DoctorSolarandtheWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
The South of Franco was safe the church group had not bought another Cobaltblueandpurple Box. Dr. Raymond Solar was in New York City when the Radiation Device he uses for possible sources to replenish the powers of Doctor Solar went crazxy. He immediately got into his super power suit he looked just like a Power Ranger mabe the Red Ranger or even the blue one he went looking for the Upper New York Harbor. He flew above the Statue of Liberty and frowned down at the RUST colored stain in the water. Whoever layed the PiplineT.M.@inc into the harbor is MAD they must be MAD he said. But eye will not spend any more time chasing the pipeline to get them in trouble my job is NU clear. Hahahhaha. A little Solar humouor ewe. He swept the Harbor with a nuclear devices he had fashoined it himself from a horde of pennies he had taken from a trash can uncertain how that bank bag had gotten there perhaps just fallen from a Brinks Truck passing by it happens every day in this big apple city ewe. He laughed a little laugh and said those crokked guards will not get This coin bag. He flexed his long blue fingers and inserted them into the center of the coins and FUSSIONNED them. Then he Calvanized the metal ball and dragged it behind him underthewater in the harbor they went. The demagnetized dragging ball of steal and copper pennies now excited by the solar powered fingers of "The Man OF The Atom" following behind him Doctor Solar cleaned and cleared the water of the New York Harbor that had been polluted with the silver plater bars from the whirlyfrtizer box. Instinctively He did not follow the pipeline to its source he had a feeling there was no Lethal Radiation in the box he had no desire to waste his time all day in New York he needed a real radiation source. Suddenly he saw the submarine of Orun the Robot minion of that evil nemesis of mine Nuro the mastermind. They had placed a large source of life-giving nuclear radiation into the attached a bomb to the net there was no time to release the Pennie Ball he used it instead he launched the thing into the net and dragged the bomb up to the submarine just in time he ATE the radiation to gain his Solar Green he needs his power as he swam up to the surface he began to sing this song. Radiation is red on the new found grid Radiation is blue when it’s used Radiation is Green when it’s new on my skin Radiation is food in this millennium. He was not ever a poet but just a superior heroe. He flew back up to the Statue of Miz Liberty and he looked down at the COBALT BLUE water in the harbor and he smiled.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
IndiaPart2WF
IndiaPart2WF The middle of India is alea. Just a wide expanse of nothing but a lot of meadow lea grasses remember this was before the pipeline was malfunctioned we have our Company Hudson Bay Company East Hudson Bay Company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot Acme.Y.MPortolet@.net the Y is for YOUR MARK the door of every toilet has a picture on it of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater where we were working a Brahman Bull was munching and Jake took out his periscope the Indian Buddhists we hired as guide thought he was trying to Shoot the bull he was adamant NO shjott NO shjott and he was crying tears and praying to his nonexistent god. Jake put the periscope away it was made by Acme.T.M@.inc We were between New Delhi Ahmadabad India. Ahmadabad was not even in sight yet we were nearing the Indian Sea where we would leave the end of the PipelineT.M.@.Inc
Gary Varker was not used to being in the field.
He had come a long way from the main offices in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada.
He was troubleshooting the new India Pipeline for the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater he was missing Airdropps
several hundred of them late. Plence was out of town and could
not be reached he was speaking on his cell phone to the office
when he got a girl she had a nasal twang. She said Hello Gary thankzx
yew for dialing 991. He hung up but not before he smiled. For Faith
without site is better than one hundred primed rifles. He would have
to take charge and do this without his friend.
He called Acme at once.
They sent the glue not the real glue from the mailto:ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.comवह
irlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue
but several dozen containers of purple ACMEpipeglueT.M@inc.
He sent the glue pods up and down the line until all was back in place
and ready to launch the green light on the box। He waited। He had that de je vue feeling that something was wrong he hesitated to start। Then he called the main offices shrugged once and said IT’S A GO। The office page boy Sammy turned the green light on. You may have guessed what happens next gentile reader ewe the GLUE purchased for too much $$$ from ACME did not hold the STEAM PIPE broke and all the water from the added brown substance flowed onto the meadow lea of India. Which is why it is so marshy now. The COWS leave lots of offerings but the PipelineT.M.@inc started it.
Gary Varker was not used to being in the field.
He had come a long way from the main offices in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada.
He was troubleshooting the new India Pipeline for the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater he was missing Airdropps
several hundred of them late. Plence was out of town and could
not be reached he was speaking on his cell phone to the office
when he got a girl she had a nasal twang. She said Hello Gary thankzx
yew for dialing 991. He hung up but not before he smiled. For Faith
without site is better than one hundred primed rifles. He would have
to take charge and do this without his friend.
He called Acme at once.
They sent the glue not the real glue from the mailto:ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.comवह
irlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue
but several dozen containers of purple ACMEpipeglueT.M@inc.
He sent the glue pods up and down the line until all was back in place
and ready to launch the green light on the box। He waited। He had that de je vue feeling that something was wrong he hesitated to start। Then he called the main offices shrugged once and said IT’S A GO। The office page boy Sammy turned the green light on. You may have guessed what happens next gentile reader ewe the GLUE purchased for too much $$$ from ACME did not hold the STEAM PIPE broke and all the water from the added brown substance flowed onto the meadow lea of India. Which is why it is so marshy now. The COWS leave lots of offerings but the PipelineT.M.@inc started it.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Zappersunlimited@.ORG
Zappersunlimited@.ORG
CellPhoneZapper@.Inc.
President Whirly used the first one ever made. He loved to give these demonstrations in the beginning of each day. He held the Cell Phone Zapper in his hand the simple mechansizm positively GLOWED with Cobalt Blue Radiation the miniature Nuclear Nano Bots were there where no eye could see no ear could hear the workings of the Generation X devices. He had a Cell Phone Charger Plugged in near him and was laughing at the plug there was no place to plug the charger in the phonzapper there was no outlet on the phon. No extra power needed but the CobaltForce@T.M.Inc. Ronald Plence the treasurer was dialing a 991 number and a girl answered with a New York Twang. She said "HOW rich are you MISTER PLANCE", in that nasally voice they have. The others in the room turned all the cell phones on and called they families and spouses Whirly paid for all the calls. Admit it "whirly" THOMMAS smiled no one had ever seen him do it. He held up his subatomic device and pressed the only stud upon it the orange button glowed softly then turned GREEN and held a steady light. "Imagine", he said softly "THAT you are in a public place like a LIEBERRY and too many students are using too many cell phones and it becomes a pandemonium in the Information Commons." "You simply take out your BRAND NEW CellPhonZapper and PRESS the Orange button." When it turns GREEN like this one did", and here is where he Paused for affect, for At that very moment Plence and all the others stopped talking all at the same moment for the phones were all not working they died all at the same exact time when the Green light on the CellPhonZapper stabilized. He did a little dance but for brevity of time and for the sake of mye romance we will not describe that Whirly came unglued no one had ever seen the President like this. He kissed the Phon in hand and laughed a lot and cried when he realized just what they had. He cleared his throat to give this speech and there was only silence in the Offices and this is what he said. "There is people starving Companies are folding Wall Street is Squawking people for the most part are failing at everything they do BUT (another pause for effect this time) Zappersunlimited@.ORG has not ONE but two MONEYMAKING generators. The Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater has its many problems but we are in the BLACK in Plences’ Ledger. $$$$$$$ He gave a nod at his old friend the Treasurer. This CellPhonZapper@.T.M will make us TRILLIONS and again he smiled but did not dance again for the moment was now over. OUR MOTTO "We will not have the noise of CellPhonItus." And now to Business. Everyone back to work. And this is the first day of Zappers added business. How quiet now in all the happy halls and offices no more rude cell phone disturbances.
CellPhoneZapper@.Inc.
President Whirly used the first one ever made. He loved to give these demonstrations in the beginning of each day. He held the Cell Phone Zapper in his hand the simple mechansizm positively GLOWED with Cobalt Blue Radiation the miniature Nuclear Nano Bots were there where no eye could see no ear could hear the workings of the Generation X devices. He had a Cell Phone Charger Plugged in near him and was laughing at the plug there was no place to plug the charger in the phonzapper there was no outlet on the phon. No extra power needed but the CobaltForce@T.M.Inc. Ronald Plence the treasurer was dialing a 991 number and a girl answered with a New York Twang. She said "HOW rich are you MISTER PLANCE", in that nasally voice they have. The others in the room turned all the cell phones on and called they families and spouses Whirly paid for all the calls. Admit it "whirly" THOMMAS smiled no one had ever seen him do it. He held up his subatomic device and pressed the only stud upon it the orange button glowed softly then turned GREEN and held a steady light. "Imagine", he said softly "THAT you are in a public place like a LIEBERRY and too many students are using too many cell phones and it becomes a pandemonium in the Information Commons." "You simply take out your BRAND NEW CellPhonZapper and PRESS the Orange button." When it turns GREEN like this one did", and here is where he Paused for affect, for At that very moment Plence and all the others stopped talking all at the same moment for the phones were all not working they died all at the same exact time when the Green light on the CellPhonZapper stabilized. He did a little dance but for brevity of time and for the sake of mye romance we will not describe that Whirly came unglued no one had ever seen the President like this. He kissed the Phon in hand and laughed a lot and cried when he realized just what they had. He cleared his throat to give this speech and there was only silence in the Offices and this is what he said. "There is people starving Companies are folding Wall Street is Squawking people for the most part are failing at everything they do BUT (another pause for effect this time) Zappersunlimited@.ORG has not ONE but two MONEYMAKING generators. The Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater has its many problems but we are in the BLACK in Plences’ Ledger. $$$$$$$ He gave a nod at his old friend the Treasurer. This CellPhonZapper@.T.M will make us TRILLIONS and again he smiled but did not dance again for the moment was now over. OUR MOTTO "We will not have the noise of CellPhonItus." And now to Business. Everyone back to work. And this is the first day of Zappers added business. How quiet now in all the happy halls and offices no more rude cell phone disturbances.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
TreatiseWFGSP
TreatiseWFGSP
17: A detailed explain of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
The Inside of the Cobalt Blue and Purple Box
The Cobalt Radiation A Purple Flower Explaination
A whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is the sewage processor to end the use of sump pumps and side bar containers septic tanks composters and compactors tomb like structures that must be dug by contractors and proper city codes. The BOX is about nine by nine feet square. The box has an outlet on the side of the left front top to attachemente the PIPEt.m.@inc and a ground wire attachemente on the right front of the box to attachemente the Acmelighteneingrodt.m.@inc the pipe runs away from the box in two separate pipeline functions to carry the cobalt waste to the Ocean. The central compartemente is in between the right compartemente and the left compartemente. The top does not open the box. There is a one sided mechanism which opens the tray for the wasted brown substances to be added. The right side compartemente is the Purpleflowercobaltblueradiationlampt.m.@inc It is non-lethal radiation developed for use in atomics weapons but mullified for civilian use the U.S.Patent# is
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 the lump of blue coal is harmless to people and dogs. Cats are aware that there is radiation there they seem to knoe everything don’t they see eh??? When the pipe is laid and correctly enters the Ocean or the Sea nearest your area and the green light is operational the one sided mechanism is opened by the home or business owner and the brown substance plus some water is added to the enter there. The slot is closed and latches automatically from the inside there is no catche on the outside that is why it’s called a one sided mechanism. That is why there is two pipelines. One is for the silver platted bars. The other one is for the steam from all the added water that people never seem to tire of adding. The Cobalt Blue Radiation Flower zapps the brownsubtances turning them into Gold bars silver in color. The Radiation Force is then centrufugal in nature moving the silver platter bars along the pipeline seemingly forever. OR until the end of time whichever comes. The GOLD bars silver in color will fall out of the end of the last pipe in your T.M.Pipeline@.net into the Sea bed or Ocean area nearest to your house and/or business. Ed.note.ed. The substance in the silver bars will discolor a small area near the end of the pipe this is why we demand that you as the home or business owner reach the pipe to the Ocean Floor or Sea Bed nearest to your area. Ed.note.ed the picture near the banner on the top of this presentation clearly shows the Cobalt Blue Radiation developed in 2006 near Tucson Arizona by the CharlaXAndroidonesevenAlien inside the whirlyfritzer box. Have a better day and sleep better non lethally. We here at Zappersunlimited.org hope this Treatise has helped the gentile reader ewe to better understand the mechanism.
17: A detailed explain of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
The Inside of the Cobalt Blue and Purple Box
The Cobalt Radiation A Purple Flower Explaination
A whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is the sewage processor to end the use of sump pumps and side bar containers septic tanks composters and compactors tomb like structures that must be dug by contractors and proper city codes. The BOX is about nine by nine feet square. The box has an outlet on the side of the left front top to attachemente the PIPEt.m.@inc and a ground wire attachemente on the right front of the box to attachemente the Acmelighteneingrodt.m.@inc the pipe runs away from the box in two separate pipeline functions to carry the cobalt waste to the Ocean. The central compartemente is in between the right compartemente and the left compartemente. The top does not open the box. There is a one sided mechanism which opens the tray for the wasted brown substances to be added. The right side compartemente is the Purpleflowercobaltblueradiationlampt.m.@inc It is non-lethal radiation developed for use in atomics weapons but mullified for civilian use the U.S.Patent# is
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 the lump of blue coal is harmless to people and dogs. Cats are aware that there is radiation there they seem to knoe everything don’t they see eh??? When the pipe is laid and correctly enters the Ocean or the Sea nearest your area and the green light is operational the one sided mechanism is opened by the home or business owner and the brown substance plus some water is added to the enter there. The slot is closed and latches automatically from the inside there is no catche on the outside that is why it’s called a one sided mechanism. That is why there is two pipelines. One is for the silver platted bars. The other one is for the steam from all the added water that people never seem to tire of adding. The Cobalt Blue Radiation Flower zapps the brownsubtances turning them into Gold bars silver in color. The Radiation Force is then centrufugal in nature moving the silver platter bars along the pipeline seemingly forever. OR until the end of time whichever comes. The GOLD bars silver in color will fall out of the end of the last pipe in your T.M.Pipeline@.net into the Sea bed or Ocean area nearest to your house and/or business. Ed.note.ed. The substance in the silver bars will discolor a small area near the end of the pipe this is why we demand that you as the home or business owner reach the pipe to the Ocean Floor or Sea Bed nearest to your area. Ed.note.ed the picture near the banner on the top of this presentation clearly shows the Cobalt Blue Radiation developed in 2006 near Tucson Arizona by the CharlaXAndroidonesevenAlien inside the whirlyfritzer box. Have a better day and sleep better non lethally. We here at Zappersunlimited.org hope this Treatise has helped the gentile reader ewe to better understand the mechanism.
