of the warrenty warranty. Reader see 47Warrentywarranty47 for more detailed look at warrantee holder took. Eye raced outside and gathered up mye tools the day was cloudy a good day for digging a pipeline eye lay my back into it and try to have some fun the first section of the sand was done when eye heard the door buzzed. There was a square box almost a rectangle but still square one side was cobalt blue the other almost a pinkish purple there was a pipe elbow up from one side a ground wire stud upon the other eye almost cried the price was only 5p. Eye paid at once and opened the instruction manual. It was sparsely written Open the one-sided mechanism insert PRODUCT brown in color close the catche lid down make sure the green light is operational and the pipe is ending on the Ocean Floor. There is only a ground wire to connect to ground pipe in the event of an electrical storm this whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is not electric in nature but powered by the CobaltBlueT.M.@ inside the line. Just then the delivery truck arrived eye had three tenths of a mile of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at 45p per length. Eye wrote the check and smiled and carried the box out to the yard and began to install the wonderful thing in my ground. The pipe for the ground wire was already attached to the Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod it ran from the box to the wall a distance of about 25 feet. The hole for the square rectangular box was soon dug out from the grass that eye was sure would soon die the grass was gonna die all over the yard oh god what have eye done. It was worth it eye kept reassuring myself to get the silver bars to the ocean floor. And then it came by Heliocoptor Air Dropp the thing was attached to a small parachute it was so cute the way it almost landed on mye head. It was a small can of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. Eye expected the stuff inside to be blue or even purple like the hardware places have butt no the stuff was milkywhite for all the world the consistency and color of Elmers@Glueall. Eye glued the first two sections of pipe thet ran out from the box wide in two separate rows my work was now doubled they said one pipe was for the gold bar ingots only silver in they color and the other was for steam produced from water added with the product??? Eye went inside to order more pipe@T.M. and to Air Dropp another canister of glue. That Heliocopter dropp was expansive not inexpensive. When eye got the pipe layed almost to the Ocean Bay the Sherriff met me he was wearing his six shooters on both hips and he had a Dell Word Document in his hand. A Writ of Habeas Corpus Delectie and he laughed that Southern laught thing they do. He said you cannot dig the beachfront up the STATE has decreed a non spatial place herein this document to mean therein the sand. He was rally smiling big when he said most all of this. Eye frowned how will eye got around the document you ask. The Sheriff was also an architect and he had a copy of THERAMP@T.M.
We at Floatsom and Jetsome Industries want to sell you this affordable ramp to run your pipes out to the Ocean Floor you need not disturb the beachfront sand. How much eye cried my checkbook was already in my hand it was superglued there when eye made the last pipes stand. How many p said eye. Its only 1000p the Sheriff grinned and you gotta do it cause I’m the man. Sadly eye walked back inside the house but first eye stopped at the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater box and turned the green light off. So sad to come that close to a porcelain dream gone mad. Eye raced inside to turn the sewer line power and water to the toilets back on all my hopes for the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater gone. Sniff. Love is a four letter word the schemes of mortal man they come and then they go.

Zimbio

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"NOSepticTanksin(YOURTOWN)namegoeshere"

Men need and want "Things" that GOD simply does not want us too have them. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is herein this worddocument expressly implied as a lifetime warranty warrenty that is extended TO THE UNIT ONLY not the pipe@T.M. each item sold separately. We here at Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot simply do not have the time to SERVICE all your pipes for free and we never implied that we would ever do that you see. Iff the pipes are glued and installed properly Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ you may use any type pf pipe glue that you want too as this does not effect or affect this warrenty warranty per se. You will find that you have no need of maintenance on the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater itself we only replace the entire unit due to the green light failure. No other warrenty warranty is expressly implied. "in the event of a catastrophe~ just buy another length of pipe empty the main frame BOX turn the green light off before you leap in the boat in your scuba gear swim past the shark reef attache~ the NEW SECTION OF pipe we make a suggestion herewith and into the proper glue to be used is our brand. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ each item sold separately and more and more expensively it costs a homeowner very little to maintain the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater initial funding is never returned never so do not ask us that there is no contact us we stand on our soap box warrenty warranty. Warranty noun (pl. warranties) 1 a written guarantee promising to repair or replace Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater if necessary within a specified period. 2 an engagement by an insured party that certain statements are true or that certain conditions shall be fulfilled must be a dead green light.
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a recipient of a warranty issued by Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
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a customer to whom a warranty is given
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a written assurance that some product or service will be provided or will meet certain specifications i.e. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater disclaimer: we ONLY replace the UNIT only. After all the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M is GOLD solid sold each and every new day we are rich anyway. When installing the pipe please dig responsibly the only "rule" we have is for the last segment of the pipe to reach the Ocean Floor or the Sea nearest your home. No other body of water is acceptable use or will accept your waste. DO not try to run your pipe out to your septic tank in "YOURTOWN"it simply will not work. The centrifugal force of the CobaltBlueT.M. @ in the line will blow the concrete top off your septic tank actually with enought force to level the Court House nearest you.

OneWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater

PthirtysixP

Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater.


A whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is the sewage processor to end the use of sump pumps and side bar containers septic tanks composters and compactors tomb like structures that must be dug by contractors and proper city codes. The items to be processed can include water waste however this is turned to steam and let escape by the processor. Waste water is not reused. However it seems some of you are trying to reuse the steam but listen it will not work the pressure will build up against the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and explode not killing anyone but ruining the landscaping in the yard and making a great giant hole in the yard about a half mail long the security features will not allow the blast to back up against the house but pass into and out of quickly the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in the direction indicated on the mode. There is not much more to it than that. The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater has been sold only in Antville Antarctica until now it is being release to the knoen world. The indicator light is green. There is no red light when the indicator light is green the thing works when it is not lighted or off there is no indication of the problem. We placed an ad in Better Homes and Gardens. There is a picture there with the circles and arrows on the back of each one to explain what each one was. The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater tube line is shown running from the yard out into the ground and on into the sea or Ocean floor depending where you live when you install. The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater zapz the waste with cobalt force making the waste cubes look like small rocket shapes inside the tube line they move along the line with centrifugal force they pass out of the tube into the Ocean depths and there they limply lie until the end of time nothing further needed no addons expressed or implied nothing further ever to buy. The cobalt blue force acts against the brown colors of the waste substances and the finished products look like long fat silver bars in the shape of Gold bars but of a different color. The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is only 5p the pipe is 45p each section depending on where you live the thing can cost a lot of money we do not let anyone have the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater without the pipe each item sold separately. No more leaky storage no more irradiated gardens with over size onions the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is installed to last forever longer than your house will. We are funded by the government of Ukranium. Go now to Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater.com and log on with this operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 do not copy and past this code it must be typed then refresh the code on the spy cam to make it different then send it to us with your credit limit. Then be prepared to pay us more than you are paying for your children’s educations. There is no handle crank or flush the box is simple just open the enter unfold the onesided mechanism pour the waste into the slot close the box and turn the green button on. The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater does all the rest alone it stands the test of time your waste is on its way to the ocean floor or sea slime area near your area. Our Motto: No Septic Tanks in YourTown. We are currently found Only on the World Wide Web. DO not bother looking near the bottom of the page there is no contact us. We are so certain of our product lasting you we only have a one way box to Post Office where we reap the payments due. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater comes with a one lifetime only guarantee warranty by our only company we do not make the Bycicles or the ice cream too.