Daniel Dee WEB

Daniel Dee WEB

Daniel Dee WEB

how do you please plead to the jury of 12 men and three jews

its a SANhedrin said Daniel quickly 15 from 71 you need to add about 56 mean jews to this meeting ah Daniel you are a funny boy today

joking is not convincing or convenient we could have met in the convent

in a public area in a pigs sty in a conventional oven Daniel smiled and moved into the Sunlight careful there you might get sight or mistaken for a bear and he dove to the center of the ring of fire and no one applauded not the same one not the same poem every time umbrage boulderdash indeed a new one now you will not blame me for what happens to me it is wither you or your boss and these among witness stop stop that no one has even accused you yet you recuse yourself and they folded the hands in prayer to pray for your deliverance aside besides the mirror has a veil ah yes but the veil has now been lifted and they clapped and they sighed and they cried Victory at once

12 men left and three jews wept and the 56 mean jews applauded and the horned one said goodbye goodbye twice two

Daniel Dee WEB

666 3015 what will we eat

666 3015 what will we eat

May 20, 2015 at 11:35am

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666 3015 what will we eat

666 3015 what will we eat

666 3015 what will we eat
solyant meat
soy beans instead of cattle
the beans will be the table
everything is brown and green no one has an individual mind
everyone is hive minded working for the crowded world gone mad
every form of food forbidden to be eaten
only what is specified for the person with the number
head says 666 hand says 666
what will we eat when they no longer cook the meat
they will grind the beans into a paste it on the waste
give the waste back to the beans and then to you
what will we eat
rufuse
in the can marked waste is bean paste
in the beans marked paste is waste
we will eat the human haste and bring decay to all the world
there is no future to be eaten
there is no honorable mention on the plate
on the empty plate they lay the paste full of the waste with beans
the 666 has no reason not to be seen not to be eaten
no meat but only beans no plate with meat but only beans
they will try to clone the men and there will be no women
but the race will die for waste cannot be eaten
no man can live on beans with waste for paste
and thats a given
in the future of mankind there is only empty on the plate
666 3015 what will we eat

Enter666NetdotIdioms APril28poem for NPM 2014

Charles Robert Hice

6 hours agoAlbum: Public

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consumer compliant complaint form 666
consumer user customer when the parent company ed,note,ed we will use MicroHard ® ™ as the ensample example so when MicroHard ® ™ has no further need of new customers and the price of a device will become Astronomical and money will soar out of sight to a new height to a red moon phase of over inflated important Bossy HOggy people on the cellphone telling all the Indians what to do one day you will look for an Indian and find no one there to do your bidding there for you when no one can consume a new product what will you do XP is obsolete almost you are doing this now to my windows seven almost heaven number eaight is the new moon red phase perhaps eye can afford a windows nine when it comes out it seems to me that windows eight is just a new windows vista and that one was very hard to use Microsoft to reveal Windows 9 at Build 2014, with release in April 2015? eye am waiting for developmeant meant for eye the old windows 95 was just a rumored old thing they used to have when eye began with my XP and the move upp to windows seven was the best OS eye ever seen comepared to what they did with Vista and now Eight is a disgrace they made seven and soon Nine will take its place. We are no longer accepting comments on this article. make mine nine with windows seven features make the hard drive longer and more memory spaces add some key functions and some other things turn off the plan make it user friendly with support online that works make it for 2015 eye can hardly contain my Joy make it sooner or later but make it MicroHard ® ™ Windows 9

The Dragonfly has a Birthday April Twenty Four for NPM poetry

The Dragonfly has a Birthday April Twenty Four for NPM poetry

April 24, 2014 at 9:03am

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A real live NPM poem written March 24 posted April 24and meant for May 24 for the ewe Birthday

The Dragonfly has a Birthday
The Dragonfly has a Birthday
April Twenty Four for NPM poetry
her smile lights in my heart
she calls to  me at times
she flutters her wings in love she makes me sing my love is secret but not disguised
she is a warrior and she is the world
she is unconcerned with petty theft
she makes me happy and never sad
she is my thrift and all my worth
on this day in May the dragonfly will play
and MAY she think of me this April Day
my Indian my love my wings my calling dove
will always answer with love

April 16 SUNDAY 2014

April 16 SUNDAY 2014

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April 16 SUNDAY 2014 April 16 SUNDAY 2014 National Poetry Month a poem a day keeps me awake posting one more day at one more time to escape the constant boredom bombbardmeant new word Bombardmeant n. constant noise in constant irritation charlax poetry dictionairey grabbing my write wrist into my left over hand like a doctor stranger is in a stranger land the drunks take over the street he sat there passed out against the wall disgusting noises from his nose eye looked and he had no blanket eye wrapped mine tighter around me against the cold when eye could look back at him he had a blanket on a mystery to eye did not see where that blanket came from perhaps a passer bye inn the wind is back blowing my nerves away but the rain did not eat my Saturday night dark foreboding sky clouding my day time writing missives in March for posting in April these peevish misses these plastic millennium cars with harder rubber tyres blast musick too the stars the noise is felt by eye four blocks away one car one way street two cars in tandem both singing black rap songs awakening this sleeper bringing pain to acheing head another Sunday on the side walk no smile eye wear my frown it must have come down two eye from Jesus thorny Crown the bums drink vodka strait down from a water bottle they work for the church getting clean the kitchen for the priviledged mean a few stragglers who can make it there to eat it is Wednesday April 16 2014 a good year to make rhymeing poetry for the day is long and hearing impaired in the lieberry - See more at: http://s198.photobucket.com/user/Junelax/media/charlax%20keeper/APRIL%202014/16.jpg.html?sort=3&o=15#sthash.0zYHWqDB.dpuf

