HOmelessStreet

HOmelessStreet

There is no end to the misery of being outside in the winter or homeless in the city street. The (PERSON) moved fast down the sidewalk eye could here the feet skidding or sliding like running without running just walking fast talking the stuff they call street lingoe. Skidding feet then (FIGHT) then the feet then (FIGHT) eye got upp eye checked the sky for some sign of the time then eye could not get in my blanket to Lay down after hereing the street go bye. Eye moved my things into the HOT SPOT real Early the workers showed up from the Rancheroes to begin work the Five AM. Eye went to the Alley Way to begin my Day then noticed the clock on the McDonald's sign it was suddenly 20 minutes after FIVE. So eye returned to the HOT SPOT moving past the busses stopped there was no one there yet. BUT when eye returned to go get coffee it was almost SIX AM there was two tought guys there. One of them pipped upp to me “THE Bag you Carry looks heavy.” THIS is all they said to me but it was my laptop Case it freaked me out eye threatened to call the police on them. DID eye overreact no Way. They must have been drinking they wanted to ripp me off but eye noticed the plan then proceeded to McDonald's letting them see me talk to different people there. EYE asked two total strangers iff eye SHOULD call the police. The (men) *sic moved over the street coming down the sidewalk straight toward me so eye went inside the building they walked past the place to the new area to sit somewhere else making me sure eye did the right thing. They tried to scare me then decided to go elsewhere they did NOT need the cops eye bet they dont even Carry eye dee (ID). Illegals intent on doing monkeys businesses. Eye think it was the smart thing to be street scared instead of street took eye will not willingly be led astray or robbed for no reason but them tought boys needed to be tought the lesson do not run the mouth unless willing to do the time why did they move iff they were doing nothing wrong why were they frightened of this old Man calling the POLICE they do not wish to have there DEEDS examined by the authorities. Eye got my coffee then returned to the HOT SPOT in one piece. Eye do not even feel ashamed. Delivered from the HOmelessStreet



GMail Message

two Indians were on the bus stop

like they owned the place

eye went on the sidewalk

one of them was talking STREET

he said to me

THAT BAG looks Heavy ???

i freaked out

i told him

YOU will do no Thing to me

eye will get the police

LOZLX

they left the area



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Darkstone poet



TRUE STORY

Nine Christmastime Days

Nine Christmastime Days

This is the First Candle of the Hanukkiah

Judas Maccabeus kept the Covenant with God the Oil kept the light for eight days the ninth candle is used to light the others symbolising the unrelenting God. You suffer the loss of your pet. Or you took some suffering from the loved one. Listen to the poem in the music from Chopin. Then go get Pink Floyd. When your life is filled with sadnesses then light the ninth candle now then the first one tomorrow. Sit with self be forgiven feel the LORD inside of thee. Or other Faith of Charity the Indians Chant the Holy Days they sing of life within the Tree the love is there for all to see. Wish ewe were here with me beside me to love me to kiss my hands to hold me to fill my heart with your love. Do you think you can tell? Cathedral in a Cage. Du du du ne ne ne How eye Wish How eye wish you were here a walk on part in the war For a lead role in a cage sounds like Cathedral in a Cage. Ewe you are the church sometimes all by yourself so alone without my touch but yet your love is saving me my no regret forms lines in my Brain my love for you is not for sale to give to them who cause your pain. Keep the secret in your safe keep me locked inside hide me in your precious love. Eight days of loneliness celebrated in the nine of them commemorative. This is the first the ninth Day of my love my Happy Hanukkah.



HanukkahIn Judaism,

an eight-day festival of dedication and lights that takes place at the beginning of December. It celebrates the recapture of the Temple in Jerusalem from Antiochus IV of Syria in 164 BC by Judas Maccabaeus, and its rededication.During Hanukkah, candles are lit each night and placed in a nine-branched candlestick, or hanukkiah: this commemorates the Temple lamp that stayed miraculously lit for eight days on one day's supply of oil until a new supply could be made, demonstrating that God kept his covenant. There is one candle for each of the eight days

(an extra candle being lit to mark each day),

and a ninth with which to light the others.

The lights of Hanukkah symbolize the faith that must not die.

ed.note.ed

eye see the old JEWISH Rabbi holding out his hands in supplication

its very nice your poem

its too bad your just not Jewish.

HalloWween
HalloWween




Regard the day if you regard it regard it to the LORD.
Regard it not if not regard it then do not regard it to the LORD
A bit of wisdom found from the ancient preachment of the old scriptures people preached and lived with stones tossed at them killing them they rose and walked and preached among the stone throwers bold. The day is only one. The time will pass away somehow no matter what it may seem like the devil won but the life is in the GOD not the worthless one. They missed me with the attitude the weight is not enough the bump has never come near me that can rally shake me up they grab at straws and miss them and then drown. They try to eat me up but eye am round.
They fill the cup with excessiveness and cannot make a fist.
They howl at darkened moons on ice planets they miss me with the weapons they have formed they falter and they throb in lust with one another the women with the women the men with all the rest.

I,CharlaX

I,CharlaX
I,CharlaX


Who was eye eye was mee I am who and eye and I and i am me. I,CharlaX, I darkstone. I Charlie, for i like charlie best. I can almost here her voice when she types out I love You Charlie I think her love sustains me in my chest where love doth dwell in heart so blessed by Jesus now at rest. I lay me down I,Charlie, for what is sorrow but a test I, CharlaX, I overcome I learn to love myself.