Friday, November 14, 2008
16wfgspInDia
16wfgspInDia
"So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked." --Mark Twain, from Following the Equator except possibly a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in New Delhi. From New Delhi to Ahmadabad the pipeline was inserted in the ground by hands so used to other work of lessor natures plans. Infused with promises of Golden Silver platted bars that line the Oceans floors the men of India worked at a snail pace they claimed it was a mortal sin to hurry out to sea. They pressed fruit into bars while cattle milled about in the cities untouched as a source of protein. They had lots of nut cakes to offer men of American Decent so used to steaks dripping with greasy offerings of fat. Hindi in Devanagari script along with English is spoken by the higher up mucky mucks but Tamil and Sanskrit along with rendered englias a smattering of French and some England Brits inflections makes it hard to understand the workers we have hired; East Hudson Bay Company. Gary Varker was at his duty station checking once more for the conformation code of the order form for the ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
The entry code looked like this EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 he was typing the code into the SPYCAMT.M.@inc
When it matched he sent an email to the Treasurer of the Company this is a copy of that email. President Thommas Whirly was reading it now. Flag this message
ATTN: Romand Plence
Thursday, November 13, 2008 4:07 PM
From:
"Gary V"
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To:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
Hi ROman d old bean how have ewe bean??? this is Gary VEE remember the old toaster?
East Hudson Bay Company we need a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater sent to OFFICES in INDIA, New Delhi. Send me one of your famous CobaltBlueBox@.inc and 4000 PIPE@T.M.Pipe we will want 14 air dropped Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. The men are digging in the sordid mudd off Indian Sea already. Thommas Whirly asked the secretary Mrs. Nimble Fingers to send Ddonald Pence to his office she clucked like a duck and they both laughed it was an inside joke. Romand was white as a sheet on a poster hanging near a bed framed high on a hill top wait
Ewe get the idea. He was not slightly embarrassed at all when the Whirly himself asked him "SO you knoe this guy Varker?" it was more a statement of fact then a question so he answered it more slowly He was my ROOMY in collage back at the old NAU in Flagstaff. It seems he is with the Hudson Bay Company now and they want a whirlyfritzer sent out to India.
It’s not a large order as orders go but we will make a good profit on the pipe. $4000p @ 36p per length. Part one of India in the Mourning or Hindi in the EvenEng. Keep checking back for part two the authour is making his Treatise of the whirlyfritzerbox.
"So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked." --Mark Twain, from Following the Equator except possibly a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in New Delhi. From New Delhi to Ahmadabad the pipeline was inserted in the ground by hands so used to other work of lessor natures plans. Infused with promises of Golden Silver platted bars that line the Oceans floors the men of India worked at a snail pace they claimed it was a mortal sin to hurry out to sea. They pressed fruit into bars while cattle milled about in the cities untouched as a source of protein. They had lots of nut cakes to offer men of American Decent so used to steaks dripping with greasy offerings of fat. Hindi in Devanagari script along with English is spoken by the higher up mucky mucks but Tamil and Sanskrit along with rendered englias a smattering of French and some England Brits inflections makes it hard to understand the workers we have hired; East Hudson Bay Company. Gary Varker was at his duty station checking once more for the conformation code of the order form for the ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
The entry code looked like this EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 he was typing the code into the SPYCAMT.M.@inc
When it matched he sent an email to the Treasurer of the Company this is a copy of that email. President Thommas Whirly was reading it now. Flag this message
ATTN: Romand Plence
Thursday, November 13, 2008 4:07 PM
From:
"Gary V"
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To:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
Hi ROman d old bean how have ewe bean??? this is Gary VEE remember the old toaster?
East Hudson Bay Company we need a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater sent to OFFICES in INDIA, New Delhi. Send me one of your famous CobaltBlueBox@.inc and 4000 PIPE@T.M.Pipe we will want 14 air dropped Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. The men are digging in the sordid mudd off Indian Sea already. Thommas Whirly asked the secretary Mrs. Nimble Fingers to send Ddonald Pence to his office she clucked like a duck and they both laughed it was an inside joke. Romand was white as a sheet on a poster hanging near a bed framed high on a hill top wait
Ewe get the idea. He was not slightly embarrassed at all when the Whirly himself asked him "SO you knoe this guy Varker?" it was more a statement of fact then a question so he answered it more slowly He was my ROOMY in collage back at the old NAU in Flagstaff. It seems he is with the Hudson Bay Company now and they want a whirlyfritzer sent out to India.
It’s not a large order as orders go but we will make a good profit on the pipe. $4000p @ 36p per length. Part one of India in the Mourning or Hindi in the EvenEng. Keep checking back for part two the authour is making his Treatise of the whirlyfritzerbox.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
15WFALASKAP1
15WFALASKAP1
They assembled the T.M.Ppipe@CobaltBlueInc. in sections inside the warehouse under heaters and fans numerous. Intending to dig the holes and make the whirlyfritzerpipeline permanently entered. Each section was a half-mail long and would be Airlifted to the field and dropped into the holes by Arieocoptor. They then decided to heat the pipe internally eye knoe it seems like the Cobalt Blue would do that automatiaclly but remember we discovered that the radiation is harmless and emits no lasting particles. So they ordered up the AcmearcticheaterT.M.@INC. the smarter of the office men tried to adjust the tension by an explaination. The pipe will be warm inside so the silver plater bars will travel to the Arctic Sea and pass out of the ends of the pipe just enought pressure from the CobaltForceRadiationLevelT.M.@inc to keep the flow going we do not expect any difficult explosions or freezings over. The AcmearcticheaterT.M.@INC. is attached at the END of the T.M.Ppipe@CobaltBlueInc. where it is going down to the water not anywhere near the beginning of the CobaltForceRadiationLevelT.M.@inc box but the heat will travel by kinetic energy down the Cobalt Force to keep the pipline open. The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterboxunit itself will be housed in an unconventional heated shed to withstand the Arctic Temperature. If a section of pipe.t.m fails for any reason we can access the main unit in time and turn OFF the green light to make repaires. We see no reason not to order up the box now. John"little"john Motron was the nearest user of the computor and he began by typing in the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 the code was immediatly refused. It had produced a copy of a code previously used the first time that had happened in the history of this company ZEL290049389329847638476430087771333654 it was the CODE for Florida. The computor beeped the notifier on to say the green light is on the way. The fault was with the ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dotwhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplatercompany. They sent the email it looked something like this.
CobaltBlueBox
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 5:40 PM
From:
"JjMotron"
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ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplatercompany.com
we have assembled many p
we are now ready for the box
send the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater at once
MOTRON Jj
the central offices of AlaskaSalmonize gave a collective sigh of relief then the email was green and go they sent confirmation but "WONT it be hard to set the thing in the snow???" this was from Romand Plences desk. They smiled a collective smile. They had a coffee and cake partee. They took a long break. This is the email they sent to the Acme.
SPACEDOUTHEATER user # 345733
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 5:50 PM
From:
"JjMotron"
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AcmearcticheaterT.M.@Yahoo.INC
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplatercompany.com
AcmearcticheaterT.M.@Yahoo.INC
We need that heater yesterday. We have pipet.m laid and need to get started with the installation at our artic installation.
This is part one.
They assembled the T.M.Ppipe@CobaltBlueInc. in sections inside the warehouse under heaters and fans numerous. Intending to dig the holes and make the whirlyfritzerpipeline permanently entered. Each section was a half-mail long and would be Airlifted to the field and dropped into the holes by Arieocoptor. They then decided to heat the pipe internally eye knoe it seems like the Cobalt Blue would do that automatiaclly but remember we discovered that the radiation is harmless and emits no lasting particles. So they ordered up the AcmearcticheaterT.M.@INC. the smarter of the office men tried to adjust the tension by an explaination. The pipe will be warm inside so the silver plater bars will travel to the Arctic Sea and pass out of the ends of the pipe just enought pressure from the CobaltForceRadiationLevelT.M.@inc to keep the flow going we do not expect any difficult explosions or freezings over. The AcmearcticheaterT.M.@INC. is attached at the END of the T.M.Ppipe@CobaltBlueInc. where it is going down to the water not anywhere near the beginning of the CobaltForceRadiationLevelT.M.@inc box but the heat will travel by kinetic energy down the Cobalt Force to keep the pipline open. The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterboxunit itself will be housed in an unconventional heated shed to withstand the Arctic Temperature. If a section of pipe.t.m fails for any reason we can access the main unit in time and turn OFF the green light to make repaires. We see no reason not to order up the box now. John"little"john Motron was the nearest user of the computor and he began by typing in the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 the code was immediatly refused. It had produced a copy of a code previously used the first time that had happened in the history of this company ZEL290049389329847638476430087771333654 it was the CODE for Florida. The computor beeped the notifier on to say the green light is on the way. The fault was with the ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dotwhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplatercompany. They sent the email it looked something like this.
CobaltBlueBox
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 5:40 PM
From:
"JjMotron"
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To:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplatercompany.com
we have assembled many p
we are now ready for the box
send the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater at once
MOTRON Jj
the central offices of AlaskaSalmonize gave a collective sigh of relief then the email was green and go they sent confirmation but "WONT it be hard to set the thing in the snow???" this was from Romand Plences desk. They smiled a collective smile. They had a coffee and cake partee. They took a long break. This is the email they sent to the Acme.
SPACEDOUTHEATER user # 345733
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 5:50 PM
From:
"JjMotron"
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AcmearcticheaterT.M.@Yahoo.INC
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplatercompany.com
AcmearcticheaterT.M.@Yahoo.INC
We need that heater yesterday. We have pipet.m laid and need to get started with the installation at our artic installation.
This is part one.
15WFALASKAPartTwo
15WFALASKAPartTwo
This was found under the desk of Whirly himself just a scrap torn off of Plences notepad.
Order was for 96,000 pipe. They only want one box. They ordered up a space heater from ACME. They want 12,000 air dropps of our special glue. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IN the offices of AlaskaSalmonize the mood was pensive. This is not unexpensive for our expansive efforts will afford us no relief in the coming year and did you see the Whirlyfritzerglomertialsilverplater Stocks they went up and off the Board.
The men in the field
The men in the field wore silverplater buttons it was a picture of the Cobalt Blue Radiation Flower. AS they worked they sang little songs about the Poet CharlaX the creator of the Cobalt blue.
They placed the sections in the ground one whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater pipeT.M.@ by painstaking one at a time and glued the ends of the sections with the airdropped glue the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue@T.M.
The Acme heater had been airdropped almost into the water they wanted not to have to move it once again after it was delivered they did not have the machinery necessary to drag it. It was necessarily heavy as was most equipment they ordered up from Acme. The lengthy sections of this whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Arctic Pipe Line were now ready to be heated all connected all glued up. The President of the AlaskaSalmonizedConglomeration.Inc.Ltd. Mister Jjohn Jjones (the Manhunter From Mars) he was in his Human disguise a very pallid sort of green tint to his skin he was passing as a black and ebon mon not unusual now for the President of a Company or even a Country to be of Negro Docent. He walked up to the CobaltBlueandPurpleBOx.T.M.@inc. and turned the green light on. The first silver platted bar a gold bar actually only silver in color fell into the Arctic Sea with out a hitch with out a sound of any kind it fell to the bottom of the Sea bed nearest your area next to your Company crew. Have a wonderful day ewe.
This was found under the desk of Whirly himself just a scrap torn off of Plences notepad.
Order was for 96,000 pipe. They only want one box. They ordered up a space heater from ACME. They want 12,000 air dropps of our special glue. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IN the offices of AlaskaSalmonize the mood was pensive. This is not unexpensive for our expansive efforts will afford us no relief in the coming year and did you see the Whirlyfritzerglomertialsilverplater Stocks they went up and off the Board.
The men in the field
The men in the field wore silverplater buttons it was a picture of the Cobalt Blue Radiation Flower. AS they worked they sang little songs about the Poet CharlaX the creator of the Cobalt blue.
They placed the sections in the ground one whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater pipeT.M.@ by painstaking one at a time and glued the ends of the sections with the airdropped glue the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue@T.M.
The Acme heater had been airdropped almost into the water they wanted not to have to move it once again after it was delivered they did not have the machinery necessary to drag it. It was necessarily heavy as was most equipment they ordered up from Acme. The lengthy sections of this whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Arctic Pipe Line were now ready to be heated all connected all glued up. The President of the AlaskaSalmonizedConglomeration.Inc.Ltd. Mister Jjohn Jjones (the Manhunter From Mars) he was in his Human disguise a very pallid sort of green tint to his skin he was passing as a black and ebon mon not unusual now for the President of a Company or even a Country to be of Negro Docent. He walked up to the CobaltBlueandPurpleBOx.T.M.@inc. and turned the green light on. The first silver platted bar a gold bar actually only silver in color fell into the Arctic Sea with out a hitch with out a sound of any kind it fell to the bottom of the Sea bed nearest your area next to your Company crew. Have a wonderful day ewe.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
14WFNBC
14WFNBC
Newport Beach California 2012
End of time sceneriao.