Ides of April 15 2014

Ides of April 15 2014

April 15, 2014 at 12:39pm

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Ides of April 15 2014 Ides of April 15 2014 National Poetry Month is now Half Gone or Half Left Over the hill is climbing the shadow is lengthening along that valley wall until the sun recedes behind those curios clouds are dark and forbidding the light is bright not dim the light the man was colored he was a ganger he is not like me he said some very bad things to me he tried to be tought but he has no meat on those skinny bones and so eye ignored him even said once or twice too eff off he kept trying to warn me out of his area and he had to finally leave cause eye stood my ground without leaving and he heard me say clearly you are making me mad SHUT UPP and then he left still muttering his threats trying to mess with my routine all the tents in the way he was a distraction eye didnt want or need there is an event in the Rotunda today eye cant find the namme of the event but it is intents it is supposed to rain all weekend and so Sunday is the beginning of Green Beer Day Monday is the Saint Patricks Day when all the Alcoholics see snakes everywhere after the event filler filler filler cram cram cram berries LOLL intheevent of a natural disaster bend over to see eye will maintain my innocence at all costs for those of you that find me hard to read Bewary of the April Fairy Beware Ides of April 15 2014 let me add this about that ed.note.ed each day has peculiar problems each person has to face each day deal with his or her problems but your personal pain never outweighs the other persons friendship keep it clean April 15 - See more at:http://s198.photobucket.com/user/Junelax/media/charlax%20keeper/APRIL%202014/images.jpg.html?sort=3&o=16#sthash.PAkB7npu.dpuf

APril 14 2014 NPM POetryAPril 14 2014 NPM POetry

APril 14 2014 NPM POetryAPril 14 2014 NPM POetry

April 14, 2014 at 8:29am

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the sunlights upp the sky has clouds both dark and white no rain in site of this long day is hotthe shelter that eye seek is now in reach the time will past before eye sleep inside this heart that ewe have touched April is a flowers love — in Florida.

APril 14 2014 NPM POetryAPril 14 2014 NPM POetry

Secrets of teh City

the drunk had to be carrying a hammer or even a short mall peen he hit the gate in front of him in the short parking lot reserved for $$2 Dollare Queens and the arm that raises and lowers when that money is applied disentegrated into three pieces broken from the side he did this because he is so drunk and redneck mean they always replace the arm so that someday he can do this again another drunken night

eye wrestled wtih my conscience

but this city did me dirty when they refused my mail delivery

and they will just think a car went threw the thing so fast and fix it once more to last until the drunk has more swill in him again

it would take a citizen to report this and not a homeless

this mourning in the park four men were charging phones and drinking beer in public the police woman made them toss the beers unplug the phones and leave the little park where they have been doing this all winter long

supposed to be allowed because

in the city there are secrets found

what comes around will go around

April 14 rhymes with 2014 in POetry for National Poetry MOnth is with us now

the sunlights upp the sky has clouds both dark and white no rain in site of this long day is hotthe shelter that eye seek is now in reach the time will past before eye sleep

inside this heart that ewe have touched

April is a flowers love

 — in Florida.

UNlucky 13 of April 2014 NPM poetry

UNlucky 13 of April 2014 NPM poetry

April 13, 2014 at 12:39pm

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UNlucky 13 of April 2014 NPM poetry

 UNlucky 13 of April 2014 NPM poetryUNlucky 13 of April 2014 NPM poetryPOLICEman stopped menow eye am angry but must tell you first whythe friend that eye have been avoiding cause he comes off the wallhe said it was because of my university football capits just a sports cap and he was making funn of meit is his way and nothing real bad will come of it todaythe cop was only doing his important and hard jobsomeone called him on his cell phone to report a crimeand this homeless fit the description to a tee shirt looking like a sweatshirt cause eye got sleeves pulled upp under it is my rain shirtoh pleasehe said at first he would call the man to come have a lookwill he say this is not youeye hope so was all eye said cause eye do not do things like you said the man was pulling on car doors trying to get one openit must have been my lucky day it is not FrYdaY only Thursaday the 13 of March but my friend is trying to steal my hat it makes me madhe likes the other teamit is his way of letting off his steamwhan he comes around eye will wear another hatand glad the police man let me go out and backto get my church snacksto type this poem in the warm after glow of sexjust giving you a test to see iff you really read this farsigned the sleeper under starsreported the arresst for using electricity in the park closed at dark and now this city once was funn is now a turn off after nine pm will try again every day inside the only place to use machine the public lieberry scene on UNlucky 13em eye ess ess eye ess ess eye pee pee eye queen rhymes with rhymes iff ewe knoe what eye meanUNlucky 13 of April 2014 NPM poetry

APril 8 the house

APril 8 the house APril 8 the house Chinese Laptop Button Two OR The Do Nothing Button