Maladroit

Maladroit

someone close to me is still not reading this they left me so forelorn they left me broke my heart gave misery they left me they left me for a break a holiday has come for her but eye pounded on these keys for several weeks and missed her every day she has to see she must see the love she has for me inside these words the broken love of linda the sad sad things the devil brought to visit me with the broken glass in the window of the diner where eye worked the wind pushing those tumbled weeds past me into the yard of the house where there is no one lives eye have never been so sad and missing heart is skipping love is hidden the very stones would crack at the frown upon my face why even question love and then when she returns upon the morrow my elation may cripple me taking my heart for this is love when it is torn apart and missing for longer then one day eye am a maladroit

Athiest

Athiest

Athiest

Because of all the suffering and hate and killing and things like that in this world. (Christian says BUT wait thats Why he made Jesus.) But a lot of poor people still suffer even they pray they got bad teeth they hurt they suffer. (Christian has to agree with this.) (I think it takes great faith to be healed its something we dont have today.) My mother was murdered in her sleep they euthanished her. My Christianity says she went to be with Jesus. I saw people so called healed on Television Sunday they showed the fillings in the teeth as iff GOD had placed them back they said they lost them WHY WHY WHAY would an all powerfull living GOD replace FILLINGS? He would have replaced them teeth with NEW ONES. Its all in how you believe. Are there any absolutes left when the Bible calls the Jesus Messiah is that because he is only Jewish. Just a man. Was Jesus Athiest? Or just devoutist. The Bible is a Hebrew document. How can I as a gentleman understand it. Was Saint Peter a Divine Or just a man that was called to serve. His shadow healed some people. Let me step sidewise into your shadow Athiest hide me from the SON. There is more questions then answers what about time travel why cannot I fly like Superman where is that Read S upon my chest and where is the Gate to Heaven must I die like a dog to get there. Is it really a Giant Pearl there. Or do they call it a Pearly gate just to confuse the Athiest.

New Orleans and Two

New Orleans


A time of sorrow at least it came
[by wind] and not by hand of man
to give ones life is hard enough
to lose a city by God's command
at least it's not so rough
the way of life at your command
is flooded.

Charles Robert Hice

Copyright ©2006 Charles Hice


New Orleans II


The battle of New Orleans
was fought with wind and rain,
no one won,but all have come
to feel the loss of home a homeless
person feels,he feels his loss
he feels his pain,he lives
from one day to the next
the same way and manner
all the rest of you do,
and sometimes better.

Charles Robert Hice

Copyright ©2006 Charles Hice

facebookrule#addtional1

Harry is a Monkey but she dont care what Harry has in his underwear as long as Harry makes those Dollar signs with paypal to her bank accounts. You can sign away the lifetime iff you can steal enought credits. My friends list says 219 friends. There is about 13 real ones there. The old lady is on facebook but she hardly ever looks so eye got myself a girlfriend. Eye had three of them once but two of them left me there is only one thats worth anything (Megan) but there is usually two of them online at differant times. The honesty of a man is painful to his Girlfriend trust me now even iff she says she is not jealous she really dont want to hear about my chat with my old lady. She could just care less. The old lady just wont mention this she has to knoe about the girlfriends. Mabe thats why she just ignores my facebook. Eye am not gonna double click every page in an effort to get them to open up fully whats up with that you dirty ROBOT ? facebook is a failure for the social development of mankind as a whole wretched creature but iff you count me and the girlfriend its a worthwhile endeavour. Iff someone finds the excuse to leave you there is a good chance they were never with you. facebookrule#additional1

Fable Five

Fable Five


IN THREE PARTS

Part One: The DOVE

eye picked up the dove now dead creature clasped him to my bosom brest
no sorrow feeling only life within my chest
eye enabled faith eye tossed the dove
upward into tree for landscaping seems to me a more decent burial rest
one word escaped my lipps eye just said JESUS
eye wish that eye could tell ewe that the dove it flew away
eye did not tempt the LORD this day
the bird went further on my throw
eye expected just to here the branches crashing at his fall
eye expected him to make a lot of noises there was none
no it did not fall
there is hope inside of mee still and yet that yes it flew
this dove to Heaven when it left.

Part Two: Dandylion

when the gardeners of the palace make the grass a certain size
they run the mowers side by side
to make the power gasses cut the grasses
every one of the now chopped to pieces dandelions gone
except mye one
in a state of childlike fate eye ran to edge of lawn and placed some of my baggage down long enough to kick the dandelion down
a man my age just having certain fun
and smile remembering a childhood never found

Part Three: New Blue Jeans

the shortest part of fable five is this the three part not contrived
the jeans are long on legs so short and waisted wide to hide the layers eye needed to survive a cold and cheerless night
eye tore the tags from pockets soon to hold my treasures of a man long old and finding love in one dear place mye ewe she loves the way eye dress she loves my look upon my face when eye just smile embrace
she must be smiling now at FABLE FIVE.

A Travesty of Paroday

ATravestyOfParoday



CharlaXWilliamsShakes



To be, or not to be the be; that is the bare odds thoms That makes this travesty of so long this poem: For who would fartheewell while bare, still Naked in the Wood do come to Dunsinane my Lady take some sun with eye. But that the fear of something after sunburn comes Murders the innocent sheep,she is ewe Great nature's second course, burnt meat so true

And makes us rather slip the bales into the breaches of outrageous fortune Than flys upon that white rice we know not of. There's the respect must give us both respect: Wake up ewe with thy knocking! I would thou shoulderest, For times chalices are full of scorns the whipping comes askance, The oppressor's thongs, the proud man's costumes, The law's jail days in delay, and the quietus eruptus which his pains might take, away with solitude In the crypt of the dead and burial of the night, when church rings the mourning bells for burial In dromedairy suits of solemn black. But that the undiscovered American country from whose caskets no travellers return Breathes forth contagious colds on the world, And thus the native daughter of resolution, like the poor pussy eye the adage, Is cycled o'er with careless skaters, And all the clouds that lowered o'er our upturned noses, With this regard their currency turned to spents; And loosen the name of geese. 'Tis a consumption devoutly to be cherished. But soft you, the fair Janet: Opt not thy homeopathic and marbled pills. But get thee to a nunnery — go!