There were two bosses on the desk that day at the newspaper near the beach. They were Gay and Smiley Fortune. The Newspaper was the Free French Press they made lots of money. They decided to send off for a Whirlyfritzer glomeratial Silverplater for the offices.
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ CobaltBlueT.M. @ box whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
"Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com CobaltBlueT.M. @ =93Whirly=94 ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot=20 Trademark@PIPET.M.@
They chose the operational code from the pie chart carefully remember the old joke children how a pie r round but the corn bread r square. A little collage chart humour. John 17:3"And this is eternal life, that they may know You, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom You have sent. The Preacher was near the Tattoo parlor and all the navy men that never go near the water were linned up just to watch all the people’s daughters who like to wear no clothes in California near the water. They always dress in full uniforms even in the summer they must be alcoholics. There was a small boy about 14 years younger than a real person needs to be he was stuck in the undertow and almost drowned but no one notices. His skin turned blue and he was not all here. And he hates to swim in the Ocean or the Sea side area near ewe. The one mile area of pipe limit had been reached they were digging in the undertow everytime they added a section of PIPE.T.M. @ it snapped off and they were replacing it with steel girders and lengths of CobaltSteelBluePIPE.T.Tm. @ 36 p per each one and the Company of G&SFortune was not happy. We are doing this all wrong said the Founder John. John Fortune had been called from home. He was 86 years old and he walked like he was 23 he moved so fast his younger siblings could not keep up the three brothers were all together only this once for several years they had not seen each other. Let’s get THERAMP T.M. @ brought up from that FLORIDA SHERRIFF Association we can set the ramp the undertow won’t matter and so they sent a check for 1000 p to the Sherriff. The rather impotent brother Gay Fortune was the dumbest of the block of Fortunes. He Stood up on the Ramp and called into the Offices on his "WalkETalkY "ACME T.M. @ and told Brother Smiley Fortune to Please turn the green light ON. Remember this is Newport Beach even in the hottest day of summer it’s like winter there. When nothing happened they suggested on the Radio from Acme that he get his SELF off of the Ramp as Fast as humanly possible. NO one can be sure but they did hypothesis later that the Steel Pipes down under the undertow were not disconnected and when the CobaltBlueForce@T.M. was applied to the super reinforced pipe it was like a Cobalt Bomb going off near an administration building on a campus near a Burger King. Fortune Smiled on Gay that day and he at least is not meeting his maker this way he is just shaken up from swimming backwards and upside down from the grips of the dreaded undertow near the Newport Beach of California. Editornote.ed. Everytime someone flushes in the Offices toilet another bar is silverplated and drops out of the PIPE.T.M. @ to make a pile grow taller on the Newport Beach in California.
Newport Beach California 2012
End of time sceneriao.
There were two bosses on the desk that day at the newspaper near the beach. They were Gay and Smiley Fortune. The Newspaper was the Free French Press they made lots of money. They decided to send off for a Whirlyfritzer glomeratial Silverplater for the offices.
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ CobaltBlueT.M. @ box whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
"Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com CobaltBlueT.M. @ =93Whirly=94 ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot=20 Trademark@PIPET.M.@
They chose the operational code from the pie chart carefully remember the old joke children how a pie r round but the corn bread r square. A little collage chart humour. John 17:3"And this is eternal life, that they may know You, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom You have sent. The Preacher was near the Tattoo parlor and all the navy men that never go near the water were linned up just to watch all the people’s daughters who like to wear no clothes in California near the water. They always dress in full uniforms even in the summer they must be alcoholics. There was a small boy about 14 years younger than a real person needs to be he was stuck in the undertow and almost drowned but no one notices. His skin turned blue and he was not all here. And he hates to swim in the Ocean or the Sea side area near ewe. The one mile area of pipe limit had been reached they were digging in the undertow everytime they added a section of PIPE.T.M. @ it snapped off and they were replacing it with steel girders and lengths of CobaltSteelBluePIPE.T.Tm. @ 36 p per each one and the Company of G&SFortune was not happy. We are doing this all wrong said the Founder John. John Fortune had been called from home. He was 86 years old and he walked like he was 23 he moved so fast his younger siblings could not keep up the three brothers were all together only this once for several years they had not seen each other. Let’s get THERAMP T.M. @ brought up from that FLORIDA SHERRIFF Association we can set the ramp the undertow won’t matter and so they sent a check for 1000 p to the Sherriff. The rather impotent brother Gay Fortune was the dumbest of the block of Fortunes. He Stood up on the Ramp and called into the Offices on his "WalkETalkY "ACME T.M. @ and told Brother Smiley Fortune to Please turn the green light ON. Remember this is Newport Beach even in the hottest day of summer it’s like winter there. When nothing happened they suggested on the Radio from Acme that he get his SELF off of the Ramp as Fast as humanly possible. NO one can be sure but they did hypothesis later that the Steel Pipes down under the undertow were not disconnected and when the CobaltBlueForce@T.M. was applied to the super reinforced pipe it was like a Cobalt Bomb going off near an administration building on a campus near a Burger King. Fortune Smiled on Gay that day and he at least is not meeting his maker this way he is just shaken up from swimming backwards and upside down from the grips of the dreaded undertow near the Newport Beach of California. Editornote.ed. Everytime someone flushes in the Offices toilet another bar is silverplated and drops out of the PIPE.T.M. @ to make a pile grow taller on the Newport Beach in California.
Friday, November 7, 2008
12WFGSP
12WFGSP
EvenDozens
OR Denizens in Paradise
Lake Champlain in the Adirondacks there is a place of opportunity there is several companies bidding for a new plant office there is only money to be paid and then the fun continues and the gay men keep the cars and women all unhappy to belong to world in so much troubles and so overlong in torment that Mother Earth she hates her lovers with her passion she would lava fourth from every orifice just to watch them die in paradise. The Company was so filthy they miser every nickel they hire people who drink so they do not pay the hour but the day have you ever seen a day of work from a winoe they only act like they work they lean upon the fence they take a long break and they nappy sometimes they hide in bushes saying to the partners just keep a lookout for the bosses and they play like winoe they were doing this to one another in the Adirondacks Mountains near Lake Champlain in the passes just a few old lonesome paradaisial denizens. Have you ever seen a road paved into a wooded area they run the power lines intending to build the buildings later you have all these parcels of property that used to be just woods. The little rabbits squirrels and Hooters run screaming for the life God given them. One day the winoe got the laptop from the truck. He was tiring of the scrabble blast game when an ad popped up. It said Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaters Used CobaltBlueandPurpleBoxesT.M.@ for sale. Go to these hyperlinked addresses
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com enter THIS operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 only once into the spay cam. When it gives you the NEW CODE type DO NOT COPY type each letter of the code into the security box then wait. When the code matches the secret place inside this mysterious computor land we call the web then add the email that you will send to this company pretend that you are very rich or please dont bother us. After all Just because we are selling USED CobaltBlue Boxes we still expect you to buy suffiecint pipe to get them to the Ocean or the Sea please dont waste our time with ponds streams or swimming pools the force of the CobaltBlue if pressured up sufficiently can make a large body of water into a geyser that will stay a geyser until someone from the Central Forces of our Country can fine the BOX in time to turn the green light off. (please see the warrantywarrenty) All orders place today are halved off. Discounts given for more then 35 miles of PIPET.M.@PIPE And for ordering TWO or more ZBoxes we will airlift all items free with our heliocoptor. (we do this anyway dweeds) Ronald Plence was in the Office it was Sunday and he had the Television on his laptop computor attuned to the "God is the Number Seven" show on CBSeye. He noticed an email from the Andirondaks Lake Champlain. They had ordered more than enought pipe to warrant a delivery but not enought for the discount. He smiled. Perfect Profit. Abot 34 miles of TM@PIPE will be laid end to end to reach the water inlet to the Sea. Again he smiled at least it seemed they were keeping there end of the warrantywarrenty. ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
Friday, November 7, 2008 7:50 PM
From:
"Charred Remains"
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Cc:
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ZQE999999999999999999999999999999900666 This operational code was given us to send to you we want ONLY ONE cobaltbluetrademarkbox. And about thirty four miles of PIPEATTM We are not far from an Inlet Sea. (The Atlantic Ocean). We do understand the use of the double pipe one for the silver bars of gold the other one for the steam to be driven into the water. WE have a Visa Card that the Boss found near an ATM in Brooklyn. Ship at once (haah) eye meant heliocoptor AWAY.
The treasurer of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Company thumbed the Pneumatic Phone and sent the message to AirDropp immediaetly to the customers coridinates. The pipe was layed until the Lake Champlain was seen to the men they were using shovels and rakes and other implements of destruction and it had taken them almost three months to reach this body of water they Called for the last Glue dropp and this Email was sent to there Company FAX it just said ThankZX YOU we are glad this is over timewise it was a disastor. It is almost as if you people are digging this pipeline by hand. But of course thats impossible. They camped out under the silverplatted moon, ed.note.d a wry refference to the whirlyfritzer box. The green light was steady and operational. Both men stood and poured in the brown substances they had brought to offer the whirlyfritzer box. They closed the one sided slot and stepped away it had taken them another two months to make it back to this starting point. The box had been hotwired to the green electrical box on the highway. They supposed quite wrongly that the ground wires would take the CobaltBlue force and pressure add this to the fact that the Box was overloaded with too much brownsubstance and you have a disastor in the making. Everything looked like it was working so they left they quite simply began another journey homeward bound thinking the job was over and done. When the first silver plated gold bar left the end of the pipe and hit the water in the bottom of the Lake Champlain became a geyser and with no one to turn off the green light to the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater it would be a long long disastor. The National Gaurd was looking for the two men but they were easily lost up in them mountains again. To this day the Geyser@LakeChamplain can be seen by Yellowstone campers even that far away from Lake Champlain.
EvenDozens
OR Denizens in Paradise
Lake Champlain in the Adirondacks there is a place of opportunity there is several companies bidding for a new plant office there is only money to be paid and then the fun continues and the gay men keep the cars and women all unhappy to belong to world in so much troubles and so overlong in torment that Mother Earth she hates her lovers with her passion she would lava fourth from every orifice just to watch them die in paradise. The Company was so filthy they miser every nickel they hire people who drink so they do not pay the hour but the day have you ever seen a day of work from a winoe they only act like they work they lean upon the fence they take a long break and they nappy sometimes they hide in bushes saying to the partners just keep a lookout for the bosses and they play like winoe they were doing this to one another in the Adirondacks Mountains near Lake Champlain in the passes just a few old lonesome paradaisial denizens. Have you ever seen a road paved into a wooded area they run the power lines intending to build the buildings later you have all these parcels of property that used to be just woods. The little rabbits squirrels and Hooters run screaming for the life God given them. One day the winoe got the laptop from the truck. He was tiring of the scrabble blast game when an ad popped up. It said Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaters Used CobaltBlueandPurpleBoxesT.M.@ for sale. Go to these hyperlinked addresses
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com enter THIS operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 only once into the spay cam. When it gives you the NEW CODE type DO NOT COPY type each letter of the code into the security box then wait. When the code matches the secret place inside this mysterious computor land we call the web then add the email that you will send to this company pretend that you are very rich or please dont bother us. After all Just because we are selling USED CobaltBlue Boxes we still expect you to buy suffiecint pipe to get them to the Ocean or the Sea please dont waste our time with ponds streams or swimming pools the force of the CobaltBlue if pressured up sufficiently can make a large body of water into a geyser that will stay a geyser until someone from the Central Forces of our Country can fine the BOX in time to turn the green light off. (please see the warrantywarrenty) All orders place today are halved off. Discounts given for more then 35 miles of PIPET.M.@PIPE And for ordering TWO or more ZBoxes we will airlift all items free with our heliocoptor. (we do this anyway dweeds) Ronald Plence was in the Office it was Sunday and he had the Television on his laptop computor attuned to the "God is the Number Seven" show on CBSeye. He noticed an email from the Andirondaks Lake Champlain. They had ordered more than enought pipe to warrant a delivery but not enought for the discount. He smiled. Perfect Profit. Abot 34 miles of TM@PIPE will be laid end to end to reach the water inlet to the Sea. Again he smiled at least it seemed they were keeping there end of the warrantywarrenty. ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
Friday, November 7, 2008 7:50 PM
From:
"Charred Remains"
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Cc:
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ZQE999999999999999999999999999999900666 This operational code was given us to send to you we want ONLY ONE cobaltbluetrademarkbox. And about thirty four miles of PIPEATTM We are not far from an Inlet Sea. (The Atlantic Ocean). We do understand the use of the double pipe one for the silver bars of gold the other one for the steam to be driven into the water. WE have a Visa Card that the Boss found near an ATM in Brooklyn. Ship at once (haah) eye meant heliocoptor AWAY.