April 8, 2014 at 11:00am

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APril 8 the house

APril 8 the house

Chinese Laptop Button Two

OR

The Do Nothing Button

So many people cannot lagg or deal with the lagg monster it eats so much time

pages get stuck and will not refresh

minutes turn into hours on updates

you stream a video and nothing downloads to the screen

you see what eye mean

no one likes to wait for nothing much to ever happen but the lagging

Tossco Toys has developed the Laptop ButtonTM

(click here)

once your machine has decided to lagg without you

all you do is click the link to the Laptop ButtonTM

our button desplayes three green dots over and over in a stimulation

just like you used to get with the OLD XP models Laptops

The Eroor message says

Thank you for Contract

working

will be back on line

soon

all the while those three green dots are flashing on your screen

until your freeze or update is complete

Tossco Toys can be found in many Departmeant Stores and Malls

look for the Laptop ButtonTM

each item sold separated into a small box with a plastic lid

readthefineprintatthebottomofthepageasalwaysitsaysabsolutelynothing

ed.note.ed

adding something here about Microsoft aims to fill the banks with more Trillions of dollars they are not in this INterGnet business to be user Friendly Mate or Spouse

APril 8 the house

The Eroor message says Thank you for Contract working will be back on line soon

APril NPM seven poems

APril NPM seven poems

April 7, 2014 at 11:01am

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Inn the CharlaX Guide to rhymes MEAN rhymes with 2014

APril NPM seven poems 2014

APril NPM seven poems 2014

RUDE people stepping into me makeing me get out of the way on this sidewalk taking my turn stepping haughtily past because they are living here somehow there is never no respect why do you not see me eye must be living here two somewhere on the sidewalk near this town or in it where eye live it

rude

even when they see me walking on a hurry eye am moving slowly to get in front of the old man they use the entire area ahead of HIM they go

he is so slow

he is being rude to THEM

the other side of the problem area

all it means to me is how rude they seem to be

in place of looking good in spite of all they were taught those Golden RUles no one is ever nice to eye see them on the street replete repast and here today than gone tommorrow will they never stop the rude

once on a gray day a man was nice to me

it was Thanksgiving a Holiday

all the other days are grey

they did not take the pills they chilled but not in time to be

less then rude to me

very less than nice

the preacher drove upp around the corner of the parking lot in a big black truck caught the eye opening my trash bag and saw my sleeping bag inside eye was just about to dropp into the corner of the building where eye slept in the rain before he said YOU are not SLEEPING here I the preacher will call the Sheriff too patrol this area HOW RUDE and eye lost my favorite place to chill off of the street

what is a church for anyway unless it is there to help the poor HOW MEAN

APril NPM seven poems 2014

14WFNBC

14WFNBC

Newport Beach California 2012

End of time sceneriao.
There were two bosses on the desk that day at the newspaper near the beach. They were Gay and Smiley Fortune. The Newspaper was the Free French Press they made lots of money. They decided to send off for a Whirlyfritzer glomeratial Silverplater for the offices.
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ CobaltBlueT.M. @ box whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
"Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com CobaltBlueT.M. @ =93Whirly=94 ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot=20 Trademark@PIPET.M.@
They chose the operational code from the pie chart carefully remember the old joke children how a pie r round but the corn bread r square. A little collage chart humour. John 17:3"And this is eternal life, that they may know You, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom You have sent. The Preacher was near the Tattoo parlor and all the navy men that never go near the water were linned up just to watch all the people’s daughters who like to wear no clothes in California near the water. They always dress in full uniforms even in the summer they must be alcoholics. There was a small boy about 14 years younger than a real person needs to be he was stuck in the undertow and almost drowned but no one notices. His skin turned blue and he was not all here. And he hates to swim in the Ocean or the Sea side area near ewe. The one mile area of pipe limit had been reached they were digging in the undertow everytime they added a section of PIPE.T.M. @ it snapped off and they were replacing it with steel girders and lengths of CobaltSteelBluePIPE.T.Tm. @ 36 p per each one and the Company of G&SFortune was not happy. We are doing this all wrong said the Founder John. John Fortune had been called from home. He was 86 years old and he walked like he was 23 he moved so fast his younger siblings could not keep up the three brothers were all together only this once for several years they had not seen each other. Let’s get THERAMP T.M. @ brought up from that FLORIDA SHERRIFF Association we can set the ramp the undertow won’t matter and so they sent a check for 1000 p to the Sherriff. The rather impotent brother Gay Fortune was the dumbest of the block of Fortunes. He Stood up on the Ramp and called into the Offices on his "WalkETalkY "ACME T.M. @ and told Brother Smiley Fortune to Please turn the green light ON. Remember this is Newport Beach even in the hottest day of summer it’s like winter there. When nothing happened they suggested on the Radio from Acme that he get his SELF off of the Ramp as Fast as humanly possible. NO one can be sure but they did hypothesis later that the Steel Pipes down under the undertow were not disconnected and when the CobaltBlueForce@T.M. was applied to the super reinforced pipe it was like a Cobalt Bomb going off near an administration building on a campus near a Burger King. Fortune Smiled on Gay that day and he at least is not meeting his maker this way he is just shaken up from swimming backwards and upside down from the grips of the dreaded undertow near the Newport Beach of California. Editornote.ed. Everytime someone flushes in the Offices toilet another bar is silverplated and drops out of the PIPE.T.M. @ to make a pile grow taller on the Newport Beach in California.

ThirteenWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsiverplaters

ThirteenWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsiverplaters

For The South China Sea
The Bakers Dozen or
With Juan Yu Get EddRoll

Tai Downe was a smaller sea side appendaged onto the much larger port of Hong Kong South area the Mainland was only a few rice paddy klicks away the main computor in the sampan was chattering friskerly the Juan Tonn oarsman was typing in the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 into the spy cam area and when he got the return code he typed each letter in slow until the boat was almost below the water line he ran screaming to the side and flipped it up so that he was even keeled and back on course. The code now looked like this EQZ29002900290029001777177717770092
It was never the same code once. He matched. He sent a new email into the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater headquarters in Taiwan. This was now sent from Sampan Jaun Tonn to website of the company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot We need no unlimited amount of PIPET.M. @ Or any of your PurpleGLue@T.M. no unlimited airdropps to the South of China Sea we just want the COBALTBLUEandPurple BOX the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and one two p mabe three PIPE.T.M.total unlimited entry. Because he as a Chinaman and because it was on Saturday and Ronald Plence was in the office doing golfing remember those Golf Coarse Screens on all the BMovies ewe how the criminals always had them in the offices. He was practicing his P when the faxt machine spit this out in his face. Flag this message
No. unlimited PipeT.M.@ with PurpleGlue@T.M.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:48 AM
From:
"Juan Tonn Sampan"
View contact details
To:
WhirlyZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot@yahoo.com


Juan Tonn Q Tai Downe Tiawan Mainland China South of China Sea. Send unlimited pipe with glue we want only one bluepurplecobalt box. The sampam is on the move. This is all. The treasurer of the world’s first COBALTBLUET.M.@Powered Company idly flipped the switches on the transceiver radio and AUTHORIZED the airdropp of 1400 p. thinking of his next putt he hoped they would soon order the next airdropp he was salivating at the word unlimited. He sunk a twisting putt and smiled. The airdropp was not a total loss the people of the republican China came out to watch the heliocopter in groves. They stood in the groves and watched the comical way the copter pilot hit the sampan with the first wave of p then the cobaltbluepurple box landed in its side crunching both oars and pinning the Juan Tonn down. He jumped up in time to snag three of the p as they swept past so fast they were just a part of the neap. The children how were waiting at the edges of the water jumped onto all the pipe as it swiftly bye they were singing red rover red over domne on over red rover. He had a small rolled up copper wire and the ground wire was attached quickly the tag on the copper roll was ACMET.M.@ He caught Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ when it came wingging down from Chinese Air Space. He glude the pipe to the machine opened the onesided mechanism poured in the brownsubstance wasted and loosed the catche door once. Then he turned the GreenLight on. The pipe was out the sides of his boat. He looked like a giant dinosaur he began to float up odd the water was several feet BELOW the boat the Sampan was not listing or even crokked. The first silver bar dropped into the South China Sea. Back at the Ranch on Monday Mourning Whirly the President of this company was frowning down at Plence. He said the Heliocopter driver noticed pipe was all bunched up with children sailing her out toward the north we were taken to the cleaners by this Chinaman in a slow boat to Taiwan. The ink in the ledger is red what will we do to make it black again.

Part Three WF

Part Three WF



The next day he opened the side of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater that the President of the Company Thommas Whirly had sent out by parcel post he had mailed it over two weeks ago again Plence was still upset at the way that President Thommas Whirly was anticipating the unrolling of events he was unnerved at the timing. The mock up included a rubber grommet spray painted silver it was supposed to be a silver bar the finished product. Rothechilde P. Asthmatic the federal agent the presenter taker for the Federal Government Department of Patents the United States patent and Trademark Office T.M. @ was slowly making notes. He said, "this patent will not be issued unless you can convince me that the machine works." Plence started to sweat. "This one sided mechanism has a access panel on the inside only it latches automatically. The green light is powered by the same CobaltBlueT.M.@ that powers the silver bars inside the Pipe.T.M.@ and moves them along at centrifugal force to the bottom of the Nearest Ocean Sea. The CObalt Blue is located in the center of the box for maximum safety the only way it explodes is customer error." Asthmatic coughed a bit at this and looked up his eyebrow was moving like a bmovie imatation of Spock. He tried to smile. Plence wiped and mopped. He continued, "the PIPET.M.@ is attached at the outlet on the left hand side no the right hand side. The AcmeLighteningRodT.M.@ is attached to the ground wire on the left side of the CobaltBlue box the purple side no wait it must be the right side." He was so confused and nervous. "But how does the CobaltRadiation move the bars along the pipe." This last part was from the FED. "Just explain that and you have your patent #EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092" this number happened to be the operational number it was Whirlys idea. Thommas should be here to do this instead of me this was Plences conscience crying out for mercy. "CharlaX the poet and Jesus Freak has designed the CobaltBlue he was making a indivisible invisible bomb to thin the students priority when he decided to work FOR mankind instead and made this power that we use. Its non-lethal radiation is the power behind the force. He has no patent but he does copywrite his poems. EYE can explain the centrifugal force it lifts the silver bars all at once like a vacumn in space and moves them en masse down the pipe at an incredible pace. At subatomic levels the atoms look like tinker toys all locked together to make a log cabin." "Thats fine" this presentation is now over said the FED. He closed the notetaking book and smiled real big You have your Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater patent pending. Eye am familiar with Doctor Hices work. He is a genious.

