Tuesday, April 8, 2014

APril 8 the house

APril 8 the house APril 8 the house Chinese Laptop Button Two OR The Do Nothing Button

April 8, 2014 at 11:00am
APril 8 the house

APril 8 the house

Chinese Laptop Button Two

OR

The Do Nothing Button

So many people cannot lagg or deal with the lagg monster it eats so much time

pages get stuck and will not refresh

minutes turn into hours on updates

you stream a video and nothing downloads to the screen

you see what eye mean

no one likes to wait for nothing much to ever happen but the lagging

Tossco Toys has developed the Laptop ButtonTM

(click here)

once your machine has decided to lagg without you

all you do is click the link to the Laptop ButtonTM

our button desplayes three green dots over and over in a stimulation

just like you used to get with the OLD XP models Laptops

The Eroor message says

Thank you for Contract

working

will be back on line

soon

all the while those three green dots are flashing on your screen

until your freeze or update is complete

Tossco Toys can be found in many Departmeant Stores and Malls

look for the Laptop ButtonTM

each item sold separated into a small box with a plastic lid

readthefineprintatthebottomofthepageasalwaysitsaysabsolutelynothing

ed.note.ed

adding something here about Microsoft aims to fill the banks with more Trillions of dollars they are not in this INterGnet business to be user Friendly Mate or Spouse

APril 8 the house



The Eroor message says
Thank you for Contract
working
will be back on line
soon
The Eroor message says Thank you for Contract working will be back on line soon

Monday, April 7, 2014

APril NPM seven poems

APril NPM seven poems

April 7, 2014 at 11:01am
Inn the CharlaX Guide to rhymes MEAN rhymes with 2014
Inn the CharlaX Guide to rhymes MEAN rhymes with 2014




APril NPM seven poems 2014

APril NPM seven poems 2014

RUDE people stepping into me makeing me get out of the way on this sidewalk taking my turn stepping haughtily past because they are living here somehow there is never no respect why do you not see me eye must be living here two somewhere on the sidewalk near this town or in it where eye live it

rude

even when they see me walking on a hurry eye am moving slowly to get in front of the old man they use the entire area ahead of HIM they go

he is so slow

he is being rude to THEM

the other side of the problem area

all it means to me is how rude they seem to be

in place of looking good in spite of all they were taught those Golden RUles no one is ever nice to eye see them on the street replete repast and here today than gone tommorrow will they never stop the rude

once on a gray day a man was nice to me

it was Thanksgiving a Holiday

all the other days are grey

they did not take the pills they chilled but not in time to be

less then rude to me

very less than nice

the preacher drove upp around the corner of the parking lot in a big black truck caught the eye opening my trash bag and saw my sleeping bag inside eye was just about to dropp into the corner of the building where eye slept in the rain before he said YOU are not SLEEPING here I the preacher will call the Sheriff too patrol this area HOW RUDE and eye lost my favorite place to chill off of the street

what is a church for anyway unless it is there to help the poor HOW MEAN

APril NPM seven poems 2014

Sunday, April 6, 2014

April has a 666 April has a 666 666 Billion to one

April has a 666 April has a 666 666 Billion to one

April 6, 2014 at 9:13am
oh the pity of a GOD for me
on a wet and rainey day of tricks
April has a 666
 — in Florida.
oh the pity of a GOD for me on a wet and rainey day of tricks April has a 666 — in Florida.




April has a 666 April has a 666 666 Billion to one the phone is killing people slowly taking away there brains

no one seems to fully understand these things only a few people in the care business caught on to this

they refuse to insure for people whom own and use the cell phone

MICROWAVES

end of the world

phone number or namme

silence is required

they did a study on this scientifically

using less radiation than a cell phone actually emit

sand found the phone can kill most all of your brain cells dead

it does not even matter iff it is held up to the head or only in your hand you will soon be dead

yes eye have a cell phone and keep it fully charged

just to check the time

eye might still live to be a ripe old 95

eye saw a hand stretched out to me and then it died with a nail inn a tree

HE arose upp and now you see the scar in the hand

oh the pity of a GOD for me

on a wet and rainey day of tricks

April has a 666

 — in Florida.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Day 5 of April 2014 ad(dress POrn