The treasurer of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Company thumbed the Pneumatic Phone and sent the message to AirDropp immediaetly to the customers coridinates. The pipe was layed until the Lake Champlain was seen to the men they were using shovels and rakes and other implements of destruction and it had taken them almost three months to reach this body of water they Called for the last Glue dropp and this Email was sent to there Company FAX it just said ThankZX YOU we are glad this is over timewise it was a disastor. It is almost as if you people are digging this pipeline by hand. But of course thats impossible. They camped out under the silverplatted moon, ed.note.d a wry refference to the whirlyfritzer box. The green light was steady and operational. Both men stood and poured in the brown substances they had brought to offer the whirlyfritzer box. They closed the one sided slot and stepped away it had taken them another two months to make it back to this starting point. The box had been hotwired to the green electrical box on the highway. They supposed quite wrongly that the ground wires would take the CobaltBlue force and pressure add this to the fact that the Box was overloaded with too much brownsubstance and you have a disastor in the making. Everything looked like it was working so they left they quite simply began another journey homeward bound thinking the job was over and done. When the first silver plated gold bar left the end of the pipe and hit the water in the bottom of the Lake Champlain became a geyser and with no one to turn off the green light to the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater it would be a long long disastor. The National Gaurd was looking for the two men but they were easily lost up in them mountains again. To this day the Geyser@LakeChamplain can be seen by Yellowstone campers even that far away from Lake Champlain.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
ThirteenWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsiverplaters
ThirteenWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsiverplaters
For The South China Sea
The Bakers Dozen or
With Juan Yu Get EddRoll
Tai Downe was a smaller sea side appendaged onto the much larger port of Hong Kong South area the Mainland was only a few rice paddy klicks away the main computor in the sampan was chattering friskerly the Juan Tonn oarsman was typing in the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 into the spy cam area and when he got the return code he typed each letter in slow until the boat was almost below the water line he ran screaming to the side and flipped it up so that he was even keeled and back on course. The code now looked like this EQZ29002900290029001777177717770092
It was never the same code once. He matched. He sent a new email into the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater headquarters in Taiwan. This was now sent from Sampan Jaun Tonn to website of the company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot We need no unlimited amount of PIPET.M. @ Or any of your PurpleGLue@T.M. no unlimited airdropps to the South of China Sea we just want the COBALTBLUEandPurple BOX the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and one two p mabe three PIPE.T.M.total unlimited entry. Because he as a Chinaman and because it was on Saturday and Ronald Plence was in the office doing golfing remember those Golf Coarse Screens on all the BMovies ewe how the criminals always had them in the offices. He was practicing his P when the faxt machine spit this out in his face. Flag this message
No. unlimited PipeT.M.@ with PurpleGlue@T.M.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:48 AM
From:
"Juan Tonn Sampan"
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WhirlyZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot@yahoo.com
Juan Tonn Q Tai Downe Tiawan Mainland China South of China Sea. Send unlimited pipe with glue we want only one bluepurplecobalt box. The sampam is on the move. This is all. The treasurer of the world’s first COBALTBLUET.M.@Powered Company idly flipped the switches on the transceiver radio and AUTHORIZED the airdropp of 1400 p. thinking of his next putt he hoped they would soon order the next airdropp he was salivating at the word unlimited. He sunk a twisting putt and smiled. The airdropp was not a total loss the people of the republican China came out to watch the heliocopter in groves. They stood in the groves and watched the comical way the copter pilot hit the sampan with the first wave of p then the cobaltbluepurple box landed in its side crunching both oars and pinning the Juan Tonn down. He jumped up in time to snag three of the p as they swept past so fast they were just a part of the neap. The children how were waiting at the edges of the water jumped onto all the pipe as it swiftly bye they were singing red rover red over domne on over red rover. He had a small rolled up copper wire and the ground wire was attached quickly the tag on the copper roll was ACMET.M.@ He caught Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ when it came wingging down from Chinese Air Space. He glude the pipe to the machine opened the onesided mechanism poured in the brownsubstance wasted and loosed the catche door once. Then he turned the GreenLight on. The pipe was out the sides of his boat. He looked like a giant dinosaur he began to float up odd the water was several feet BELOW the boat the Sampan was not listing or even crokked. The first silver bar dropped into the South China Sea. Back at the Ranch on Monday Mourning Whirly the President of this company was frowning down at Plence. He said the Heliocopter driver noticed pipe was all bunched up with children sailing her out toward the north we were taken to the cleaners by this Chinaman in a slow boat to Taiwan. The ink in the ledger is red what will we do to make it black again.
For The South China Sea
The Bakers Dozen or
With Juan Yu Get EddRoll
Tai Downe was a smaller sea side appendaged onto the much larger port of Hong Kong South area the Mainland was only a few rice paddy klicks away the main computor in the sampan was chattering friskerly the Juan Tonn oarsman was typing in the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 into the spy cam area and when he got the return code he typed each letter in slow until the boat was almost below the water line he ran screaming to the side and flipped it up so that he was even keeled and back on course. The code now looked like this EQZ29002900290029001777177717770092
It was never the same code once. He matched. He sent a new email into the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater headquarters in Taiwan. This was now sent from Sampan Jaun Tonn to website of the company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot We need no unlimited amount of PIPET.M. @ Or any of your PurpleGLue@T.M. no unlimited airdropps to the South of China Sea we just want the COBALTBLUEandPurple BOX the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and one two p mabe three PIPE.T.M.total unlimited entry. Because he as a Chinaman and because it was on Saturday and Ronald Plence was in the office doing golfing remember those Golf Coarse Screens on all the BMovies ewe how the criminals always had them in the offices. He was practicing his P when the faxt machine spit this out in his face. Flag this message
No. unlimited PipeT.M.@ with PurpleGlue@T.M.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:48 AM
From:
"Juan Tonn Sampan"
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To:
WhirlyZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot@yahoo.com
Juan Tonn Q Tai Downe Tiawan Mainland China South of China Sea. Send unlimited pipe with glue we want only one bluepurplecobalt box. The sampam is on the move. This is all. The treasurer of the world’s first COBALTBLUET.M.@Powered Company idly flipped the switches on the transceiver radio and AUTHORIZED the airdropp of 1400 p. thinking of his next putt he hoped they would soon order the next airdropp he was salivating at the word unlimited. He sunk a twisting putt and smiled. The airdropp was not a total loss the people of the republican China came out to watch the heliocopter in groves. They stood in the groves and watched the comical way the copter pilot hit the sampan with the first wave of p then the cobaltbluepurple box landed in its side crunching both oars and pinning the Juan Tonn down. He jumped up in time to snag three of the p as they swept past so fast they were just a part of the neap. The children how were waiting at the edges of the water jumped onto all the pipe as it swiftly bye they were singing red rover red over domne on over red rover. He had a small rolled up copper wire and the ground wire was attached quickly the tag on the copper roll was ACMET.M.@ He caught Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ when it came wingging down from Chinese Air Space. He glude the pipe to the machine opened the onesided mechanism poured in the brownsubstance wasted and loosed the catche door once. Then he turned the GreenLight on. The pipe was out the sides of his boat. He looked like a giant dinosaur he began to float up odd the water was several feet BELOW the boat the Sampan was not listing or even crokked. The first silver bar dropped into the South China Sea. Back at the Ranch on Monday Mourning Whirly the President of this company was frowning down at Plence. He said the Heliocopter driver noticed pipe was all bunched up with children sailing her out toward the north we were taken to the cleaners by this Chinaman in a slow boat to Taiwan. The ink in the ledger is red what will we do to make it black again.
Part Three WF
Part Three WF
The next day he opened the side of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater that the President of the Company Thommas Whirly had sent out by parcel post he had mailed it over two weeks ago again Plence was still upset at the way that President Thommas Whirly was anticipating the unrolling of events he was unnerved at the timing. The mock up included a rubber grommet spray painted silver it was supposed to be a silver bar the finished product. Rothechilde P. Asthmatic the federal agent the presenter taker for the Federal Government Department of Patents the United States patent and Trademark Office T.M. @ was slowly making notes. He said, "this patent will not be issued unless you can convince me that the machine works." Plence started to sweat. "This one sided mechanism has a access panel on the inside only it latches automatically. The green light is powered by the same CobaltBlueT.M.@ that powers the silver bars inside the Pipe.T.M.@ and moves them along at centrifugal force to the bottom of the Nearest Ocean Sea. The CObalt Blue is located in the center of the box for maximum safety the only way it explodes is customer error." Asthmatic coughed a bit at this and looked up his eyebrow was moving like a bmovie imatation of Spock. He tried to smile. Plence wiped and mopped. He continued, "the PIPET.M.@ is attached at the outlet on the left hand side no the right hand side. The AcmeLighteningRodT.M.@ is attached to the ground wire on the left side of the CobaltBlue box the purple side no wait it must be the right side." He was so confused and nervous. "But how does the CobaltRadiation move the bars along the pipe." This last part was from the FED. "Just explain that and you have your patent #EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092" this number happened to be the operational number it was Whirlys idea. Thommas should be here to do this instead of me this was Plences conscience crying out for mercy. "CharlaX the poet and Jesus Freak has designed the CobaltBlue he was making a indivisible invisible bomb to thin the students priority when he decided to work FOR mankind instead and made this power that we use. Its non-lethal radiation is the power behind the force. He has no patent but he does copywrite his poems. EYE can explain the centrifugal force it lifts the silver bars all at once like a vacumn in space and moves them en masse down the pipe at an incredible pace. At subatomic levels the atoms look like tinker toys all locked together to make a log cabin." "Thats fine" this presentation is now over said the FED. He closed the notetaking book and smiled real big You have your Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater patent pending. Eye am familiar with Doctor Hices work. He is a genious.
The next day he opened the side of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater that the President of the Company Thommas Whirly had sent out by parcel post he had mailed it over two weeks ago again Plence was still upset at the way that President Thommas Whirly was anticipating the unrolling of events he was unnerved at the timing. The mock up included a rubber grommet spray painted silver it was supposed to be a silver bar the finished product. Rothechilde P. Asthmatic the federal agent the presenter taker for the Federal Government Department of Patents the United States patent and Trademark Office T.M. @ was slowly making notes. He said, "this patent will not be issued unless you can convince me that the machine works." Plence started to sweat. "This one sided mechanism has a access panel on the inside only it latches automatically. The green light is powered by the same CobaltBlueT.M.@ that powers the silver bars inside the Pipe.T.M.@ and moves them along at centrifugal force to the bottom of the Nearest Ocean Sea. The CObalt Blue is located in the center of the box for maximum safety the only way it explodes is customer error." Asthmatic coughed a bit at this and looked up his eyebrow was moving like a bmovie imatation of Spock. He tried to smile. Plence wiped and mopped. He continued, "the PIPET.M.@ is attached at the outlet on the left hand side no the right hand side. The AcmeLighteningRodT.M.@ is attached to the ground wire on the left side of the CobaltBlue box the purple side no wait it must be the right side." He was so confused and nervous. "But how does the CobaltRadiation move the bars along the pipe." This last part was from the FED. "Just explain that and you have your patent #EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092" this number happened to be the operational number it was Whirlys idea. Thommas should be here to do this instead of me this was Plences conscience crying out for mercy. "CharlaX the poet and Jesus Freak has designed the CobaltBlue he was making a indivisible invisible bomb to thin the students priority when he decided to work FOR mankind instead and made this power that we use. Its non-lethal radiation is the power behind the force. He has no patent but he does copywrite his poems. EYE can explain the centrifugal force it lifts the silver bars all at once like a vacumn in space and moves them en masse down the pipe at an incredible pace. At subatomic levels the atoms look like tinker toys all locked together to make a log cabin." "Thats fine" this presentation is now over said the FED. He closed the notetaking book and smiled real big You have your Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater patent pending. Eye am familiar with Doctor Hices work. He is a genious.
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He was taken into the presentation room by a young secretary she was only 19 she was from Arizona. Her namme was Crustacean UnChump. She left him there to prepare the slides he removed the PIPET.M. @ from the oboe case and placed the CobaltBlueT.M. @ slide in the viewer and began to practice his orate glad he was alone this time able to prepare it first. He spit a frog out of his throat and began with this "The whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater will not be sold by us without the purchase of sufficient pipet.m. @ to reach the Ocean Floor or Seabed nearest your homeowner or businesses." We are a profit oriented company. The next slide shows our profit margin for the year past notice the two major setbacks we added a third one recently these slumps were unfortunate but did not affect the total effect of overall performance. He waved his flourish at the front Behold our Pie Chart.T.M.@ Some of this was customer errors. WE halve a half-margin moon pie with enought Black-Ink dollar signs to show a profit into the next millennium. The real presentation now begins. Rothechilde P. Asthmatic was the man in charge today. He was a Federal Agent. Everyone in Washington D.C. is a Federal Agent. The third slide was a lump of Cobalt Blue UkraniumT.M.@. This is non lethal radiation. Cobalt Blue was developed by CharlaX the poet and Jesus Freak in a Science and Engineering building in Southern ASU A small city with a losing football team and poor performance of the young 19 year old girls they drink too many whiskeys and slam too many beers. He almost used this awesome power to make a bomb invisible but his religious fervor decided him instead to create a power needed to move the whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater bars with centrifugal force to move them quickly threw the pipet.m.@ and into the Ocean or the Sea. Please look closely at the screen This is a lump of Ukranium Blue Number Two. Safe to humans animals birds and other alien life forms. It turns human waste product into silver bars from brown substance. This force from the non-lethal radiation of the cobalt blue will push the silver bars along the pipe with the centrifugal forces of atomics and hydroponics. When glued properly at both ends the thing withstands both temperature and pressures of increasing difficulty. The cobalt blue forces lift the silver bars en masse and move them along at subsonic speeds until they finally reach the Ocean floor or Seabed areas near your homes and businesses. See the warranty warrenty for more information important to the homeowner and businessmen. Businesses that are non-profit or tax-exempt such as Churches can no longer apply for a Whirlyfritzer warrenty warranty. We sell the the pipe.t.m@ and also the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue each item sold separately. Due to a malfunction of the cobalt blue application the purpleglue is white in substance and color almost looking like ElmersGlueall@T.M. When thinly coated on the ends of the pipes each pipe fits each other pipe the secret is in the sizing. Here is a scaled down version of the pipe. And he held up his crokked pipe for the presenter to see. This presentation is running long please stay tuned gentile reader ewe for CHAPTER THREE. The secretary Miss UnChump let him out to go back to the motel and told him you rally have a long URL. "Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot eye sent you an email at the motel my namme is Crustacean. See eh??