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ElevenWhirlyfritzers

Part2 two


He was taken into the presentation room by a young secretary she was only 19 she was from Arizona. Her namme was Crustacean UnChump. She left him there to prepare the slides he removed the PIPET.M. @ from the oboe case and placed the CobaltBlueT.M. @ slide in the viewer and began to practice his orate glad he was alone this time able to prepare it first. He spit a frog out of his throat and began with this "The whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater will not be sold by us without the purchase of sufficient pipet.m. @ to reach the Ocean Floor or Seabed nearest your homeowner or businesses." We are a profit oriented company. The next slide shows our profit margin for the year past notice the two major setbacks we added a third one recently these slumps were unfortunate but did not affect the total effect of overall performance. He waved his flourish at the front Behold our Pie Chart.T.M.@ Some of this was customer errors. WE halve a half-margin moon pie with enought Black-Ink dollar signs to show a profit into the next millennium. The real presentation now begins. Rothechilde P. Asthmatic was the man in charge today. He was a Federal Agent. Everyone in Washington D.C. is a Federal Agent. The third slide was a lump of Cobalt Blue UkraniumT.M.@. This is non lethal radiation. Cobalt Blue was developed by CharlaX the poet and Jesus Freak in a Science and Engineering building in Southern ASU A small city with a losing football team and poor performance of the young 19 year old girls they drink too many whiskeys and slam too many beers. He almost used this awesome power to make a bomb invisible but his religious fervor decided him instead to create a power needed to move the whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater bars with centrifugal force to move them quickly threw the pipet.m.@ and into the Ocean or the Sea. Please look closely at the screen This is a lump of Ukranium Blue Number Two. Safe to humans animals birds and other alien life forms. It turns human waste product into silver bars from brown substance. This force from the non-lethal radiation of the cobalt blue will push the silver bars along the pipe with the centrifugal forces of atomics and hydroponics. When glued properly at both ends the thing withstands both temperature and pressures of increasing difficulty. The cobalt blue forces lift the silver bars en masse and move them along at subsonic speeds until they finally reach the Ocean floor or Seabed areas near your homes and businesses. See the warranty warrenty for more information important to the homeowner and businessmen. Businesses that are non-profit or tax-exempt such as Churches can no longer apply for a Whirlyfritzer warrenty warranty. We sell the the pipe.t.m@ and also the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue each item sold separately. Due to a malfunction of the cobalt blue application the purpleglue is white in substance and color almost looking like ElmersGlueall@T.M. When thinly coated on the ends of the pipes each pipe fits each other pipe the secret is in the sizing. Here is a scaled down version of the pipe. And he held up his crokked pipe for the presenter to see. This presentation is running long please stay tuned gentile reader ewe for CHAPTER THREE. The secretary Miss UnChump let him out to go back to the motel and told him you rally have a long URL. "Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot eye sent you an email at the motel my namme is Crustacean. See eh??

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There are millions of stories of the city. This is just one of them. Jonathan Pleasent was a key man. He lived to be someone. His pride was more than anyone could stand he shinned his mustache hair. His clothing was almost perfect nothing out of place he sometimes wore those split shirttails without a belt sans tie. He would never wear a hat or cap the military tried and he was painfully discharged with an undesirable. He ruled a room entered he let no one over him or stop him his discourse was unlearned but knowledgeable enough the women liked his accent and they let him ramble on just to get the sound inside the mind to hear enough to sometimes linger over coffee with the others and gossip of his voice. He says that like a frenchmon and they sigh. They cry real tears because they know it isn’t true at all he lives there in the city. He is only one of them another of the crew. "Ten10Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaters Closer to homey," Jonathan asked me, "Is there water on Mount Lemmon", he asked slyly is there a lake or a reservoir there.? "There is a Tucson Lake it's about FORTY miles of water up there," it was the charlax poet he was musing. At least there is water in the summer time it runs in the ditch it has to come from somewhere so eye suppose it could be a manmade lake to aqueduct the cattle. Eye can not save her there is no way she is too young and involved with the program she loves to drink and partee the jazz and glitter who knoes what else she is into mabe even sex and illicit love after all money is the lower case god of everyone that has to have it some. Ewe knoe who eye meant just then. He was old he had aged almost ten years in one long nite of losing her. Part of his heart no longer works. It is hard to trust someone to love them. Eye am lucky it was not an erline this time. He is sad there is only one cure for this sadness his ewe must come to visit him soon. Jonathan Pleasent was not a pleasant man. He entered the operational code the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on the website code the spy cam when he entered the new remade code over it matched and he continued to order his whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 was now transformed to the new operational code 638476430087771333654qez7489223983940092 he noticed the inverse upper case letters were now lower case numbers. He Ordered up to the Chamber of Commerce Bank on Broadway Avenue A CObaltBlueT.M.Box@ whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater from ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com of course the office of the President Joames Branch and even the treasurer office too Romand Plence hey he thought it WAS the Chamber of Commerce of Tucson. Not just the bank. They Airlifted the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M with the CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net BOX and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue Glue all dropped with chutes at the same time it was gawkers everywhere will you look at all those golf balls everywhere a few people had crashed and become statistics someone even had a laundry box with a plastic lid full of golf balls on the back of the truck when it hit the street it went everywhere and all over the front of the busstopped there the Sun Tran Bussline. It is hard not to resent the students they have options. There is a study hall classroom for the brighter bulbs to sit with. The man insisted on placeing the whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in the hole himmself he was fooling no one by tomorrow at this same time he would be stiff an ogre in the making. The double pipe@T.M. lines wound out from town and so crokked in the desert clime it climbed the mountain one side wind at a time. The small community at the top of the ridge line was happy they all jeered and cheered when the pipe@T.M. crew made it to the water line. CharlaX walked up to the whirlyfritzerbox and removed the packing crate list from the envelope and the warrenty warranty fell out onto the ground unnoticed by the crew. When the pipe@T.M. lines were safely in the watter and the crew was safley back inside the bank or home some of them just went home a lucky break for all of us Jonathan Pleasent walked outside the box and turned the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on. The green light danced like two women in love. Then he opened the one sided mechanism and poured the brown like substance in the slot and closed the door. He was frowning at the light for it was supposed to be stationary and not blinking like that whay GOOD Lord on Sunday it was supposed to be a steady green light. And that was the first causualty clause for at that MOMENT of time poor Jonathen Pleasant went to heaven in a whirlyfritzer ride. The green light blinking in his eyes. Do not despare oh gentile reader ewe there had to be an accidental death to make my story true in jest eye liked this ending best for this whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater was the best western motel story for Tuscon ever done.