Day 5 of April 2014
ad(dress POrn
eye do not understand your reluctance to let the intergnet be free
filtering the porn from the intergnet is like making free people go to jail
you lock me upp for what
to satisfy some rule but than you are not the judge of those things
even the motion picture INdustry has broader guidelines
than the UNited Kingdom has
imposed imposters
wearing whigs of silly orange hair or green or white
robes of lace looking very Gay to eye
Queer Rulers over seas.
OPossUM came to me in the night was FrYdaY night the mice are much too large
because he lost his winter fat and he kept being very nice he was not as mean when he was fat he used to hiss at me and eye would never feed him
he got some bread the flat mexican bread that came with my dinner eye eat the meat eye need he never made a sound and he is welcome now
Today is April 5
 — in Florida.

Friday, April 4, 2014

April 4 poems for NPM

April 4 poems for NPM

April 4, 2014 at 3:37pm
April 4 poems for NPM

April 4 poems for NPM

extringent nose

OR

my stuff smells sweet to me

eye stink

iff eye were washed and dried deodorant in place of shaved pitts upon my face and lotion on my notion the idiot exploded would smell more like awefull then to me the eye does now each nose must have its own definition of the class of smell that stops the function smells like well it is a deep dark subjectright or wrong to tell someone eau natural or parfumealive or exhumeit had been a bad night for me rain all night and for me eye was still wearing my sweats usually something to keep dry that does not smell good at all you seehis nose he needs some help have not seen this man in the same place since he told me that eye stinkwas not even told to leave was allowed my own decision yet eye leftthen tried to sit somewhere else and always someone comes into the quiet place to make some noise to ruin my quiet areaand now eye am sitting near the place where all this happened in the human race against time we all facejust to pen this ode to tally ho this missive for my free poetry readers and yes you might stil notice odour if you are used to people bathingfor me the worst smell in the world is soap that has not been dried with a towel he needs more time in the bathpowder puff or doomso to those of ewe eye may offend your noseto some people so does Rosenow eye lay me down two write a poem fourApril is one more

 — in Florida.



Will this is only negative because of the fools around me who insist on making fun of me and themselves
Will this is only negative because of the fools around me who insist on making fun of me and themselves

Thursday, April 3, 2014

DAY 3 of national poetry month

DAY 3 of national poetry month
DAY 3 of national poetry month
Morris WEst The Navigator
flap
All of us at one time or another dream of escaping from todays threatening world
deaf dumb and blind
OR
a non friend
But here he draws the line because he is not the enemy of mine
still it is time to cut the cord the rope the binding ties
let him have his own identity his own reality
let him have his other friends his avarice and greed his needs
his needs outweigh his wants and views
you might indeed have lost a friend but gained a seed
he is not so stupid as all of that he will notice when you are gone and perhaps he will think about the reasons that you left him there bereft adrift in time his cursing and his skewed ideas are given from the fate
brow beater rude do this for me self centered
let him learn to navigate
bigoted ed.note.ed tortures me
for everyone that rules without that golden rule does it out of fears and ignorance will rule the masses
blind to the self and to the things they say unto others
dumb would be much better
this author was almost arressted for using electric in the park
the city blue and proper
they have had enought
of people stealing like a bank robber
they placed me under arresst for really real
and then they let me go on one condition
bank robbery would not be let go but petty theft can be let go
the police woman would not stop laughing at me
the way eye did not wish to be taken into custody
 — in Florida.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Day Two of NPM April is national poetry month

Day two of NPM

Day Two of NPM

April is national poetry month

OR

why eye can't have a girlfriend

old age has crept upp on eye

because of my broken teeth

it is a health hazard to kiss

overall appearances

halitosis and local laws forbidding marriage

of the poor and homeless

eye stink unwashed friendless old man in poverty land

but mostly because eye can’t even kiss

just putting my arm around women or kissing them is now offlimits

perhaps she has a rich boyfriend

either he or even her might just beat me too the

end of story time

a rhyme a rhyme a rhyme

she was a student of life was the girlfriend she has had old classmates people she still calls friends perhaps eye am the jealous eye perhaps love is not the answer to her burning question after all whom am eye