Part2 two
He was taken into the presentation room by a young secretary she was only 19 she was from Arizona. Her namme was Crustacean UnChump. She left him there to prepare the slides he removed the PIPET.M. @ from the oboe case and placed the CobaltBlueT.M. @ slide in the viewer and began to practice his orate glad he was alone this time able to prepare it first. He spit a frog out of his throat and began with this "The whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater will not be sold by us without the purchase of sufficient pipet.m. @ to reach the Ocean Floor or Seabed nearest your homeowner or businesses." We are a profit oriented company. The next slide shows our profit margin for the year past notice the two major setbacks we added a third one recently these slumps were unfortunate but did not affect the total effect of overall performance. He waved his flourish at the front Behold our Pie Chart.T.M.@ Some of this was customer errors. WE halve a half-margin moon pie with enought Black-Ink dollar signs to show a profit into the next millennium. The real presentation now begins. Rothechilde P. Asthmatic was the man in charge today. He was a Federal Agent. Everyone in Washington D.C. is a Federal Agent. The third slide was a lump of Cobalt Blue UkraniumT.M.@. This is non lethal radiation. Cobalt Blue was developed by CharlaX the poet and Jesus Freak in a Science and Engineering building in Southern ASU A small city with a losing football team and poor performance of the young 19 year old girls they drink too many whiskeys and slam too many beers. He almost used this awesome power to make a bomb invisible but his religious fervor decided him instead to create a power needed to move the whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater bars with centrifugal force to move them quickly threw the pipet.m.@ and into the Ocean or the Sea. Please look closely at the screen This is a lump of Ukranium Blue Number Two. Safe to humans animals birds and other alien life forms. It turns human waste product into silver bars from brown substance. This force from the non-lethal radiation of the cobalt blue will push the silver bars along the pipe with the centrifugal forces of atomics and hydroponics. When glued properly at both ends the thing withstands both temperature and pressures of increasing difficulty. The cobalt blue forces lift the silver bars en masse and move them along at subsonic speeds until they finally reach the Ocean floor or Seabed areas near your homes and businesses. See the warranty warrenty for more information important to the homeowner and businessmen. Businesses that are non-profit or tax-exempt such as Churches can no longer apply for a Whirlyfritzer warrenty warranty. We sell the the pipe.t.m@ and also the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue each item sold separately. Due to a malfunction of the cobalt blue application the purpleglue is white in substance and color almost looking like ElmersGlueall@T.M. When thinly coated on the ends of the pipes each pipe fits each other pipe the secret is in the sizing. Here is a scaled down version of the pipe. And he held up his crokked pipe for the presenter to see. This presentation is running long please stay tuned gentile reader ewe for CHAPTER THREE. The secretary Miss UnChump let him out to go back to the motel and told him you rally have a long URL. "Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot eye sent you an email at the motel my namme is Crustacean. See eh??
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A whirlyfritzer patent#EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
"But eye am the Treasurer and eye hate to fly", said Romand Plence of the ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.org company. "Why can’t the president of this company go and DO THIS see eh?"This last part was approaching the limit of the hearing for decibel rendering. "For once eye agree with you DOdnald"said President Thommas Whirly. That’s Romand. "What ever" said the President Thommas Whirly again he turned and said DOdnald in a duck like voice and we all supposed thet he was meanting Donald the duck. DOdnald DUck. Someone has got to get this patent to the patent office in Washington D.C. today. The supersonic airliner is the fastest means of transport on this Earth. The plans is so secret to the Cobalt Blue box that we are handcuffing them to you and mailing the key to the patent office. You are not to lose the briefcase no matter what. He had no problems getting to the airport in a Taxi Cab hack for this was Old New York the fares were all affordable to men. Donald Duck Plence got his first taste of excitement at the airport waiting for his transport into Washington. There was a ganger he was sliding up behind him with his huggies to his knees and his hat cap on backwards. He froze once when the Security Guard came too close he was in jeopardy the man would knoe it was not his briefcase and then the thing grew taught like a fishing line and he was turning to see just what he was caught on when the Donald yelled WHAT are you doing you Thief in this Airport. The ganger almost cried for he would not let go of the case it had a leather hide. You can not have this case the Donald almost smiled without cutting off my arm. The ganger was reaching for his switchblade knife but why it would not cut they never use them in a slice fight. The Guard came up and handcuffed him and led him away to Detention he was heard to say before he was outasight "This is not my lucky day or night." La Guardia is not a place for thieves in the day or the night. This should be the airport Motto. he was running now to get to the gate Security waved him threw at every checkpoint no one wanted to mess with his Government clearance (it was bogus just an afterthought of Whirly himmself he had ordered the Badge from T.M.@Radiosnack The most prolific bogus badge maker in the internet. When he got to Washington.D.C. to the (Airport namme) in Washington there was a memo waiting for him a MAN was walking with a SIGN BOARD that said WHIRLY and he was carrying a memo pad with one piece of borrowed paper on it that was found and scrounge out of someone elses notebook. He stepped up to this man with some apprehenshion. The note was short and to the point is said +"Pleance there is a new T.M.@Pipe so the ensample case is there on the front of the next counter you are coming to swing to the left and step over and pick it up. Good Lord said the Donald what iff eye missed it they are rally splitting hairs. He saw the oblong oboe case and opened it to be sure he had the right piece of equipment. It was a short mock up of a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater pipeT.M.@ inside the case also was a can of white elmer like substance the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue@T.M. and a new memo. WEll done DOdnald now go to the MOtel we have arranged for your presentation meeting to be tommorrow. Order up several of those Arizona Dancing girls they love to come to old mens rooms and party. When he got to the room which was the Best Western Motel nearest and cheapest to the Airport he learned first hand how to remove a Jacket and a shirt from over a small briefcase and he had to wash them in the bathtub actually the shower stall and he turned the hottest water on to get them cleanest as he can and he had to put them in the closet on the wire hanger they provided. He left it there a shirt and a jacket away from being naked and he cried. He went to the presentation full of mixed emotions not sure that he was still alive. It was now a MOnday. They will see you now the Secretary smiled. He telephone was a giant Quarter with the reciever lifted it said two bits and was kinda very funny of a device he entered the enter sanctumonium. He was given the key by the representative of the United States Government who was also a Fedearal Agent.
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A whirlyfritzer patent#EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
"But eye am the Treasurer and eye hate to fly", said Romand Plence of the ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.org company. "Why can’t the president of this company go and DO THIS see eh?"This last part was approaching the limit of the hearing for decibel rendering. "For once eye agree with you DOdnald"said President Thommas Whirly. That’s Romand. "What ever" said the President Thommas Whirly again he turned and said DOdnald in a duck like voice and we all supposed thet he was meanting Donald the duck. DOdnald DUck. Someone has got to get this patent to the patent office in Washington D.C. today. The supersonic airliner is the fastest means of transport on this Earth. The plans is so secret to the Cobalt Blue box that we are handcuffing them to you and mailing the key to the patent office. You are not to lose the briefcase no matter what. He had no problems getting to the airport in a Taxi Cab hack for this was Old New York the fares were all affordable to men. Donald Duck Plence got his first taste of excitement at the airport waiting for his transport into Washington. There was a ganger he was sliding up behind him with his huggies to his knees and his hat cap on backwards. He froze once when the Security Guard came too close he was in jeopardy the man would knoe it was not his briefcase and then the thing grew taught like a fishing line and he was turning to see just what he was caught on when the Donald yelled WHAT are you doing you Thief in this Airport. The ganger almost cried for he would not let go of the case it had a leather hide. You can not have this case the Donald almost smiled without cutting off my arm. The ganger was reaching for his switchblade knife but why it would not cut they never use them in a slice fight. The Guard came up and handcuffed him and led him away to Detention he was heard to say before he was outasight "This is not my lucky day or night." La Guardia is not a place for thieves in the day or the night. This should be the airport Motto. he was running now to get to the gate Security waved him threw at every checkpoint no one wanted to mess with his Government clearance (it was bogus just an afterthought of Whirly himmself he had ordered the Badge from T.M.@Radiosnack The most prolific bogus badge maker in the internet. When he got to Washington.D.C. to the (Airport namme) in Washington there was a memo waiting for him a MAN was walking with a SIGN BOARD that said WHIRLY and he was carrying a memo pad with one piece of borrowed paper on it that was found and scrounge out of someone elses notebook. He stepped up to this man with some apprehenshion. The note was short and to the point is said +"Pleance there is a new T.M.@Pipe so the ensample case is there on the front of the next counter you are coming to swing to the left and step over and pick it up. Good Lord said the Donald what iff eye missed it they are rally splitting hairs. He saw the oblong oboe case and opened it to be sure he had the right piece of equipment. It was a short mock up of a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater pipeT.M.@ inside the case also was a can of white elmer like substance the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue@T.M. and a new memo. WEll done DOdnald now go to the MOtel we have arranged for your presentation meeting to be tommorrow. Order up several of those Arizona Dancing girls they love to come to old mens rooms and party. When he got to the room which was the Best Western Motel nearest and cheapest to the Airport he learned first hand how to remove a Jacket and a shirt from over a small briefcase and he had to wash them in the bathtub actually the shower stall and he turned the hottest water on to get them cleanest as he can and he had to put them in the closet on the wire hanger they provided. He left it there a shirt and a jacket away from being naked and he cried. He went to the presentation full of mixed emotions not sure that he was still alive. It was now a MOnday. They will see you now the Secretary smiled. He telephone was a giant Quarter with the reciever lifted it said two bits and was kinda very funny of a device he entered the enter sanctumonium. He was given the key by the representative of the United States Government who was also a Fedearal Agent.
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There are millions of stories of the city. This is just one of them. Jonathan Pleasent was a key man. He lived to be someone. His pride was more than anyone could stand he shinned his mustache hair. His clothing was almost perfect nothing out of place he sometimes wore those split shirttails without a belt sans tie. He would never wear a hat or cap the military tried and he was painfully discharged with an undesirable. He ruled a room entered he let no one over him or stop him his discourse was unlearned but knowledgeable enough the women liked his accent and they let him ramble on just to get the sound inside the mind to hear enough to sometimes linger over coffee with the others and gossip of his voice. He says that like a frenchmon and they sigh. They cry real tears because they know it isn’t true at all he lives there in the city. He is only one of them another of the crew. "Ten10Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaters Closer to homey," Jonathan asked me, "Is there water on Mount Lemmon", he asked slyly is there a lake or a reservoir there.? "There is a Tucson Lake it's about FORTY miles of water up there," it was the charlax poet he was musing. At least there is water in the summer time it runs in the ditch it has to come from somewhere so eye suppose it could be a manmade lake to aqueduct the cattle. Eye can not save her there is no way she is too young and involved with the program she loves to drink and partee the jazz and glitter who knoes what else she is into mabe even sex and illicit love after all money is the lower case god of everyone that has to have it some. Ewe knoe who eye meant just then. He was old he had aged almost ten years in one long nite of losing her. Part of his heart no longer works. It is hard to trust someone to love them. Eye am lucky it was not an erline this time. He is sad there is only one cure for this sadness his ewe must come to visit him soon. Jonathan Pleasent was not a pleasant man. He entered the operational code the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on the website code the spy cam when he entered the new remade code over it matched and he continued to order his whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 was now transformed to the new operational code 638476430087771333654qez7489223983940092 he noticed the inverse upper case letters were now lower case numbers. He Ordered up to the Chamber of Commerce Bank on Broadway Avenue A CObaltBlueT.M.Box@ whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater from ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com of course the office of the President Joames Branch and even the treasurer office too Romand Plence hey he thought it WAS the Chamber of Commerce of Tucson. Not just the bank. They Airlifted the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M with the CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net BOX and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue Glue all dropped with chutes at the same time it was gawkers everywhere will you look at all those golf balls everywhere a few people had crashed and become statistics someone even had a laundry box with a plastic lid full of golf balls on the back of the truck when it hit the street it went everywhere and all over the front of the busstopped there the Sun Tran Bussline. It is hard not to resent the students they have options. There is a study hall classroom for the brighter bulbs to sit with. The man insisted on placeing the whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in the hole himmself he was fooling no one by tomorrow at this same time he would be stiff an ogre in the making. The double pipe@T.M. lines wound out from town and so crokked in the desert clime it climbed the mountain one side wind at a time. The small community at the top of the ridge line was happy they all jeered and cheered when the pipe@T.M. crew made it to the water line. CharlaX walked up to the whirlyfritzerbox and removed the packing crate list from the envelope and the warrenty warranty fell out onto the ground unnoticed by the crew. When the pipe@T.M. lines were safely in the watter and the crew was safley back inside the bank or home some of them just went home a lucky break for all of us Jonathan Pleasent walked outside the box and turned the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on. The green light danced like two women in love. Then he opened the one sided mechanism and poured the brown like substance in the slot and closed the door. He was frowning at the light for it was supposed to be stationary and not blinking like that whay GOOD Lord on Sunday it was supposed to be a steady green light. And that was the first causualty clause for at that MOMENT of time poor Jonathen Pleasant went to heaven in a whirlyfritzer ride. The green light blinking in his eyes. Do not despare oh gentile reader ewe there had to be an accidental death to make my story true in jest eye liked this ending best for this whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater was the best western motel story for Tuscon ever done.
