Wednesday, August 26, 2009

IMperfectNature

IMperfectNature IMperfectNatureNatural order is chaos. Nothing stays the same even large tall trees leave and uproot the taproot falls small saplings grow large trees by rivers spent they stay in banks but overflow and flood the water hideaways in winter come. Berries on a Berry Bush become seeds for trees suddenly snow is there all over food is scarce. Forcing out once plentiful herds away from low lay up into them Mountains. Some food remains on top until one day there is only one ELK standing on the TIP to all the other lessor ELK this ELK is GOD. But what IMperfectness that Acorn Bush is total chaos hard to see the Giant tree for all the little elk still coming down around to chew the leaves where berries did abound. When snow comes thinning life in numberless droves. SO this one ELK towers over all the mudd below. We still believe this ELK now Eightteen Hands was once his mothers dearling she nuzzled him away from tits gone dry. One day this struggling deer smelled a berry bush then started eating now he nibbles as His Majesty preens his Antlers clean leaves where berries used to grow IMperfectNature.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Wordplaysomemores

Wordplaysomemores WordplaysomemoresSoon est password swordplay loggedon loggedinn putthekettleon. Pas sword. Noos tse Drows sap Yalp drows. Node G Gol. N Nude ggol Noel tt eke htt up. Drows Sap. From this the poet crackx his nuckles twice and simper fries. Pass the sword over the drowseing yalper log in to your computor read more charlax poems. Nude girls look much nicer with each other. Noel is watching everything you dew. Zap the sapping drowser she is you. Sero memo s yalp drow. People have eating disorders they call each other on the phone to see if children get the proper breakfastes at home. When I put this word Breakfastes in the Dictionary it returned this definition : eat or have somebody for breakfast. Oreo OR EEE oh OR e o OR EEE oh in the movie of the whizard of ozzed do u remember when the Guards were marching past they were singing in a sing song voice this is what they were saying I remember it like yesterday. or EEE oh oR EEE oh. Try it. Just try humming a few barz. Then pass the sword. Somemores. Relieve me and believe me. Wordplaysomemores

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

DellPartsPiecesStems A Paroday of Dell.

DellPartsPiecesStems A Paroday of Dell.ewe.iciDell makes computors. Computors have parts. This is the story. Disclosure This is a poem bye charlax darkstone android one seven. This is not a true story. The System Analyzer Program utilizes an application to analyze the configuration of your system to provide you suggestions for compatible parts or upgrades for your Dell-branded computor number 000-666-000-666-000 your unique service tag number, which is defined as personal information under the Dell Privacy Policy.Access, Collection and Use of Data (Non-Personal Information) In the course of providing this service, Dell will display results of your system configuration including: Computer Type - Computer model Edition - Version of Microsoft Windows installed (XP Pro, XP Home, etc.) System Devices - System profile information (Examples: Memory, Hard Drive, video cards)
By downloading, you agree to the Dell Software License Agreement and the Dell Privacy Policy. The use of Dell System Analyzer is also subject to of the Terms and Conditions of Sale
You buy replacement parts for your car dont you??????????? CharlaX has determined iff u add everything they sell to your computor you will pay over twice the price. Latitude’s E-Family Mainstream and Essential systems offer the choice of 25 watt and 35 watt Intel Core 2 Duo dual core processors. The PXX00 processors have 25watts for battery optimization, while the T9X00 processors have 35 watts for improved performance. Intel® Core™ 2 Duo P8600 (2.40GHz, 3M L2 Cache, 1066MHz FSB) [Included in Price] Intel® Core™ 2 Duo P8700 (2.53GHz, 3M L2 Cache, 1066MHz FSB) [add $50]Dell Recommended - For Improved Performance Intel® Core™ 2 Duo P8800 (2.66GHz, 3M L2 Cache, 1066MHz FSB) [add $50] Intel® Core™ 2 Duo P9600 (2.66GHz, 6M L2 Cache, 1066MHz FSB) [add $180] Intel® Core™ 2 Duo T9550 (2.66GHz, 6M L2 Cache, 1066MHz FSB) [add $120] Intel® Core™ 2 Duo T9800 (2.93GHz, 6M L2 Cache, 1066MHz FSB) [add $350] well, u can buy a pretty good computer for about 600, but they sell from 400 to 1000+ it all depends on what you want to do with it and iff u have to replace the various parts and pieces believe me when i say to u today u will buy this computor at twice over price. This is the addons listed here. $752 dollars and absolutely no sense who wants to have a IntelCore 2 Duo T9800 for 350$ smackeroos. ? not who. Thats who. Digression is good for the Dell. Er wait i t hink i meant soul do androids have a soul??? please ??? someone HELP??????? i just need another $165.00 to buy an ACER notebook from Radio Shack. At a little over #300. $$$ and pences. I can read the notebook near the fences.
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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

IvorYToweR

IvorYToweR ewe.iciAn URBAN LEGEND CharlaX Myth to Myth Mega-Moguls slaves to empirecal tyrants trumped enslaved to offices and microwaveable Junk. She washed the poodle in the sink with IvorYToweR soap then placed him carefully in Microwave to fluff his fluffy tail. Bewail and Moan the thinking of the filthy richest poor man on the street affordable housing hears the Mega-Wildcat crying near the place he sleeps no pets allowed no living thing may stay with him but all around the wild animals ungovernable bear witness to the commonsense thinking of the homeless and the mouses. They would take the DOG away to pound him to oblivian, iff who befriends a house cat she would soon be meat for her larger couisine. But the worst horrendous twist of fate was that way the old woman sealed the poodles fate washing Fluffys tail with IvorYToweR soap then screaming fainting dead away when the microwave exploded sending chunky poodle flying all the pieces of that poodle landing sticking adhearing to the ceiling and the walls of IvorYToweR.