WilliamCrisis
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Charles Robert Hice Read Mark Twains version to get a good comparison. >..< This is not Plagerism but paroday. Thznkx all of you you made myh whole day better :=))))
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Stenciled

Stenciled

Too many too much too not enought.
Pencil
squared letters lined up funny
mark up the walls
no one reads the penciled stenciled
they like the ones with chalk
the markers get them all the readers come

Screw

Screw



Screw
FOr our purposes today we will assume that most people knoe what a Screw is and is used for and what they look like and what the tool is called the DRIVER and what they look like there is several heads not just them straight ones. For now this is not a discussion of the Philips or the Cross. The reason eye have called all of you today together is the Screw. The way to use one. The very way to putt one in the slot the hole the board or wall. Someone has to make the HOW TO SCREW a screw manual of arms. ASSUMing you have the things you need to start. Take the DRIVER in your hand grasp the shaft firmly so your hand will not slip up or down too much when screwing. Take a small hammer and tap the screw to get it started. This takes patience and a good eye. You may be attempted to hammer the screw all the way down when you see it turning with every blow. However there is that risk. After you start your screw take the Driver well in hand and make sure its centered in the slot atop the screw and flushed. Begin to turn the screw and keep twisting the Driver do not unhand the driver but move the Driver back and forth. You can also go complete around and start over with anothor hasty grip the Driver find the slot and flush it up. Twist and turn and twist the thing. When you are almost there to the end just keep going. Its too late to think of everything so just make the screw flat against the objection you are screwing. Repeat this responsive meditation as many times as necessary to add several more screws to this one. Screw one screw two its all in how you screw.

Alien Snafu

Alien Snafu

The signal device has to be above the tree line to home in on the ship. They have to see the signal clear to follow it down to the lake is the only chance to make a crash landing. The lander began the climb she could not look down she was so busy just moving up the angle changing every few feet this tree was taller than the forest. Up she went sliding her long legs faster she went she had to get the signal in place before the craft became visible lives were at stake she lost all thoughts of falling as she began moving faster she had to reach the top now. She stopped moving only once. She looked into her crash site and she froze. There was the dead pilot and the debris from her saucer. She shuddered and lost her fear and crept forward gaining momentum as she went faster ever faster not looking down again. As she moved up over the tree line the Army began firing. The bullits bouncing harmless off of her carapace she laughed down at the Human face he was hovering very close now just trying to get a shot into her he was trying to stop her from placing the signal she reached out and pinched him he dropped into the tree line in two seperated pieces she was weeping as she reached the very top of the tree she turned on the signal as the tree held her up she placed the signal holder and she fell headlong back the way she had come as the saucer came down screaming from the American sky she died only after knoeing she had saved all those lives. The saucer leveled off and skipped like a stone on the lake water. The ramp fell into the sand on the side of lakeshore drive. Quite near where you live now. They began to leave the saucer will they thrive?

Staywithmeinafieldofstone

Staywithmeinafieldofstone

my faith in question the real shaken upp inside is hurting my spirit lives my body dies when ignored by love the closer you try to get the distance greater then its span is impossible to traverse while life itself is engulfed she cant let you knoe that she is love why do real women make such a fuss about romance they hold you in the palms of them hands then squeeze you in the fingertips and hold you like the worm you are by definition love. worn out hearts not sure of your intentions lady is a nightmare of wishings. she is not underage but was married once with children. real life was too much of a challenge eye was beaten she knoes that eye am homeless she knoes eye dont motor car or highway stalk she is safe as long as eye stay here eye will not ever hurt you love. eye will drip my love steadily and intentioned. eye will ignore the way she just ignores me she may not even be hung over. porn queens who went all the way dont thrill me at all eye love the innocent and the Lady to be mine will refrain from midnight love with anyone but eye. Jealousy just means. The love only wants to be the only one. A man dont want to see his errors in print. his feet dont move far enough for love. If you make something obscure and mystical they love to try to guess just what it was you were writing about. eye am embarressed to be alive. the shock of being beaten beyond life and becoming a survivor. eye wish them movies meant something Girlfriend eye really knoe how smart you are how brilliant you are you keep those Trivias forever. The harsh truth is this. They make movies to make money its not about the films the plots the actors its why the movies made today are so sensational and forgettable no one remembers them a few minutes after leaving the theater the movie is over. a man gives his heart to his woman and thats how it is until its over not over with the woman but over with his heart. so would you stay with me in a field of stone.

BigTopper

BigTopper

Over. Over the topper. Over blown. Over the rainbow. When we forced the Rocket down on Antares innermost planet for repairs there was no color there. It was not dark or light or white or red or yellow near the sun. We almost took too long to get HER going off that smallest rock in orbit. You call your vessels her no one refers to Rockets as male. And the symbolism should not be lost on ewe. It is the way that we were formed from Birth canals. The spanners fixed the hull we are now taking off to Earth it will be good to see mye Girlfriend again eye must remember that even iff she knoes about the wife she does not yet have her namme at least not yet and so there is a little breathing space for eye. Eye have mye hand on the stardrive but its not ready to rocket. IN just a few more moments its a go. Coming up on it. Almost to the release point. Just a little more lingering. Wait. Eye had to move the pods over they were getting fuel backed up. Now to realign the shaft. The stress of all these G forces makes a wonderful release. All systems go. Eye jumped and its all over now. We did the BigTopper. Earth is next on the Star Chart. INnuendoe.