There are millions of stories of the city. This is just one of them. Jonathan Pleasent was a key man. He lived to be someone. His pride was more than anyone could stand he shinned his mustache hair. His clothing was almost perfect nothing out of place he sometimes wore those split shirttails without a belt sans tie. He would never wear a hat or cap the military tried and he was painfully discharged with an undesirable. He ruled a room entered he let no one over him or stop him his discourse was unlearned but knowledgeable enough the women liked his accent and they let him ramble on just to get the sound inside the mind to hear enough to sometimes linger over coffee with the others and gossip of his voice. He says that like a frenchmon and they sigh. They cry real tears because they know it isn’t true at all he lives there in the city. He is only one of them another of the crew. "Ten10Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaters Closer to homey," Jonathan asked me, "Is there water on Mount Lemmon", he asked slyly is there a lake or a reservoir there.? "There is a Tucson Lake it's about FORTY miles of water up there," it was the charlax poet he was musing. At least there is water in the summer time it runs in the ditch it has to come from somewhere so eye suppose it could be a manmade lake to aqueduct the cattle. Eye can not save her there is no way she is too young and involved with the program she loves to drink and partee the jazz and glitter who knoes what else she is into mabe even sex and illicit love after all money is the lower case god of everyone that has to have it some. Ewe knoe who eye meant just then. He was old he had aged almost ten years in one long nite of losing her. Part of his heart no longer works. It is hard to trust someone to love them. Eye am lucky it was not an erline this time. He is sad there is only one cure for this sadness his ewe must come to visit him soon. Jonathan Pleasent was not a pleasant man. He entered the operational code the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on the website code the spy cam when he entered the new remade code over it matched and he continued to order his whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 was now transformed to the new operational code 638476430087771333654qez7489223983940092 he noticed the inverse upper case letters were now lower case numbers. He Ordered up to the Chamber of Commerce Bank on Broadway Avenue A CObaltBlueT.M.Box@ whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater from ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com of course the office of the President Joames Branch and even the treasurer office too Romand Plence hey he thought it WAS the Chamber of Commerce of Tucson. Not just the bank. They Airlifted the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M with the CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net BOX and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue Glue all dropped with chutes at the same time it was gawkers everywhere will you look at all those golf balls everywhere a few people had crashed and become statistics someone even had a laundry box with a plastic lid full of golf balls on the back of the truck when it hit the street it went everywhere and all over the front of the busstopped there the Sun Tran Bussline. It is hard not to resent the students they have options. There is a study hall classroom for the brighter bulbs to sit with. The man insisted on placeing the whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in the hole himmself he was fooling no one by tomorrow at this same time he would be stiff an ogre in the making. The double pipe@T.M. lines wound out from town and so crokked in the desert clime it climbed the mountain one side wind at a time. The small community at the top of the ridge line was happy they all jeered and cheered when the pipe@T.M. crew made it to the water line. CharlaX walked up to the whirlyfritzerbox and removed the packing crate list from the envelope and the warrenty warranty fell out onto the ground unnoticed by the crew. When the pipe@T.M. lines were safely in the watter and the crew was safley back inside the bank or home some of them just went home a lucky break for all of us Jonathan Pleasent walked outside the box and turned the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on. The green light danced like two women in love. Then he opened the one sided mechanism and poured the brown like substance in the slot and closed the door. He was frowning at the light for it was supposed to be stationary and not blinking like that whay GOOD Lord on Sunday it was supposed to be a steady green light. And that was the first causualty clause for at that MOMENT of time poor Jonathen Pleasant went to heaven in a whirlyfritzer ride. The green light blinking in his eyes. Do not despare oh gentile reader ewe there had to be an accidental death to make my story true in jest eye liked this ending best for this whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater was the best western motel story for Tuscon ever done.
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Shreveport was closer to the bay but we would run out of pipe when going that way the afternoon was fading we were losing the light and the mosquitoes was coming out to bite. Most of the men drew there jackets on to keep the mosquitoes away they were huge near the Gulf water and full of fright no one wanted to get sick. We were running the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M parallel to the shore following the road missing most of the populated areas and making good time coming out from New Orleans. Jameson P Monte was the man in charge of this group. He had ordered the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater online back at the ranch as they say. Typing in the instructional code twice. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 once into the security cam and then added back to match. Never the same code twice. QEZ7643008777133365448367489229004938932 matched. He then sent an email to the company. Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
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ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
We are down south working to restore New Orleans as a City Blue and Proper. WE are very interested in the whirlyfritzer machine especially the CobaltBluePowerForce.T.M.@ as a means of centrifugal force. WE need lots of pipe@T.M for a parallel course to the Gulf for we are not sure yet where to make the entry point.ed.note this is actual copy of email sent end.ed.noted
We are down south working to restore New Orleans as a City Blue and Proper. WE are very interested in the whirlyfritzer machine especially the CobaltBluePowerForce.T.M.@ as a means of centrifugal force. WE need lots of pipe@T.M for a parallel course to the Gulf for we are not sure yet where to make the entry point. The special Delivery van was solid babay blue and there was a logo on the side that said Zappersunlimited. WE were all impressed the company had delivered its best most of the time they used Parcel Post or worse UPS. The Driver had no helper in the seat next to him so we unloaded the PipepipeT.M@pipe@T.M. and the Cobaltblue@T.M.Box.net carefully setting in the hole prepared and wiring the ground. As he drove away he was heard muttering whats the reasoning of going parallel to the road. Actually it was Pp Monte himself that decided to run down the Gulf in the event of another Hurricane there the pipe was streamed into the wind now wait think carefully about this its makes some kinda bizzarre sense. They were looking forward to the future of events even perhaps into the next millennium. WE decided to go to the Ponchartrain entry point and try to get to the Gulf via the Mississippi Delta. We already explained to ewe whay. WE called for our airdropps and every time they were on time with the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. There should be a lengthy treatise ici about digging in the mudded basin and the problems we overcame getting the pipe into the Gulf Ocean but for the sake of brevity and sanity its dispensed with and not appended forthwith perhaps a brief explain will suffice. There is red clay down south it takes a strong back or else fierce determination to get a shovel fool. Ha.Ed.note. A typo and yet a de je vue. End.ed.note. Like a cup of coffee with ice in it after a long nite of good sleep and rest we saw the water come up one day in the distance it was there. Water water everywhere and not a dropp to drink eye think that eye will get up and jump into the sink. That’s a catchy toon where did you get that one TIMMY. It was in a CharlaXPoem eye was reading last nite. New Orleans' economy improves, but infrastructure remains a disaster the headlines of the paper echoed in my thinking as we hit the beach and up THERAMP@T.M. we went for we had ordered the best thing from Floatsom and Jetsome Industries to get the pipe to the Ocean THERAMP@T.M. was better than digging up the beach. We actually only ran the pipe as far as several lengths for the CobaltBlueT.M.@ radiation was harmless to children and fish but it does discolor after several weeks anything left laying in the water would be that aweful rust color like they have up in New York City in the Harbor. Jameson P Monte was called back at the Main Central Offices he went to the CobaltBluepurple whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light on. He opened the one sided mechanism and added the brown substance there was lots of extra water in it for he had drank a lot of coffee with his breakfast fast he did not forget to prime the steam pipe first. He closed the access panel and gave a huge thumbs up to the computer (what a dweed of course people do things like this all the time and no one could see him) and he smiled.
P9WhirlyfritzerNewOrleans
Shreveport was closer to the bay but we would run out of pipe when going that way the afternoon was fading we were losing the light and the mosquitoes was coming out to bite. Most of the men drew there jackets on to keep the mosquitoes away they were huge near the Gulf water and full of fright no one wanted to get sick. We were running the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M parallel to the shore following the road missing most of the populated areas and making good time coming out from New Orleans. Jameson P Monte was the man in charge of this group. He had ordered the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater online back at the ranch as they say. Typing in the instructional code twice. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 once into the security cam and then added back to match. Never the same code twice. QEZ7643008777133365448367489229004938932 matched. He then sent an email to the company. Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com Tuesday, October 28, 2008 4:38 PM
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To:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
We are down south working to restore New Orleans as a City Blue and Proper. WE are very interested in the whirlyfritzer machine especially the CobaltBluePowerForce.T.M.@ as a means of centrifugal force. WE need lots of pipe@T.M for a parallel course to the Gulf for we are not sure yet where to make the entry point.ed.note this is actual copy of email sent end.ed.noted
We are down south working to restore New Orleans as a City Blue and Proper. WE are very interested in the whirlyfritzer machine especially the CobaltBluePowerForce.T.M.@ as a means of centrifugal force. WE need lots of pipe@T.M for a parallel course to the Gulf for we are not sure yet where to make the entry point. The special Delivery van was solid babay blue and there was a logo on the side that said Zappersunlimited. WE were all impressed the company had delivered its best most of the time they used Parcel Post or worse UPS. The Driver had no helper in the seat next to him so we unloaded the PipepipeT.M@pipe@T.M. and the Cobaltblue@T.M.Box.net carefully setting in the hole prepared and wiring the ground. As he drove away he was heard muttering whats the reasoning of going parallel to the road. Actually it was Pp Monte himself that decided to run down the Gulf in the event of another Hurricane there the pipe was streamed into the wind now wait think carefully about this its makes some kinda bizzarre sense. They were looking forward to the future of events even perhaps into the next millennium. WE decided to go to the Ponchartrain entry point and try to get to the Gulf via the Mississippi Delta. We already explained to ewe whay. WE called for our airdropps and every time they were on time with the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. There should be a lengthy treatise ici about digging in the mudded basin and the problems we overcame getting the pipe into the Gulf Ocean but for the sake of brevity and sanity its dispensed with and not appended forthwith perhaps a brief explain will suffice. There is red clay down south it takes a strong back or else fierce determination to get a shovel fool. Ha.Ed.note. A typo and yet a de je vue. End.ed.note. Like a cup of coffee with ice in it after a long nite of good sleep and rest we saw the water come up one day in the distance it was there. Water water everywhere and not a dropp to drink eye think that eye will get up and jump into the sink. That’s a catchy toon where did you get that one TIMMY. It was in a CharlaXPoem eye was reading last nite. New Orleans' economy improves, but infrastructure remains a disaster the headlines of the paper echoed in my thinking as we hit the beach and up THERAMP@T.M. we went for we had ordered the best thing from Floatsom and Jetsome Industries to get the pipe to the Ocean THERAMP@T.M. was better than digging up the beach. We actually only ran the pipe as far as several lengths for the CobaltBlueT.M.@ radiation was harmless to children and fish but it does discolor after several weeks anything left laying in the water would be that aweful rust color like they have up in New York City in the Harbor. Jameson P Monte was called back at the Main Central Offices he went to the CobaltBluepurple whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light on. He opened the one sided mechanism and added the brown substance there was lots of extra water in it for he had drank a lot of coffee with his breakfast fast he did not forget to prime the steam pipe first. He closed the access panel and gave a huge thumbs up to the computer (what a dweed of course people do things like this all the time and no one could see him) and he smiled.
P9WhirlyfritzerNewOrleans
8whirlyfritzerjustified
8whirlyfritzerjustified
This is from the desk of the President Thommas Whirly of the Bored of Directors of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater company ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.com in the cooperate offices in New York City funded by the government of Ukranium near the office of the Treasurer Romand Plence-
ATTN: ALL.
ATTN: ALL: WE have had two major setbacks in function of our unit. Stop. Kansas City. Stop. The Church of the Homeless in the South of France was worse. Stop. Please screen all inquires of our product we need no further setbacks. The tax item is not allowed. The Church was not recognized as a true charity function. We are not in Kansas anymore TOTO. There will be no further sales without adequate pipe sold. In the event of a Major sale there will be a lawn partee afterword eye have hired several dancing girls from Tucson, Az. To entertain us after all we are all men in this company though it is highly unlikely it will happen. Stop. We are working in the red gentlemen until further notices. Stop.
The Offices of Mad Magazine were located on 23 23rd Street behind the Bicycle shop on 2nd Street and near the Roller Derby Headquarters on 1st Street in Upper Manhattan Drive. They were looking at the ad for the whirlyfritzer when Bill Gaines started typing in the instructional code in the spy cam. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 he was typing each letter one at a time per written instructions. It came out like this QZE290042984793893638476430087771333654 always a differant random patteran The President of Mad Magazine Mr. William Gaines typed the instructional code back into the spy cam and it matched. The entire staff of Mad Magazine gave a small cheer. "What me worry" . It sounded odd in the new offices. Immediately almost the email was flagged as spam and a flag was added with a zero tolerance red line indicator attached. Retype the address. A sigh of relief from big Willy. They tought we was located on 2323 Hudson. That’s the looney bin. He ordered a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater for the home offices. The email okayed it and Alfred E. Neuman grinned and said eye am glad we did not have to use the phone to settle this. They had to order THERAMP@T.M. from Florida, to get PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M layed out to the Harbor. To get to the harbor they had to spend a little over thirtyfive bullions. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was meant to finish up in Upper New York Harbor the outlet near the Statue of Liberty the staff was joking now about laying all the GOLD bar ingots only silver in they color near the Lady Liberty. The staff of WhirlyfritzerZappersunlimited.ORG had a big party with dancing girls invited from the Arizona Tucson. They were nice school girls come up from collage. The names are sealed in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funky Wagons Porch. Ed.Note. Al Feldstein called for three more airdrops of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue they added more PIPE.T.M. It was almost finished at the cost of Thirty more bullion dollars and no sense to make of this. The Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod was ready for the grounded wire from the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net to be attached. Alfred E. Neuman went out on a limb to make it work but it was AL Jaffe that actually attached the wire to the electrodes. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M twisted and turned upon the ramp in every direction but finally reached the Harbor. The extra thirteen thousand p was for the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M to reach the Lady Liberty. Sam Viviano's phone was buzzing MADly. Ed.note could not resist this one eye been try to do something like this since eye was 14 years old. End ed.note. He went out to the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light on. Within a space of fourteen days the harbor was polluted the silver bars created a haze but no one even noticed. The offices of Zappersunlimited had a great big wonderful partee. There was three dancing girls there from Arizona. The Treasurers ledger of Romand Plence had a new entry the next day all it said was "Justified". In Black Inked lines and Fiftyfive dollar signs.
