COldPucker

COldPucker

There is no other reason because there is no rain falling now it has to be the cold it is the cold thats coming down from the mountain tops of Colorado. Too cause my belly to Pucker up to make my business in the early mourn turn into what I call a COldPucker and perhaps becuase of food stamps day I have been eating richer more Quality Can Food then I am single handly bulking scrounger found handily financing Albertsons Grocery complete. They tease me the checker girls so I gave it back them said be gentle I am virgin. NO she said but you AER brand new. I suppose I could be gratefull for just one month at a time of a total of three months allowed as eye search for the mandatory three jobs reference required to keep the food stamps coming to my mouth as eye work for food not money bad enought to eye think working for entitlement stinks of freebe smacks of something else perhaps what Cowboys call it Socialism Wealth. I will jump into the three hoops to extend the neck of eye in noose to hang self up on high in an attempt at poor more COldPucker outside.

CharlaXEpicure

CharlaXEpicure

Tee shirt babay he wore the thing inside out the tag was showing omg what nerve the crowd was booing he was still smiling not sure that it was him he was a tiger wannabee a golf fanatic lunatic showing up to tee off the ball was soaring fast and loose it wandered off the green he stopped at Tenish just for tea time was almost over when the ball went soaring over the amber grains of waves of the crowd beckoning he was so out of line with the hole and yet it sliced and when he putted all the ladies swounded mostly at the way his shorts rode up them iron gray legs and then back down them in the last and final hole they say his concentration got the beast of him he let go with an angry oath and tossed the clubs into the pond the bag and balls and all they floated and tried to stay that way and then they sank but he was already in the Mercedes watching Frank Gifford on TV and drinking Scotch on the Rocks in his long black limosine singing Dialing for Dollars is trying to find me as CharlaX penned this Epicure.

DeerDay

DeerDay

She was HUGE Elk sized no Rack of Antlers on this Doe she went straight up on inclimb leaving Fawns triplets behind one was skittish but two of them accepted eye after all a Darkstone Android is near a human form. Eye did not tempt the LORD by reaching out to them to try to touch them but left them there a permanent photograph imbedded in mye eye computor memory of love. There was three of them Fawns one of them was gamboling two were staid the Mother gone; eye believe she was distractioing Hunter from his game from her Brood hoping eye would follow her and leave her Bambies all alone like a Birdy will do still sometimes does to keep egg safe in nest to keep man away from nest by fluttering her wings away and acting lame. Eye almost wept at seeing this this random act of love on DeerDay.

FantaledShrimpe

FantaledShrimpe

The girls were slow the act was nice but they were slow the drinks were melting the ice before the patrons reordered some. The place was dead the sex was pantomimed. The director decided to try some old Burlesque routines they had nothing left to lose. Three girls naked from the top kissing each other not able to stop while wiggling there fantails up an down an up and down they hoped it would bring down the house an it almost succeeded but for the small drunk in the middle row JOE he smiled at the half naked ladies but he wanted to get in on the act. He waddled to the stage and chased the girls around trying to actually get a kiss at his age it was all he could hope for. They did not laugh no snicker no crack a half facebook smile they dickered quickly for rights to which one would kick him off that stage and the red headed long winded girl won. He tried to rally his attack and came back to the edge of the orchestrated pitt she turned her back and hit him with her fantail shrimpe fell headlong into the place where they were playing musick there. Oh WELL now that IS a deep subject. Playing now at every bar and grill in town.

VeryNiceDayEwe

VeryNiceDayEwe

How many times have eye been telling ewe that a few minutes with ewe a day is better then a whole day in a hen house wolfish eye am mye heart is blessed with true love there is no longer any doubts the love eye feel when otherwise eye feel life, the love ewe fill mye heart until eye can no longer tell when eye leave off and ewe dew start the blinding nagging doubts aer gone when days turn into months then into years when fighting turns to tears then tears dry up and smile comes at just one word from ewe of love.