BigTopper

BigTopper

Over. Over the topper. Over blown. Over the rainbow. When we forced the Rocket down on Antares innermost planet for repairs there was no color there. It was not dark or light or white or red or yellow near the sun. We almost took too long to get HER going off that smallest rock in orbit. You call your vessels her no one refers to Rockets as male. And the symbolism should not be lost on ewe. It is the way that we were formed from Birth canals. The spanners fixed the hull we are now taking off to Earth it will be good to see mye Girlfriend again eye must remember that even iff she knoes about the wife she does not yet have her namme at least not yet and so there is a little breathing space for eye. Eye have mye hand on the stardrive but its not ready to rocket. IN just a few more moments its a go. Coming up on it. Almost to the release point. Just a little more lingering. Wait. Eye had to move the pods over they were getting fuel backed up. Now to realign the shaft. The stress of all these G forces makes a wonderful release. All systems go. Eye jumped and its all over now. We did the BigTopper. Earth is next on the Star Chart. INnuendoe.

BigTopper

BigTopper

Over. Over the topper. Over blown. Over the rainbow. When we forced the Rocket down on Antares innermost planet for repairs there was no color there. It was not dark or light or white or red or yellow near the sun. We almost took too long to get HER going off that smallest rock in orbit. You call your vessels her no one refers to Rockets as male. And the symbolism should not be lost on ewe. It is the way that we were formed from Birth canals. The spanners fixed the hull we are now taking off to Earth it will be good to see mye Girlfriend again eye must remember that even iff she knoes about the wife she does not yet have her namme at least not yet and so there is a little breathing space for eye. Eye have mye hand on the stardrive but its not ready to rocket. IN just a few more moments its a go. Coming up on it. Almost to the release point. Just a little more lingering. Wait. Eye had to move the pods over they were getting fuel backed up. Now to realign the shaft. The stress of all these G forces makes a wonderful release. All systems go. Eye jumped and its all over now. We did the BigTopper. Earth is next on the Star Chart. INnuendoe.

LarryCOllinsBDAYDrive

LarryCOllinsBDAYDrive

Five hour driving is tire eng. You have to pick a destination then mapp. The lines form on the left and on the right. Stay between them white lines Larry. Once you have the determination you may begin. There is a time zone demarcation. When you cross that meridian line you will do two things. One thing you may do is gain time. The Other thing is you may LOSE time. It depends on the time. It depends on the Earths rotation and the DIRECTION you are driving on the mapp. You need a directional finder on your phone. You need to be able to use the restroom in the car. Can your wife drive the car Larry they make many styles and colors now. Porto potty mouths. They look like bedpans and they work but man that smell will drive. You have to seal the lid now Larry you need to be behind the wheel to drive. Happy (number goes here) Larry. This has been LarryCollinsBDAYDrive.

JesusSigns

JesusSigns

ANd yet and iff eye say too you tommorrow iff eye say to you MONROE would you think of Jesus ashes laying near the road. Louisana had a fire. Red Hot Jesus styrofoams. Toast no marshmallows save all the bread for loaves. IMages of JEsus come and come and go. Shrouded in the mists of Turin. Seen upon a dozen bakers loafs. Signs and Wonders truths are told of Statues weeping blood mostly in religious catholic places hands and feet and side simulated blood dripping down the Aisles. The Cross on Mars near that photogenetic City there. Its on the Moon. That Cross is everywhere. Mabe Martians worshipped Jesus long ago. Those canals just catacombs of love. Every homeless Mission house is singing songs for supper. Every meeting hall in Church and every hall of suffer. There is homeless meeting Jesus in the sky holding up his Toasted Bread to see the face of Jesus there inside. Jesus in the hallway floating inner space. Jesus in the air at every Country Fair they sell those Jesus faced muffins there. Hurray Hurray Step Write Upp and get your cupp with Jesus mugged. There is Little Jesus Faced Doggies nodding up and down and up and down in the window of every Cadillac in Monroe town. Every doorway full of bread that looks suprised like Jesus head. The people stopped at only just one place and Jesus will never see his Jesus face on Money. The new money will be only one image of the devil son. The bread of evil 666 the image of the beast is never Jesus kissed. The Bread of Life is full of Jesus Images.

LengthofDays

LengthofDays

Its inn the bible show me the chapter and vice versa no way dont eye look like a layed back man. Thats layman. Casting these perils before eating pork grinds against my teeth. What version of the bible are ewe inn. Big Grin. King James was a lame king of queens. He once showed a pretense. Eye once saw a moving picture show where the Sorcerer walked into a battle and left after all the men were killed he was the only one to survive. Eye need his tailor, Andy. The United Nations is in place the United One World Government when they send out troops from other countries they wear that United Nations Uniform now. With the patches on the sleeves with the circles and arrows explaining. What country you are from America. Its usually the Flag patched there. But you are no longer a green machine your helmut is now blue. YOu have left the sanctions of the Country road and gone into the twilight zones. When you fall in battle perhaps they might send you to ROME. But iff you win your fight you will never be completely at home in Baltimore again. This Country as a Military Power is at end. You who nod the head at others in the field are friends the JEWS wear Mufti as a leader in the Army but they frown down as you do at people who wear civilian clothing in the field the enemy is US. AWOL the boys sold the uniforms for drinking money they drank Vanilla Extract and Listerine in the barracks while OBAMA gets wasted on Turnpiketimelime Juice in Washingtown at nite. Eye have written this poem once before now in other words. Perhaps this made a sore spot on my LengthofDays.