This is from the desk of the President Thommas Whirly of the Bored of Directors of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater company ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.com in the cooperate offices in New York City funded by the government of Ukranium near the office of the Treasurer Romand Plence-
ATTN: ALL.
ATTN: ALL: WE have had two major setbacks in function of our unit. Stop. Kansas City. Stop. The Church of the Homeless in the South of France was worse. Stop. Please screen all inquires of our product we need no further setbacks. The tax item is not allowed. The Church was not recognized as a true charity function. We are not in Kansas anymore TOTO. There will be no further sales without adequate pipe sold. In the event of a Major sale there will be a lawn partee afterword eye have hired several dancing girls from Tucson, Az. To entertain us after all we are all men in this company though it is highly unlikely it will happen. Stop. We are working in the red gentlemen until further notices. Stop.
The Offices of Mad Magazine were located on 23 23rd Street behind the Bicycle shop on 2nd Street and near the Roller Derby Headquarters on 1st Street in Upper Manhattan Drive. They were looking at the ad for the whirlyfritzer when Bill Gaines started typing in the instructional code in the spy cam. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 he was typing each letter one at a time per written instructions. It came out like this QZE290042984793893638476430087771333654 always a differant random patteran The President of Mad Magazine Mr. William Gaines typed the instructional code back into the spy cam and it matched. The entire staff of Mad Magazine gave a small cheer. "What me worry" . It sounded odd in the new offices. Immediately almost the email was flagged as spam and a flag was added with a zero tolerance red line indicator attached. Retype the address. A sigh of relief from big Willy. They tought we was located on 2323 Hudson. That’s the looney bin. He ordered a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater for the home offices. The email okayed it and Alfred E. Neuman grinned and said eye am glad we did not have to use the phone to settle this. They had to order THERAMP@T.M. from Florida, to get PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M layed out to the Harbor. To get to the harbor they had to spend a little over thirtyfive bullions. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was meant to finish up in Upper New York Harbor the outlet near the Statue of Liberty the staff was joking now about laying all the GOLD bar ingots only silver in they color near the Lady Liberty. The staff of WhirlyfritzerZappersunlimited.ORG had a big party with dancing girls invited from the Arizona Tucson. They were nice school girls come up from collage. The names are sealed in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funky Wagons Porch. Ed.Note. Al Feldstein called for three more airdrops of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue they added more PIPE.T.M. It was almost finished at the cost of Thirty more bullion dollars and no sense to make of this. The Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod was ready for the grounded wire from the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net to be attached. Alfred E. Neuman went out on a limb to make it work but it was AL Jaffe that actually attached the wire to the electrodes. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M twisted and turned upon the ramp in every direction but finally reached the Harbor. The extra thirteen thousand p was for the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M to reach the Lady Liberty. Sam Viviano's phone was buzzing MADly. Ed.note could not resist this one eye been try to do something like this since eye was 14 years old. End ed.note. He went out to the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light on. Within a space of fourteen days the harbor was polluted the silver bars created a haze but no one even noticed. The offices of Zappersunlimited had a great big wonderful partee. There was three dancing girls there from Arizona. The Treasurers ledger of Romand Plence had a new entry the next day all it said was "Justified". In Black Inked lines and Fiftyfive dollar signs.
8whirlyfritzerjustified
8whirlyfritzerjustified
This is from the desk of the President Thommas Whirly of the Bored of Directors of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater company ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.com in the cooperate offices in New York City funded by the government of Ukranium near the office of the Treasurer Romand Plence-
ATTN: ALL.
ATTN: ALL: WE have had two major setbacks in function of our unit. Stop. Kansas City. Stop. The Church of the Homeless in the South of France was worse. Stop. Please screen all inquires of our product we need no further setbacks. The tax item is not allowed. The Church was not recognized as a true charity function. We are not in Kansas anymore TOTO. There will be no further sales without adequate pipe sold. In the event of a Major sale there will be a lawn partee afterword eye have hired several dancing girls from Tucson, Az. To entertain us after all we are all men in this company though it is highly unlikely it will happen. Stop. We are working in the red gentlemen until further notices. Stop.
The Offices of Mad Magazine were located on 23 23rd Street behind the Bicycle shop on 2nd Street and near the Roller Derby Headquarters on 1st Street in Upper Manhattan Drive. They were looking at the ad for the whirlyfritzer when Bill Gaines started typing in the instructional code in the spy cam. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 he was typing each letter one at a time per written instructions. It came out like this QZE290042984793893638476430087771333654 always a differant random patteran The President of Mad Magazine Mr. William Gaines typed the instructional code back into the spy cam and it matched. The entire staff of Mad Magazine gave a small cheer. "What me worry" . It sounded odd in the new offices. Immediately almost the email was flagged as spam and a flag was added with a zero tolerance red line indicator attached. Retype the address. A sigh of relief from big Willy. They tought we was located on 2323 Hudson. That’s the looney bin. He ordered a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater for the home offices. The email okayed it and Alfred E. Neuman grinned and said eye am glad we did not have to use the phone to settle this. They had to order THERAMP@T.M. from Florida, to get PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M layed out to the Harbor. To get to the harbor they had to spend a little over thirtyfive bullions. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was meant to finish up in Upper New York Harbor the outlet near the Statue of Liberty the staff was joking now about laying all the GOLD bar ingots only silver in they color near the Lady Liberty. The staff of WhirlyfritzerZappersunlimited.ORG had a big party with dancing girls invited from the Arizona Tucson. They were nice school girls come up from collage. The names are sealed in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funky Wagons Porch. Ed.Note. Al Feldstein called for three more airdrops of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue they added more PIPE.T.M. It was almost finished at the cost of Thirty more bullion dollars and no sense to make of this. The Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod was ready for the grounded wire from the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net to be attached. Alfred E. Neuman went out on a limb to make it work but it was AL Jaffe that actually attached the wire to the electrodes. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M twisted and turned upon the ramp in every direction but finally reached the Harbor. The extra thirteen thousand p was for the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M to reach the Lady Liberty. Sam Viviano's phone was buzzing MADly. Ed.note could not resist this one eye been try to do something like this since eye was 14 years old. End ed.note. He went out to the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light on. Within a space of fourteen days the harbor was polluted the silver bars created a haze but no one even noticed. The offices of Zappersunlimited had a great big wonderful partee. There was three dancing girls there from Arizona. The Treasurers ledger of Romand Plence had a new entry the next day all it said was "Justified". In Black Inked lines and Fiftyfive dollar signs.
This is from the desk of the President Thommas Whirly of the Bored of Directors of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater company ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.com in the cooperate offices in New York City funded by the government of Ukranium near the office of the Treasurer Romand Plence-
ATTN: ALL.
ATTN: ALL: WE have had two major setbacks in function of our unit. Stop. Kansas City. Stop. The Church of the Homeless in the South of France was worse. Stop. Please screen all inquires of our product we need no further setbacks. The tax item is not allowed. The Church was not recognized as a true charity function. We are not in Kansas anymore TOTO. There will be no further sales without adequate pipe sold. In the event of a Major sale there will be a lawn partee afterword eye have hired several dancing girls from Tucson, Az. To entertain us after all we are all men in this company though it is highly unlikely it will happen. Stop. We are working in the red gentlemen until further notices. Stop.
The Offices of Mad Magazine were located on 23 23rd Street behind the Bicycle shop on 2nd Street and near the Roller Derby Headquarters on 1st Street in Upper Manhattan Drive. They were looking at the ad for the whirlyfritzer when Bill Gaines started typing in the instructional code in the spy cam. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 he was typing each letter one at a time per written instructions. It came out like this QZE290042984793893638476430087771333654 always a differant random patteran The President of Mad Magazine Mr. William Gaines typed the instructional code back into the spy cam and it matched. The entire staff of Mad Magazine gave a small cheer. "What me worry" . It sounded odd in the new offices. Immediately almost the email was flagged as spam and a flag was added with a zero tolerance red line indicator attached. Retype the address. A sigh of relief from big Willy. They tought we was located on 2323 Hudson. That’s the looney bin. He ordered a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater for the home offices. The email okayed it and Alfred E. Neuman grinned and said eye am glad we did not have to use the phone to settle this. They had to order THERAMP@T.M. from Florida, to get PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M layed out to the Harbor. To get to the harbor they had to spend a little over thirtyfive bullions. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was meant to finish up in Upper New York Harbor the outlet near the Statue of Liberty the staff was joking now about laying all the GOLD bar ingots only silver in they color near the Lady Liberty. The staff of WhirlyfritzerZappersunlimited.ORG had a big party with dancing girls invited from the Arizona Tucson. They were nice school girls come up from collage. The names are sealed in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funky Wagons Porch. Ed.Note. Al Feldstein called for three more airdrops of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue they added more PIPE.T.M. It was almost finished at the cost of Thirty more bullion dollars and no sense to make of this. The Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod was ready for the grounded wire from the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net to be attached. Alfred E. Neuman went out on a limb to make it work but it was AL Jaffe that actually attached the wire to the electrodes. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M twisted and turned upon the ramp in every direction but finally reached the Harbor. The extra thirteen thousand p was for the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M to reach the Lady Liberty. Sam Viviano's phone was buzzing MADly. Ed.note could not resist this one eye been try to do something like this since eye was 14 years old. End ed.note. He went out to the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light on. Within a space of fourteen days the harbor was polluted the silver bars created a haze but no one even noticed. The offices of Zappersunlimited had a great big wonderful partee. There was three dancing girls there from Arizona. The Treasurers ledger of Romand Plence had a new entry the next day all it said was "Justified". In Black Inked lines and Fiftyfive dollar signs.
SevenWhirlyfritzers
FOR THE CHURCH
54Preachers54
The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
FOR THE CHURCH
Revarant Titus Titwass
The title was misspelled he always gets it wrong he has not changed his sign outside since 1961 there is only thirteen members in the choir no one comes to church at all they all sing songs to Jesus then go home. He was using the Church Mac Comp in the inner sanctum office he likes to put a sheet up on the wall behind him and make shadow puttets with his thumbs YES he is the one that does that still and ever young in heart he loves to eat his oatmeal bland he thinks he is so smart. He was on the website of the company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot He was going to order the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater for the bathroom he was looking for the box to paste in the operational code and then he found the security cam area on the form. Thank God and Halleluiah he started typing the code in the slot. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 he was giggling like a choir boy certain he got it in correctly when the instructions came up red light showing please do this in the security cam to get the new code then paste the NEW CODE in the slot. Under his breath he was muttering so now you tell me and why could you NOT tell me before now see eh? Like an old preacher man does. It came out like this EQZ290049389329847667484763843008 he erased the old code by backstabbing it then he entered the spy code in the slot. They matched. He began an email to the company. Please he typed Please send me a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater at once to the Church of the Wilderness in South Franco. Near the homeless beach, There will not be much PIPE needed but consider this is a Church please do it for charity. The snow is only on the hillsides eye can place the pipes all the way to the Mediterranean see.
He sent this at once to the addressee ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com There was quiet in the offices of the chairman of the bored in the office of ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com they were dumbfounded. The officer and treasurer Romand Plence was speaking " we aer in business to sell these things but we are also in the business of making money and we have to show a profit however eye can work it on the taxes as a charity blunder. Please remember what happened in Kansas City and he shuddered. If this preacher wants a whirlyfritzer how are we gonna refuse them it’s a Church for GODS SAKE, even eye believe in Jesus. "And so the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater was sent to the southern France. The bundle of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was small the Preacher got the airdrop for the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ just only once. The Blue and Purple Box was uncrated and attached to the AcmeLighteningRod@.T.M. The preacher worked alone even the Choir was sent home. He began the thing all wrong he taped over the hole of the second pipeline the one that released the steam he did not read the fine print or study the warranty warrenty at all. He laid ONE ROW of pipe all the way into the Mediterranean sea. He planned to start the box as operational on the next SUNDAY visit of the choir. To make it a surprise for them. But something happened on that Sunday mourning his fuse burnt out in the powerbox and he over slept by two hours. When he turned the box off and replaced the fuse he noticed the choir was leaving. Wait he cried everyone needs to see this and he got the brown substance out to open the onesided mechanism he juggled the stuff all about and everyone ralfed in the parking lot. OH preacher they cried is this necessary now.? We aer going to Pizza Planet now. One moment. He sighed and closed the box he smiled as he turned on the green light when nothing happened he joined the people of his choir in the parking lot just in time for at that moment the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater just exploded. It shattered the Choir practice area where everyone always sang songs. The preacher fainted the Choir got in the cars and left. He woke up and walked slowly to the box. The green light was still on. The warranty was gone. Not that he would ever want another one. He went back inside the office entering the blast area hole he found his cell phone and ordered a TemporayToiletBowl@T.M. from the first company on the list which happened to be Acme. Then he went up to the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light off.