8whirlyfritzerjustified

8whirlyfritzerjustified



This is from the desk of the President Thommas Whirly of the Bored of Directors of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater company ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.com in the cooperate offices in New York City funded by the government of Ukranium near the office of the Treasurer Romand Plence-
ATTN: ALL.
ATTN: ALL: WE have had two major setbacks in function of our unit. Stop. Kansas City. Stop. The Church of the Homeless in the South of France was worse. Stop. Please screen all inquires of our product we need no further setbacks. The tax item is not allowed. The Church was not recognized as a true charity function. We are not in Kansas anymore TOTO. There will be no further sales without adequate pipe sold. In the event of a Major sale there will be a lawn partee afterword eye have hired several dancing girls from Tucson, Az. To entertain us after all we are all men in this company though it is highly unlikely it will happen. Stop. We are working in the red gentlemen until further notices. Stop.
The Offices of Mad Magazine were located on 23 23rd Street behind the Bicycle shop on 2nd Street and near the Roller Derby Headquarters on 1st Street in Upper Manhattan Drive. They were looking at the ad for the whirlyfritzer when Bill Gaines started typing in the instructional code in the spy cam. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 he was typing each letter one at a time per written instructions. It came out like this QZE290042984793893638476430087771333654 always a differant random patteran The President of Mad Magazine Mr. William Gaines typed the instructional code back into the spy cam and it matched. The entire staff of Mad Magazine gave a small cheer. "What me worry" . It sounded odd in the new offices. Immediately almost the email was flagged as spam and a flag was added with a zero tolerance red line indicator attached. Retype the address. A sigh of relief from big Willy. They tought we was located on 2323 Hudson. That’s the looney bin. He ordered a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater for the home offices. The email okayed it and Alfred E. Neuman grinned and said eye am glad we did not have to use the phone to settle this. They had to order THERAMP@T.M. from Florida, to get PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M layed out to the Harbor. To get to the harbor they had to spend a little over thirtyfive bullions. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was meant to finish up in Upper New York Harbor the outlet near the Statue of Liberty the staff was joking now about laying all the GOLD bar ingots only silver in they color near the Lady Liberty. The staff of WhirlyfritzerZappersunlimited.ORG had a big party with dancing girls invited from the Arizona Tucson. They were nice school girls come up from collage. The names are sealed in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funky Wagons Porch. Ed.Note. Al Feldstein called for three more airdrops of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue they added more PIPE.T.M. It was almost finished at the cost of Thirty more bullion dollars and no sense to make of this. The Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod was ready for the grounded wire from the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net to be attached. Alfred E. Neuman went out on a limb to make it work but it was AL Jaffe that actually attached the wire to the electrodes. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M twisted and turned upon the ramp in every direction but finally reached the Harbor. The extra thirteen thousand p was for the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M to reach the Lady Liberty. Sam Viviano's phone was buzzing MADly. Ed.note could not resist this one eye been try to do something like this since eye was 14 years old. End ed.note. He went out to the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light on. Within a space of fourteen days the harbor was polluted the silver bars created a haze but no one even noticed. The offices of Zappersunlimited had a great big wonderful partee. There was three dancing girls there from Arizona. The Treasurers ledger of Romand Plence had a new entry the next day all it said was "Justified". In Black Inked lines and Fiftyfive dollar signs.