Draggonflies

Draggonflies

Aeiou and sometimes draggonflies. Y and w two. TODAY. The person is the window of the mirror of the activity we do is all they can see of us. A Central theme looking for bread was intent on scoring while some was in my hand eye was carefully placeing the bread away into one of my three homeless bags when. The Policeman tried not to laugh at me too much. He was smiling big and hiding his grin from me was tough for him because his voice had the edge of cold steel in it from barking at drunks. He tried to approach me but was already wanting to leave. He said it clearly. GO ahead and gather up your bread, BUT THEN I (the policeman said this part) I want you to leave this area. I do not want you here. Mabe the parade comes this way later on this afternoon. But that does not explain the look he gave me was venom as he drove away for eye had said THANK YOU to him and he asked me to repeat it like he had never heard it from someone on his street eye said THANK YOU again. He looked like he had seen the end of the street fold up into a draggonflies.

DeScribner

DeScribner
Can you understand amoebae when they tear each one into to be two new amoebae does it hurt them or fulfill them to divide and conquer life? When eye have her love. When she is missing me or eye am missing love. Time stretches and becomes painful in its lack of hold upon reality. It does not near my sex but thumps the bottom of mye heart. Eye would be with her face to face and take quite some time to ever mention more then love. A little boy she has found a heart so full of want. All the things eye missed in my young life she holds. She has them all. She has mye love inside her heart. The wonderful she am. It would be easier to climb a needle up into the farthest reaches of the sky. Then to explain my lack of feeling badly when mye love tells me she loves me is the only time eye cry.

Discrepancy

Discrepancy

"Bring me a soda honey." This is what a man says after work is over and he is at home with wifey. When he is at work he is a boss but he is nice. He shows the woman person come to buy the sample case and says. "Please take your time. HURRY UPP honey he is yelling at his wifey. Eye really need that soda SOME TIME TODAY." When he was back at work he had it back to back to say. "Tell me what you eye has caught. Tell me what you may have come to want." And he is gently pulling at her hand. The wifey walks into the room and gingerly holds out the soda cause he grabs. The wifey redials the phone redials the channel selector then sits down. He guzzles the soda and nuzzles the edge of the can. "Do you want another one" she says. He frowns and bellows "NO not now. Cant you see they are on our 50 yard line? " When the woman lifts her hand at work and points out her new purchase he is quick to underscore the new purchase agreement and make her sign on the dotted and this is what he says " I have come to reverantly worship all women." When the game is over halfway over and the third quarter starts to move the ball he smiles over at the wifey and he BURPS real loud. "GO GET ME ANOTHER SODA" and she bows.

29

29

The beginning of the end of April
there is now NO COMDEMNATION to those who say Christ Jesus somewhere it is written in the Bible subject matter natter that the tongue can not be tamed by eye no matter for we look to Jesus to deliver not the works of so dead a fleshly life. In answer to another we can justify. Iff he uses murder as his premises iff he says bad things to me am eye too justify myself in using bad words back to him of course eye can. Eye scream eye curse eye fall all apart on the sidewalk. Then eye stop and think but way too late. Did eye just become the antichrist again. WHY did eye let that devil of man get under mye skin is there some retaliation eye can offer him but mye own foul words again? WHAT HAPPENED to eye become a devil just like the man that cannot justify the monkey eye become was him, He started it. Why does not everybody understand. ? Try barking this. Iff eye could remove the Devil from me by pulling the line out of the soul of man and finding the little sign post at the end and then removing the plate that says the Devil from man from me from eye would not hesitate to do this for myself.

twentysixthaprilhasanactualpoem

twentysixthaprilhasanactualpoem
An Actual Poem

a rose is multi colored hues
an orchid even has blends and colored lies
but a violet is only blue
many differant shades its true
but blue
the color of my love is blue
the love inside me never lies
she is made of girl things plums and skies
while eye lie blue and lost from love
the blue is anger hiding love from you
for eye am hurt by all the time thats gone
do not fly away from me in homemade thing
forever lost to eye

23 p PhilosophersStone

23 p PhilosophersStone

Somewhere lost in time there was lots of poets there in time was lots of poets where in time there was lots of poets there. They went to the Obelisk of Poetry. It was found at the Anchient Library near the field of flowers. It was made of lead back when. It was made of dread. They stood inside the field of flowers there in April 1595 they fried like eggs inside the field of flowers there in April there in 1595 them poets cried. They screamed out poetry in one huge burst of the final try. ROSES aer read. Violets aer never blue for they all get read too. In books and volumes of our golden POETRY and when they yelled this golden word they cried out at the same time cried. Obelisk of dread stayed lead. They wailed they read poems they drank water from the Styx. They tried again they failed to turn it over to the GOld. They used the incantations in the book of poetry from old. They waved the magic at the sky as they had all been told. But not one poet could turn the tower into gold the Tower made of lead stayed lead. There is where the poets died they died there one by one in fields of flowers near the tower made of lead they stayed there dead for they attempted fate they tried to turn the lead into the gold to make the first Philosophers Stone.