54Preachers54
The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
FOR THE CHURCH
Revarant Titus Titwass
The title was misspelled he always gets it wrong he has not changed his sign outside since 1961 there is only thirteen members in the choir no one comes to church at all they all sing songs to Jesus then go home. He was using the Church Mac Comp in the inner sanctum office he likes to put a sheet up on the wall behind him and make shadow puttets with his thumbs YES he is the one that does that still and ever young in heart he loves to eat his oatmeal bland he thinks he is so smart. He was on the website of the company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot He was going to order the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater for the bathroom he was looking for the box to paste in the operational code and then he found the security cam area on the form. Thank God and Halleluiah he started typing the code in the slot. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 he was giggling like a choir boy certain he got it in correctly when the instructions came up red light showing please do this in the security cam to get the new code then paste the NEW CODE in the slot. Under his breath he was muttering so now you tell me and why could you NOT tell me before now see eh? Like an old preacher man does. It came out like this EQZ290049389329847667484763843008 he erased the old code by backstabbing it then he entered the spy code in the slot. They matched. He began an email to the company. Please he typed Please send me a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater at once to the Church of the Wilderness in South Franco. Near the homeless beach, There will not be much PIPE needed but consider this is a Church please do it for charity. The snow is only on the hillsides eye can place the pipes all the way to the Mediterranean see.
He sent this at once to the addressee ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com There was quiet in the offices of the chairman of the bored in the office of ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com they were dumbfounded. The officer and treasurer Romand Plence was speaking " we aer in business to sell these things but we are also in the business of making money and we have to show a profit however eye can work it on the taxes as a charity blunder. Please remember what happened in Kansas City and he shuddered. If this preacher wants a whirlyfritzer how are we gonna refuse them it’s a Church for GODS SAKE, even eye believe in Jesus. "And so the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater was sent to the southern France. The bundle of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was small the Preacher got the airdrop for the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ just only once. The Blue and Purple Box was uncrated and attached to the AcmeLighteningRod@.T.M. The preacher worked alone even the Choir was sent home. He began the thing all wrong he taped over the hole of the second pipeline the one that released the steam he did not read the fine print or study the warranty warrenty at all. He laid ONE ROW of pipe all the way into the Mediterranean sea. He planned to start the box as operational on the next SUNDAY visit of the choir. To make it a surprise for them. But something happened on that Sunday mourning his fuse burnt out in the powerbox and he over slept by two hours. When he turned the box off and replaced the fuse he noticed the choir was leaving. Wait he cried everyone needs to see this and he got the brown substance out to open the onesided mechanism he juggled the stuff all about and everyone ralfed in the parking lot. OH preacher they cried is this necessary now.? We aer going to Pizza Planet now. One moment. He sighed and closed the box he smiled as he turned on the green light when nothing happened he joined the people of his choir in the parking lot just in time for at that moment the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater just exploded. It shattered the Choir practice area where everyone always sang songs. The preacher fainted the Choir got in the cars and left. He woke up and walked slowly to the box. The green light was still on. The warranty was gone. Not that he would ever want another one. He went back inside the office entering the blast area hole he found his cell phone and ordered a TemporayToiletBowl@T.M. from the first company on the list which happened to be Acme. Then he went up to the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light off.
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For Kansas City
There are many mainstream homespun people in the heartland that do have new computers they place them on top of the TV and tune the sports on. This is just one of those stories of the yellow brick road. Joames Branch has a ranch near the farm of the combine. His wife placed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater advertisement next to his coffee cup. His eyes lit up. He did not read the fine print who ever does his hand was on the cell phone and he was superdialing the combine. Here is his conversation of unlimited minutes. Eye want to talk to the combine leader Jim. Eye need a permission to access the pond at the end of my drive the fence is the problem eye decided to install some new sump pump in my yard and want to run this new PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M out to the pond. Oh good no problem. They gave him immediate permission. He began plans to install the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. He unhooked the computer from the TV and started typing the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 when it was done he entered it at the website spycam it came out like this ERT1333654778700346784923932983900492 he painstakingly typed in each letter to get started on this job of ordering the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at
"Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot he immediately got a confermation email to his webaddress BadBoyBill@msn.com
This is what the email said PIPE.T.M. Friday, October 24, 2008 6:21 PM
From: ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com To: BadBoyBill@msn.com
Cc:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
you have not ordered enough PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M we aer considering cancelling your order please reply asap ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
"Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot
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you have not ordered enough PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M=A0we aer considering cancell=
ing your order please reply asap=20
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
=A0
=93Whirly=94 ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot=20
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Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable The reply was good and to the point.
PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M later
Friday, October 24, 2008 6:30 PM
From:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
To:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
Cc:
BadBoyBill@msn.com
PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M is initially needed to get to the next door property eye am building a gate in the fence eye plan on ordering more pipe then to get to the water later BBB
The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater operational staff held a quick AM meeting and decided to let the man have his initial order of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and added a note to the file but when the secretary attached the note the main computor went down and no one realized the file and folder was deleted. There was now no record of the meeting or the order. That is how things happen in the real world. When the order came by Parcel Post the truck was leaving almost as soon as it dumped all the pipe there was the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box next to the small piles of pipes. A Postal Worker jeep pulled up with a notebook for BBB to sign, he signed it quickly frowning at the 335p for the total was not much but eye used to use real money he said. He installed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and added all the pipes they indeed reached to the gate he flung the gate open and reordered the pipe again. The initial order was ignored they sent the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and airdropped the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ it happened fast as iff he was an important customer with a reorder to fill, He laid the last pieces of pipe in the double row and went to the yard too turn on the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box. He went inside to get the brown substance to fill the first silver bar he opened the one sided access panel and carefully poured in the brown substance with water added he was careful to prime the steam pipe as per instructions. However he failed to understand that the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M would not work in the pond but only in the Sea or Ocean nearest his home. He turned on the green light but nothing happened. He was about to flip the light off again when the POND exploded wiping off the combine offices next door from the face of this earth. Have a good homecoming football weekend everyone and don’t worry the place was closed for the Holiday no one was in the offices no one was hurt in the making of this story.
For Kansas City
There are many mainstream homespun people in the heartland that do have new computers they place them on top of the TV and tune the sports on. This is just one of those stories of the yellow brick road. Joames Branch has a ranch near the farm of the combine. His wife placed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater advertisement next to his coffee cup. His eyes lit up. He did not read the fine print who ever does his hand was on the cell phone and he was superdialing the combine. Here is his conversation of unlimited minutes. Eye want to talk to the combine leader Jim. Eye need a permission to access the pond at the end of my drive the fence is the problem eye decided to install some new sump pump in my yard and want to run this new PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M out to the pond. Oh good no problem. They gave him immediate permission. He began plans to install the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. He unhooked the computer from the TV and started typing the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 when it was done he entered it at the website spycam it came out like this ERT1333654778700346784923932983900492 he painstakingly typed in each letter to get started on this job of ordering the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at
"Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot he immediately got a confermation email to his webaddress BadBoyBill@msn.com
This is what the email said PIPE.T.M. Friday, October 24, 2008 6:21 PM
From: ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com To: BadBoyBill@msn.com
Cc:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
you have not ordered enough PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M we aer considering cancelling your order please reply asap ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
"Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot
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you have not ordered enough PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M=A0we aer considering cancell=
ing your order please reply asap=20
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
=A0
=93Whirly=94 ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot=20
=A0=0A=0A=0A
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Content-Type: text/html; charset=windows-1252
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable The reply was good and to the point.
PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M later
Friday, October 24, 2008 6:30 PM
From:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
To:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
Cc:
BadBoyBill@msn.com
PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M is initially needed to get to the next door property eye am building a gate in the fence eye plan on ordering more pipe then to get to the water later BBB
The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater operational staff held a quick AM meeting and decided to let the man have his initial order of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and added a note to the file but when the secretary attached the note the main computor went down and no one realized the file and folder was deleted. There was now no record of the meeting or the order. That is how things happen in the real world. When the order came by Parcel Post the truck was leaving almost as soon as it dumped all the pipe there was the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box next to the small piles of pipes. A Postal Worker jeep pulled up with a notebook for BBB to sign, he signed it quickly frowning at the 335p for the total was not much but eye used to use real money he said. He installed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and added all the pipes they indeed reached to the gate he flung the gate open and reordered the pipe again. The initial order was ignored they sent the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and airdropped the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ it happened fast as iff he was an important customer with a reorder to fill, He laid the last pieces of pipe in the double row and went to the yard too turn on the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box. He went inside to get the brown substance to fill the first silver bar he opened the one sided access panel and carefully poured in the brown substance with water added he was careful to prime the steam pipe as per instructions. However he failed to understand that the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M would not work in the pond but only in the Sea or Ocean nearest his home. He turned on the green light but nothing happened. He was about to flip the light off again when the POND exploded wiping off the combine offices next door from the face of this earth. Have a good homecoming football weekend everyone and don’t worry the place was closed for the Holiday no one was in the offices no one was hurt in the making of this story.
Fivewhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
We met at the end of time Only time will tell OR no ramp for Glendale. The girl was younger than the man it was a December romance. They met in Arizona but neither of them hail from. Both came from similar places One was from an eastern middle village the one called Morristown the elder statesman the Arkansan was from Morriltoon an obscure village of the southern state of indiscretion he has never learned real fear or to keep his mouth shut. He fights a never ending battle daily with injustices. The large triangular S upon his Chest means Justice. There are too many people ici who use fear as a real weapon let us depart from it and be friends. The Nearest Ocean or Sea bed floors is down in the Bahamas no wait eye guess the Gulf is quicker and closer. The Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater was not designed for weak and drizzly climes but can withstand the rigors of the desert oasis. PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was layed from Glendale eye had to start from THERAMP@T.M. and work out to Nogales to get a start at the Mexican terrain. TO have a chance to actually penetrate the Peninsula of Baja. PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was needed in Glendale to keep the populace happy they did not want such a massive undertaking in the city properly elevated it was out of the way of all the gardens makers. To raise the estimation of my peers. To make the American Dream come true why every homeowner between Mexiaco and Canada wants a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in time for Christmas Tree Time. Father Time and baby and all of that. She started her THERAMP@T.M. Near Interstate 10. And that’s when eye decided to scheme and plan to place first in the race is okay if you intend to lose the human one eye want to win. The one for the School Flag. Eye planned on intersecting her PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at the intersection of Glom and Domb between the hours of *8 and 12* noon on the Fifth of November iff eye remember it’s a Mesican Celebration. The Chinese New Year or Leap Frog day eye will get it trust the eye in Nogales on the way to the Gulf Stream of Mexicali. Eye could have left it all too chance but then where is the fun in that eye have millions of the clams that was needed to fund PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M. Eye checked the funding once more and reordered the Air dropps both of them hers was first as mine was closer on the way down there eye had them post date the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater to arrive back at the starting point in Glendale just one. YOU got the idea now only one of those silver ingot pushers was needed for my idea was this we could combine both pipes to make four rows of pipes to end at the Ocean Floor in this case the Gulf of Mexico so eye decided to marry her to keep the cost down to both of us. Eye quickly unpacked my laptop off of the camel’s back and sent an email to the company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot the subject line said simply more p please more PIPE.T.M. This is the actual true email sent today --0-1268521770-1224790441=:46200
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Gentleman and lady: please redesign your pipe PIPE.T.M. to make two crosses so eye can add the pipe from her to mine. Add an additional two air dropps of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. The fourth day of november please and eye am cutting it close.
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Please do not email this company this is a parody not to be taken seriously eye am not proposing marriage on the 5 November day but kiss eye will ask her for a birthday kiss.
We met at the end of time Only time will tell OR no ramp for Glendale. The girl was younger than the man it was a December romance. They met in Arizona but neither of them hail from. Both came from similar places One was from an eastern middle village the one called Morristown the elder statesman the Arkansan was from Morriltoon an obscure village of the southern state of indiscretion he has never learned real fear or to keep his mouth shut. He fights a never ending battle daily with injustices. The large triangular S upon his Chest means Justice. There are too many people ici who use fear as a real weapon let us depart from it and be friends. The Nearest Ocean or Sea bed floors is down in the Bahamas no wait eye guess the Gulf is quicker and closer. The Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater was not designed for weak and drizzly climes but can withstand the rigors of the desert oasis. PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was layed from Glendale eye had to start from THERAMP@T.M. and work out to Nogales to get a start at the Mexican terrain. TO have a chance to actually penetrate the Peninsula of Baja. PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was needed in Glendale to keep the populace happy they did not want such a massive undertaking in the city properly elevated it was out of the way of all the gardens makers. To raise the estimation of my peers. To make the American Dream come true why every homeowner between Mexiaco and Canada wants a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in time for Christmas Tree Time. Father Time and baby and all of that. She started her THERAMP@T.M. Near Interstate 10. And that’s when eye decided to scheme and plan to place first in the race is okay if you intend to lose the human one eye want to win. The one for the School Flag. Eye planned on intersecting her PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at the intersection of Glom and Domb between the hours of *8 and 12* noon on the Fifth of November iff eye remember it’s a Mesican Celebration. The Chinese New Year or Leap Frog day eye will get it trust the eye in Nogales on the way to the Gulf Stream of Mexicali. Eye could have left it all too chance but then where is the fun in that eye have millions of the clams that was needed to fund PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M. Eye checked the funding once more and reordered the Air dropps both of them hers was first as mine was closer on the way down there eye had them post date the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater to arrive back at the starting point in Glendale just one. YOU got the idea now only one of those silver ingot pushers was needed for my idea was this we could combine both pipes to make four rows of pipes to end at the Ocean Floor in this case the Gulf of Mexico so eye decided to marry her to keep the cost down to both of us. Eye quickly unpacked my laptop off of the camel’s back and sent an email to the company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot the subject line said simply more p please more PIPE.T.M. This is the actual true email sent today --0-1268521770-1224790441=:46200
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
Gentleman and lady: please redesign your pipe PIPE.T.M. to make two crosses so eye can add the pipe from her to mine. Add an additional two air dropps of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. The fourth day of november please and eye am cutting it close.
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Please do not email this company this is a parody not to be taken seriously eye am not proposing marriage on the 5 November day but kiss eye will ask her for a birthday kiss.
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