8whirlyfritzerjustified

8whirlyfritzerjustified



This is from the desk of the President Thommas Whirly of the Bored of Directors of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater company ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.com in the cooperate offices in New York City funded by the government of Ukranium near the office of the Treasurer Romand Plence-
ATTN: ALL.
ATTN: ALL: WE have had two major setbacks in function of our unit. Stop. Kansas City. Stop. The Church of the Homeless in the South of France was worse. Stop. Please screen all inquires of our product we need no further setbacks. The tax item is not allowed. The Church was not recognized as a true charity function. We are not in Kansas anymore TOTO. There will be no further sales without adequate pipe sold. In the event of a Major sale there will be a lawn partee afterword eye have hired several dancing girls from Tucson, Az. To entertain us after all we are all men in this company though it is highly unlikely it will happen. Stop. We are working in the red gentlemen until further notices. Stop.
The Offices of Mad Magazine were located on 23 23rd Street behind the Bicycle shop on 2nd Street and near the Roller Derby Headquarters on 1st Street in Upper Manhattan Drive. They were looking at the ad for the whirlyfritzer when Bill Gaines started typing in the instructional code in the spy cam. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 he was typing each letter one at a time per written instructions. It came out like this QZE290042984793893638476430087771333654 always a differant random patteran The President of Mad Magazine Mr. William Gaines typed the instructional code back into the spy cam and it matched. The entire staff of Mad Magazine gave a small cheer. "What me worry" . It sounded odd in the new offices. Immediately almost the email was flagged as spam and a flag was added with a zero tolerance red line indicator attached. Retype the address. A sigh of relief from big Willy. They tought we was located on 2323 Hudson. That’s the looney bin. He ordered a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater for the home offices. The email okayed it and Alfred E. Neuman grinned and said eye am glad we did not have to use the phone to settle this. They had to order THERAMP@T.M. from Florida, to get PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M layed out to the Harbor. To get to the harbor they had to spend a little over thirtyfive bullions. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was meant to finish up in Upper New York Harbor the outlet near the Statue of Liberty the staff was joking now about laying all the GOLD bar ingots only silver in they color near the Lady Liberty. The staff of WhirlyfritzerZappersunlimited.ORG had a big party with dancing girls invited from the Arizona Tucson. They were nice school girls come up from collage. The names are sealed in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funky Wagons Porch. Ed.Note. Al Feldstein called for three more airdrops of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue they added more PIPE.T.M. It was almost finished at the cost of Thirty more bullion dollars and no sense to make of this. The Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod was ready for the grounded wire from the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net to be attached. Alfred E. Neuman went out on a limb to make it work but it was AL Jaffe that actually attached the wire to the electrodes. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M twisted and turned upon the ramp in every direction but finally reached the Harbor. The extra thirteen thousand p was for the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M to reach the Lady Liberty. Sam Viviano's phone was buzzing MADly. Ed.note could not resist this one eye been try to do something like this since eye was 14 years old. End ed.note. He went out to the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light on. Within a space of fourteen days the harbor was polluted the silver bars created a haze but no one even noticed. The offices of Zappersunlimited had a great big wonderful partee. There was three dancing girls there from Arizona. The Treasurers ledger of Romand Plence had a new entry the next day all it said was "Justified". In Black Inked lines and Fiftyfive dollar signs.

charlaxpWfr53

53charlaxpWfr53


For Kansas City

There are many mainstream homespun people in the heartland that do have new computers they place them on top of the TV and tune the sports on. This is just one of those stories of the yellow brick road. Joames Branch has a ranch near the farm of the combine. His wife placed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater advertisement next to his coffee cup. His eyes lit up. He did not read the fine print who ever does his hand was on the cell phone and he was superdialing the combine. Here is his conversation of unlimited minutes. Eye want to talk to the combine leader Jim. Eye need a permission to access the pond at the end of my drive the fence is the problem eye decided to install some new sump pump in my yard and want to run this new PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M out to the pond. Oh good no problem. They gave him immediate permission. He began plans to install the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. He unhooked the computer from the TV and started typing the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 when it was done he entered it at the website spycam it came out like this ERT1333654778700346784923932983900492 he painstakingly typed in each letter to get started on this job of ordering the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at
"Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot he immediately got a confermation email to his webaddress BadBoyBill@msn.com
This is what the email said PIPE.T.M. Friday, October 24, 2008 6:21 PM
From: ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com To: BadBoyBill@msn.com
Cc:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
you have not ordered enough PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M we aer considering cancelling your order please reply asap ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
"Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot

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Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable The reply was good and to the point.
PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M later
Friday, October 24, 2008 6:30 PM
From:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
To:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
Cc:
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PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M is initially needed to get to the next door property eye am building a gate in the fence eye plan on ordering more pipe then to get to the water later BBB
The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater operational staff held a quick AM meeting and decided to let the man have his initial order of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and added a note to the file but when the secretary attached the note the main computor went down and no one realized the file and folder was deleted. There was now no record of the meeting or the order. That is how things happen in the real world. When the order came by Parcel Post the truck was leaving almost as soon as it dumped all the pipe there was the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box next to the small piles of pipes. A Postal Worker jeep pulled up with a notebook for BBB to sign, he signed it quickly frowning at the 335p for the total was not much but eye used to use real money he said. He installed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and added all the pipes they indeed reached to the gate he flung the gate open and reordered the pipe again. The initial order was ignored they sent the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and airdropped the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ it happened fast as iff he was an important customer with a reorder to fill, He laid the last pieces of pipe in the double row and went to the yard too turn on the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box. He went inside to get the brown substance to fill the first silver bar he opened the one sided access panel and carefully poured in the brown substance with water added he was careful to prime the steam pipe as per instructions. However he failed to understand that the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M would not work in the pond but only in the Sea or Ocean nearest his home. He turned on the green light but nothing happened. He was about to flip the light off again when the POND exploded wiping off the combine offices next door from the face of this earth. Have a good homecoming football weekend everyone and don’t worry the place was closed for the Holiday no one was in the offices no one was hurt in the making of this story.

Fivewhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater

The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater



We met at the end of time Only time will tell OR no ramp for Glendale. The girl was younger than the man it was a December romance. They met in Arizona but neither of them hail from. Both came from similar places One was from an eastern middle village the one called Morristown the elder statesman the Arkansan was from Morriltoon an obscure village of the southern state of indiscretion he has never learned real fear or to keep his mouth shut. He fights a never ending battle daily with injustices. The large triangular S upon his Chest means Justice. There are too many people ici who use fear as a real weapon let us depart from it and be friends. The Nearest Ocean or Sea bed floors is down in the Bahamas no wait eye guess the Gulf is quicker and closer. The Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater was not designed for weak and drizzly climes but can withstand the rigors of the desert oasis. PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was layed from Glendale eye had to start from THERAMP@T.M. and work out to Nogales to get a start at the Mexican terrain. TO have a chance to actually penetrate the Peninsula of Baja. PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was needed in Glendale to keep the populace happy they did not want such a massive undertaking in the city properly elevated it was out of the way of all the gardens makers. To raise the estimation of my peers. To make the American Dream come true why every homeowner between Mexiaco and Canada wants a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in time for Christmas Tree Time. Father Time and baby and all of that. She started her THERAMP@T.M. Near Interstate 10. And that’s when eye decided to scheme and plan to place first in the race is okay if you intend to lose the human one eye want to win. The one for the School Flag. Eye planned on intersecting her PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at the intersection of Glom and Domb between the hours of *8 and 12* noon on the Fifth of November iff eye remember it’s a Mesican Celebration. The Chinese New Year or Leap Frog day eye will get it trust the eye in Nogales on the way to the Gulf Stream of Mexicali. Eye could have left it all too chance but then where is the fun in that eye have millions of the clams that was needed to fund PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M. Eye checked the funding once more and reordered the Air dropps both of them hers was first as mine was closer on the way down there eye had them post date the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater to arrive back at the starting point in Glendale just one. YOU got the idea now only one of those silver ingot pushers was needed for my idea was this we could combine both pipes to make four rows of pipes to end at the Ocean Floor in this case the Gulf of Mexico so eye decided to marry her to keep the cost down to both of us. Eye quickly unpacked my laptop off of the camel’s back and sent an email to the company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot the subject line said simply more p please more PIPE.T.M. This is the actual true email sent today --0-1268521770-1224790441=:46200
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Gentleman and lady: please redesign your pipe PIPE.T.M. to make two crosses so eye can add the pipe from her to mine. Add an additional two air dropps of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. The fourth day of november please and eye am cutting it close.



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Please do not email this company this is a parody not to be taken seriously eye am not proposing marriage on the 5 November day but kiss eye will ask her for a birthday kiss.

charlaxp51

51charlaxp51


A Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater


For Manchester, England.

Wednesday October Tenth eye copied the instructional code quickly and entered it at the site EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 twice in my haste eye boned it the first time "Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot they said to enter the code AGAIN this time it worked it changed into this on the security web cam ELO32984738476430087771333654290049389 eye reinterred it once more in the slot provided. There was a red flag on the return email they said was eye very rich and famous.? How rich are you is it Bullions? Eye laughed for eye am the Frenchmon Gendoudh. Eye answered the querry immediately and they assured me my credit profile qualified. The Legal department was worried that eye was gonna dig up the London Tower or sompthing in my haste to get the pipe PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M laid to the Specific Ocean floor that’s the North Sea Mate. Eye planned on placing the pipe into the English Channel just on the other side of London near Tilbury was my outlet pipe. It was mostly being fought in the outlaying areas they were worse than the populated cities. They at least took payments seriously eye was having problems with one old dirt farmer named Mgillicutty. We were looking into a company located in Florida that makes ramps. Floatsom and Jetsome Industries was into the placement of overhead pipe. THERAMP@T.M. was the ticket just the thing. He (Mgillicutty) had no real objection after that as long as his sheep could dipp. River inlet Irwell proved to be a better alternative eye left the THERAMP@T.M. in place but no pipe would ever get there the sheep loved there new roof when it rained in the moors they came bleating from farms near and far to afford shelter there. Eye paid the city planners almost Thirteen Bullions to get the pipe into the River after that we paid only for the remaining installations. Manchester council leader Sir Richard Leese said: "The proposals for Irwell City Park are ambitious and imaginative in their scope but they are entirely deliverable we welcome the pipe as it travels below the city to the North Sea Floor. The General Post rang up there is a box all in Cobalt Blue for you Gendoudh. We shall send it round by way of special delivery. When they arrived eye carried the box to the yard and dropped the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater into the hole the workers were nerves and gaping at me for they had never seem a rich French android before ever doing an work for itself. They quickly hooked up the box the green light was winking for the pipe was not yet to the outlet. There was still one last thing to be done. We had to get threw the Mersey Basin to get to the River Thames it may seem a roundabout way to you but remember we dug up land too. Iff the water was not in a straight line eye could afford a land over route the various companies of men that eye dealt with would always remember Gendoudh’s famous whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater PIPE.T.M. and the comical airdrops of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. When the men neared the London Tower area eye made a rare appearance there. They said you will save money by rerouting here and bypassing Tilbury no need to go there surely??? The man was fishing in the wrong country for eye am a Frenchmon first. Eye blanched a differant color an android is capable of many things as eye cleared my throat there was no further need to speak for he was a good minion after all and he finished the plans to include the outlet pipes at Tilbury after all an android speaks in those hushed monotone voices better to get it right the first time see eh? Eye always say. On the return trip home eye was struck at the view of the Lieberry for it was near my home by aerial view if not mileage actual. Eye stopped only once in the yard to turn on the green light and pour in the first silver bar the brown substance into the one sided slot and closed the access panel door and smiled.