Snibbish

Snibbish
For Day Fourteen of April

NOt the snob but the snibbish the way they overlook the worm they avidly pounce on others but ognore the one that learns. Had you a letter on your sweater it would have not been burned. As now eye must go prove my love by playing solo in the muck puddled on the ground eye let it lie and shott. Women kiss the air near the cheeky. They wave the hand backwards in non commital dissmissal. They might allow a man to love but it would never occur to them to get him atrophy all bye themselves the dress stays on the hem is torn. Age of school in session nothing occurs to them but messing running in the land escaping jumping off to show his prowess to the girls was laughing at him treating this old man to whacking they told him to beat me up he looked like he was starting to throw up they have that slim too none is there no sassafrass back there a boy is not a man a man should have some kind of meat inside them pants. He is right to look that way he has no father he has no mother he has two girls who try to destroy him his self worth is sex his life is a cotext message from the places they must hide to dance. Eye cutt offed mye beard is gone its laying on the hill outside the tent eye resemble more mye picture now on facebook so there it stays no need to make replacemeant. UNder locking read this lion as iff it was no one is talking Cleveland OH my god is there in lala land they read the poem to the air. While CharlaX makes his non existant cell phone call to Jesus there in Isreal Hello this is Ronald McDOnald land is this Jesus ? and Jesus says Oye Vey yon Snibbish while CharlaX nods his head and says okay. ANd Robots try again to place the call. Read the fine printted law. Snibbish.

For MelodaY. Mel Griffin
Snibbish
Para el día catorce del mes de abril
¿No es el esnobismo, pero el snibbish pasar por alto la forma en que el gusano que ávidamente se abalanzan sobre los demás, pero ognore el que aprende. ¿Había una carta en su jersey de que no habría sido quemado. Como ahora los ojos deben ir probar mi amor por jugar en solitario en el barro charcos en los ojos de tierra deja mentir y Shott. Las mujeres besan el aire cerca de la descarada. Agitan la mano hacia atrás en dissmissal commital no. Se podría permitir a un hombre para amar, pero nunca se les ocurriría a buscarlo atrofia todos se despidió el vestido se queda en el borde está desgarrado. Edad de la escuela en nada período de sesiones se les ocurre meterse, pero se ejecuta en la tierra escapar saltando para demostrar su destreza con las chicas se reían de él el tratamiento de este anciano que golpear le dijo que era un fantástico hasta que parecía que estaba empezando a tirar hasta que tienen que Slim no demasiado no hay Sassafrass allá un niño no es un hombre un hombre debe tener algún tipo de carne dentro de ellos los pantalones. Es derecho de mirar de esa manera no tiene padre que no tiene madre que tiene dos niñas que tratar de destruir su autoestima es el sexo de su vida es un mensaje cotexto de los lugares que deben hacer olvidar a bailar. Cutt ojos uso único barba mye se ha ido de su imposición de la colina fuera de la carpa se parecen a los ojos imagen más mye ahora en facebook por lo que se queda sin necesidad de hacer replacemeant. bloquearse en leer este león como si y sólo si era nadie habla Cleveland OH mi dios hay en la tierra lala que leen el poema en el aire. Mientras CharlaX hace su llamada no existe teléfono celular a Jesús allí en Isreal Hola, éste es Ronald McDonald de la tierra es este Jesús? y Jesús dice Oye Vey yon Snibbish mientras CharlaX asiente con la cabeza y dice bien. Y Robots, vuelva a intentar realizar la llamada. Lea la ley printted bien. Snibbish.

BUzzardPHoned

BUzzardPHoned

Dedicate eye this to Mel Griffin
Day NINE of April Poetry Challenged
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater poem #873674
We here at Zappersunlimited.com appreciate the fact that you women can never find your phones. Cell phones that is. Just add the new redial to your Brand New Buzzard Phone with Thundar Screaming option. This option is only available for a short time until the Government of several countries takes us back to court again to make us stop selling this. Redial the phone at the last place you think you may have lost it then hit the Thundar Screaming option button. The best thing to do then iff it works is hold your hands up over your ears and wait for it to stop then search the general location where you heard the Screaming Thundar is only on this phone the Brand New Buzzard Phone. NOT SOLD in Germany. Buzzard Phone is sold for 99$$pp.xx everywhere but Germany. Get them in the ALpine places. Readthesmallprintfornowarrentyexpressedorimpliedohthiswasit. The Screaming Thundar Option Button can be added for an extra amount determined by the black market person you are dealing with. We are a candy company. Thats Tandem you idiot. Wait. Eye lost my cell phone in the bottom of the tent when eye hit the added Screaming Thundar Option Button it blew off the bottom of the hill. Remember Mel each Item is still sold seperately. YOu can not add our button to another phone neither can you buy the phone without the button OH wait oh yes you can. Sorry mye mistake. Secret word for Arg sustantivo entina. Sir Ronald Plence is the Treasurer he is the richest man in New York City. He is my Monkies Uncle. Not really ewe. Eye work for Whirly.

SIXsecretSIXLouverSIX

SIXsecretSIXLouverSIX

WilliamShakesonDaySIX
SixPenceSpent
This is actually a poem bye ElizibethBaringBrown
XLII
'My future louver will not copy fair my past six spent cents'—
I wrote that once when not a farthing found; not thinking of my side a thorny spot of ground
My ministering life-angel ewe was justified
The word by this appealing look upcast my face my nose disgraced
To the white throne of God, eye turned at last,
And there, instead, saw Jesus near the ewe , not unallied
To angels in our souls! Then I, long tired of ewes headaches By natural ills, received the comfort fast, and a pocket full of sixppences While budding, at thy sight, my pilgrim's staff
Gave out green leaves with morning dews impearled. INdeed a full year past at mye faith house.
I seek no copy now of life's first half: we can not turn and enter womb of Mother drear
Leave here the pages with long musing curled up the ewe upon her divine divan,
And write me new my future's epigraph, with paper purchased with our new sixpences
New angel mine, the ewe unhoped for in the world! We rule with all the sixpence we can hurl at churl both men and women.

