New Orleans and Two

New Orleans


A time of sorrow at least it came
[by wind] and not by hand of man
to give ones life is hard enough
to lose a city by God's command
at least it's not so rough
the way of life at your command
is flooded.

Charles Robert Hice

Copyright ©2006 Charles Hice


New Orleans II


The battle of New Orleans
was fought with wind and rain,
no one won,but all have come
to feel the loss of home a homeless
person feels,he feels his loss
he feels his pain,he lives
from one day to the next
the same way and manner
all the rest of you do,
and sometimes better.

Charles Robert Hice

Copyright ©2006 Charles Hice

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Harry is a Monkey but she dont care what Harry has in his underwear as long as Harry makes those Dollar signs with paypal to her bank accounts. You can sign away the lifetime iff you can steal enought credits. My friends list says 219 friends. There is about 13 real ones there. The old lady is on facebook but she hardly ever looks so eye got myself a girlfriend. Eye had three of them once but two of them left me there is only one thats worth anything (Megan) but there is usually two of them online at differant times. The honesty of a man is painful to his Girlfriend trust me now even iff she says she is not jealous she really dont want to hear about my chat with my old lady. She could just care less. The old lady just wont mention this she has to knoe about the girlfriends. Mabe thats why she just ignores my facebook. Eye am not gonna double click every page in an effort to get them to open up fully whats up with that you dirty ROBOT ? facebook is a failure for the social development of mankind as a whole wretched creature but iff you count me and the girlfriend its a worthwhile endeavour. Iff someone finds the excuse to leave you there is a good chance they were never with you. facebookrule#additional1

Fable Five

Fable Five


IN THREE PARTS

Part One: The DOVE

eye picked up the dove now dead creature clasped him to my bosom brest
no sorrow feeling only life within my chest
eye enabled faith eye tossed the dove
upward into tree for landscaping seems to me a more decent burial rest
one word escaped my lipps eye just said JESUS
eye wish that eye could tell ewe that the dove it flew away
eye did not tempt the LORD this day
the bird went further on my throw
eye expected just to here the branches crashing at his fall
eye expected him to make a lot of noises there was none
no it did not fall
there is hope inside of mee still and yet that yes it flew
this dove to Heaven when it left.

Part Two: Dandylion

when the gardeners of the palace make the grass a certain size
they run the mowers side by side
to make the power gasses cut the grasses
every one of the now chopped to pieces dandelions gone
except mye one
in a state of childlike fate eye ran to edge of lawn and placed some of my baggage down long enough to kick the dandelion down
a man my age just having certain fun
and smile remembering a childhood never found

Part Three: New Blue Jeans

the shortest part of fable five is this the three part not contrived
the jeans are long on legs so short and waisted wide to hide the layers eye needed to survive a cold and cheerless night
eye tore the tags from pockets soon to hold my treasures of a man long old and finding love in one dear place mye ewe she loves the way eye dress she loves my look upon my face when eye just smile embrace
she must be smiling now at FABLE FIVE.

A Travesty of Paroday

ATravestyOfParoday



CharlaXWilliamsShakes



To be, or not to be the be; that is the bare odds thoms That makes this travesty of so long this poem: For who would fartheewell while bare, still Naked in the Wood do come to Dunsinane my Lady take some sun with eye. But that the fear of something after sunburn comes Murders the innocent sheep,she is ewe Great nature's second course, burnt meat so true

And makes us rather slip the bales into the breaches of outrageous fortune Than flys upon that white rice we know not of. There's the respect must give us both respect: Wake up ewe with thy knocking! I would thou shoulderest, For times chalices are full of scorns the whipping comes askance, The oppressor's thongs, the proud man's costumes, The law's jail days in delay, and the quietus eruptus which his pains might take, away with solitude In the crypt of the dead and burial of the night, when church rings the mourning bells for burial In dromedairy suits of solemn black. But that the undiscovered American country from whose caskets no travellers return Breathes forth contagious colds on the world, And thus the native daughter of resolution, like the poor pussy eye the adage, Is cycled o'er with careless skaters, And all the clouds that lowered o'er our upturned noses, With this regard their currency turned to spents; And loosen the name of geese. 'Tis a consumption devoutly to be cherished. But soft you, the fair Janet: Opt not thy homeopathic and marbled pills. But get thee to a nunnery — go!





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Charles Robert Hice lol
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Janet Bennison lol
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Cheryl A. Vatcher-Martin Good write.
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Charles Robert Hice Read Mark Twains version to get a good comparison. >..< This is not Plagerism but paroday. Thznkx all of you you made myh whole day better :=))))
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Charles Robert Hice http://www.editoreric.com/greatlit/info/otherinfo.html#Travesty
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Kathy Komara this is wonderful!
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Charles Robert Hice Eye like the reference in the last line to the Three Musketeers.
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Charles Robert Hice Of course it was HAMLET and yet the Musketteers were always taming Whores and sending them to COnvents.
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Kushal Poddar For times chalices are full of scorns the whipping comes askance,
I love this one. This one is not a parody, rather a satire
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Charles Robert Hice A SAtire only because Mark Twain did it my version is only a Paroday of his satire seer :=)
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Stenciled

Stenciled

Too many too much too not enought.
Pencil
squared letters lined up funny
mark up the walls
no one reads the penciled stenciled
they like the ones with chalk
the markers get them all the readers come

Screw

Screw



Screw
FOr our purposes today we will assume that most people knoe what a Screw is and is used for and what they look like and what the tool is called the DRIVER and what they look like there is several heads not just them straight ones. For now this is not a discussion of the Philips or the Cross. The reason eye have called all of you today together is the Screw. The way to use one. The very way to putt one in the slot the hole the board or wall. Someone has to make the HOW TO SCREW a screw manual of arms. ASSUMing you have the things you need to start. Take the DRIVER in your hand grasp the shaft firmly so your hand will not slip up or down too much when screwing. Take a small hammer and tap the screw to get it started. This takes patience and a good eye. You may be attempted to hammer the screw all the way down when you see it turning with every blow. However there is that risk. After you start your screw take the Driver well in hand and make sure its centered in the slot atop the screw and flushed. Begin to turn the screw and keep twisting the Driver do not unhand the driver but move the Driver back and forth. You can also go complete around and start over with anothor hasty grip the Driver find the slot and flush it up. Twist and turn and twist the thing. When you are almost there to the end just keep going. Its too late to think of everything so just make the screw flat against the objection you are screwing. Repeat this responsive meditation as many times as necessary to add several more screws to this one. Screw one screw two its all in how you screw.