Sonnetteers

Sonnetteers

Fourteen lines that rhyme with finery poetically correctly avidly indubitably Don Juan Carlos Santyana CharlaX prosed poetry. Off course eye got it wrong there is sixteen finery. Don Quixote Don Wand Don Sand Don Subliminal Don INcredible Don Suggestible INedible. a-b-a-b, c-d-c-d, e-f-e-f cheat code for sonneteers.
An ominus beginning Joe Cocker is the greatest blues singer no one thinks of him that way,
but rock and roll beginnings all the old songs sound like him.
Government Mule sounds like Joe Cockers old band,
but only iff they had sang a Million Miles to go back then.
Autonomous uncertain songs we heard no one can remember them now that no one cares for them at all,
Below this fruited plane the Jets were crashing all in vain.
Chased into the air the waves reverberate the radio brings the pain, Delivered my soul the musick did.
Chasten white in soul the bones laid barely there the sound brings back the pain, Determined to be myeslef again.
Entertainment where we find it in words of praise we make it for the readers pleased, future makers of the prose.
Enter worker writer poet planting seeds of maternity growing something sweet, deciphering. Bring the docket make the mark chop the head bury the bones let me go on to Heaven with them Sonnetteers.

CharlaXPerfidy

CharlaXPerfidy


CharlaXPerfidy
My boots is more important then my fish is less important then my pants is more important then my drink is less important then my bath is least important then them all eye take a change of clothing from the wall of snow is hiding me wont last its melting hurry fast is not an option food is plentifull repast eye eat more then eye need but nothing lasts eye listen to the India refrain the Jethro Tull in pain my sorrow flees away the ear is more important then the tooth is more important then the eye is more important then the rain has stopped the snow has gone the sun is shining down on God above with His Own Son looks down and frowns on Man fingerpainting was the best thing ever done the child was happy then limits of a forgotten place eye tried to hide my pleasure from the human race the teacher sees she knoes that this young boy has found some pleasure in this painting making swirls making holes quick hide the paper tear it up tear it up tear it up ah oh ah oh my god dont let them see dont let them know they must not they must not ever know what hidden pleasure this boy does the limits of a heart grow up

GoodCaseScenerio

GoodCaseScenerio

GoodCaseScenerio
thought one
eye can scoot booger down the highway back to arizona stop
not the best idea she ever had stop
i like to make this look like its a telegraphic stop
I can walk or hitchhike the bike will not make it there stop
eye i I AI see stop
arizona is not an option stop
thought two
eye can try to stay here ici sneaking past the paintball guarding the building they are making for the tourists stop
even iff they ignored the white elephant on the lawn they would step over to the fence and shott them paint balls down on topp of mye tarpp stop
I could start over and make another Bizarro land Colorado place to live dont laught at me I really thought about this one a lot there is nothing wrong with this idea stop
eye could make a fortress near the reservoir on the topp of the hill and stay in winter all my life stop
i could like to stay but twold give the lambea heart failure i must rethink this attitude i have of survival is what kept me alive all winter stop
third thought is best
GoodCaseScenerio is to leave now Colorado on the buss and wake up Tuesday Mourning in New Mexico to look for a new internet connection this is what the babay lameba wants STOP
Guess where CharlaX is going now STop.
Next stop is New Mexico on a GoodCaseScenerio.

"What may this mean,

"What may this mean,

That thou, dead corse, again in complete steel
Revisit'st thus the glimpses of the moon?
"http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=charlax+sonnets&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=charlax
+sonnets&fp=f15a301262521d7 there is a line break in this can you find it ewe. Doth resist the age of charlax makes the prose.
Entereth the Sonneteth. A Dropper Namme John Hemminge and Henry Condell were fellowes of this Barded One. They gave and gave and gave.
Sonnet 17 Who will believe my verse in time to come
Who will believe my verse in time to come,
we were writting in clairvouyence mode
If it were fill'd with your most high deserts?
Twas Iron Man we were writting of.
Though yet, heaven knows, it is but as a tomb
that suit of armour that he wore so red and gold
Which hides your life and shows not half your parts.
If I could write the beauty of your eyes
we never see behind the mask of Irony
And in fresh numbers number all your graces,
the military aspects
The age to come would say 'This poet lies:
there is no Iron Man there is no god
Such heavenly touches ne'er touch'd earthly faces.'
withe marks of wounds lest Jesus surface
So should my papers yellow'd with their age
the poet falters in the face of this insurgence
Be scorn'd like old men of less truth than tongue,
this man of Iron is purley comical
And your true rights be term'd a poet's rage
iff this be true let poets rage on pages of periodicals
And stretched metre of an antique song:
I am Iron Mon(sic)
But were some child of yours alive that time,
this young CharlaX wept on every comix page
You should live twice; in it and in my rhymed verses
you can guess the meaning of the ages comes
this Iron Man song
and dances.

OLDSuperMan

OLDSuperMan

Eye awoke my Superssuit was still keeping me warm but eye could not fly. The hair was growing long and a beard eye wondered why. No trouble with my super hearing was intact. I heard the ballgame near the track. I tried to fly only once more and so I fell and felt the pain my supersstrength was missing. Walking in the night in search of the yellow sun. Surely when the sun comes up I can start my run and fly away. The Kryptonite eye just realized had made me age. I had taken out the Gold it makes effects on me I knoe I should not use it but it is addictive always making strang affects. A man just asked me for a light for his long cigarette I tried but only made it smoke a little on the end. No real Heat Vision was the result of all that Gold Kryptonion. He was sucking hard when I left over my shoulder looking back he was trying to make that sucker light. Gold Kryptonite has made me older then the hills surrounding this Metropolis these rilles that I can no longer see from being in the sky. I cry a little cry of joy at seeing this strang red sunrise but no it is not Krypton only Sol has come to warm me I feel a little of my strength return when the Golden Orb of sunlight comes up over this horizen now the enemies of man will see this Superman indeed an alien capable of flight my suit the colors of your flag but yellow for the sun instead of white for the American Glory. The Gold Kryptonite has worked too long and now its over as I rise in flight to make this City safe a good American I fly in patterans over all the city scape to search out Criminals and take them down. OLDSuperman is Superman much younger now again with SuperPowers. Prowd.

ScourMoueINn

ScourMoueINn

Sahrah tends. Sahrah tends the bar at the Inn. The ScourMoueINn. She washes dishes passes out Ale to the largesse man drinks droughts ever pays. IN the corner passing unnoticed is the small monkish man with the leer, so eye watch young Sahrah tend. When approached reproaches some nervous curses foiled. Foible but talented drinking no ale at his table but soda just impaling his eye upon Sahrah, sure he is never noticed young love never notices old want. His blemishes fails. She comes laying left on the table near the old mans soda was a Valentine Heart full of young love twisting it turning it over the old man read Sahrah loves... but the namme was failing no namme was forthcoming his misunderstanding was in thinking Sahrah never loves him, she loves everyone just the same as she tends even him. The largesse man no threat head bent half asleep full of Ale on the table. They soon all get away. Sahrah came. She stood looking inside like all young women have there own interest do. Reaching her hand out to touch once the elder mans beard. Then they left the largesse man there asleep turned the Key to the Door of the Inn. A Valentines Heart will come true. At the ScourMoueINn. Sarah tends.

CharlaXCartooms

CharlaXCartooms

Bizarro Superman talked like a great ape Mister Mxyzptik was so much funn to a young. Soom there will be further episodes of doom. Bizarro Superman was from an odd shaped planet cubed but wait eye want this to be a reflection of mye memory and not the truth. He spoke in a certain dialect mabe thats where charlax gets his predicate and adjective disagreements. LIke me am bizarro superman ??? this is before i look it up. And Mister Mxyzptik always gave Superman the fits and wiggles. He was a time traveller from a differant demonsion is that write? Gentle minion now some facts added to see how good the charlax memory. This is actual text from the comic books. First Bizarro Superman. First the backgrounded. Bizarro is an imperfect duplicate of Superman, originally created by Lex Luthor. Luthor built a "duplication ray" to create a living copy of the Man of Steel, who presumably would serve the villain in his war against Superman. Luthor's device created a flawed copy of the original, but the creature inherited enough of Superman's character to rebel against Luthor's demanding rules. Originally resembling Superman, the monster's looks degenerated quickly. His skin turned pasty white, his every contour acquired a rough edge, and his hair was a spiky tangle. Luthor used the adjective "bizarre" to describe what he had created, and the creature mistook it for his name: Bizarro was born. Now for the ensample. This is Bizarro Superman speaking. Bizarro am near-perfect not-copy of Superman, last unmade by dumb good guy Luthor. Baldy unbuilt a "not-copier" to unmake dead ringer of Man of Steel, so Baldy not control him to love Superman lots. Luthor's thingy made real good Superman twin brother Bizarro, but him lost too much from Superman, so Bizarro join Luthor and help him rules the world. Recently never looking like Superman, Bizarro got handsomer slowly. Him got tan, improved looks, and snappy haircut. Baldy not call Bizarro "bizarre," unlike what he never made, so Bizarro correctly guess not-name: Bizarro was dead. Now for Mxyzptik. "Mr. Mxyztplk" (as his name was originally spelled) was introduced as an imp from the fifth dimension. Not being bound by our physical laws, he could do things that seemed to be magical. In his first appearance, Mxyztplk wreaked havoc across Metropolis by using his powers to pull all manner of pranks. He soon told Superman that he was a jester in his home dimension, explaining why he used his powers to play practical jokes. I changed only two places in this text to make it flow a good prose. Poetry is hard a chosen vice of CMBizarroXYharzplaxtikSUperman. How did eye do mye great full minions.

LastSmithWordShoppe

LastSmithWordShoppeforbooksinnSnoetry

Snoetry is the last word at this book shoppe now for new books in the snow. The end of books has come 1984 has won. After Borsenik and Burroughs gave a September reading at The Last Wordsmith Book Shoppe, (just outside of Erie, PA) Burroughs says he jokingly suggested that they host a poetry festival there. Jokes became serious, and before long, Borsenik, Burroughs, and Megan Collins, owner of the store, birthed Snoetry. Life has come and the book store is gone but will always be remembered by one wait by someone inn this poem a tribute to love. Anyone can work a jobb it takes love to make a place to read poetry. To also sell the paperback writers that we love to read her namme is Megan she wears glasses and affection in her smile. Hope is that someday she will host another book shoppe somewhere in her lifeline ink is in her blood

WHAT: Snoetry: A Winter Wordfest
WHERE: The Last Wordsmith Book Shoppe, 17 E. Main St., North East, PA
WHEN: Sat., Someday. 16, 1pm-midnight
The last word will be OPEN says me to the new Bookshoppe we all hope that it will be soom someday will come we can hardly wait for SNoetry to come again after all the Last Word SMythe inn Snoetry is TRY TRY again please stay tuned to all your local radio and television news stations for more infomotion on the Poetry situation news at Eleven on Four on this LastSmithWordShoppeforbooksinnSnoetry poem .

RealLifeAagain

RealLifeAagain

1. http://www.poetrypoem.com/charlax7 Late to mye own funerial survices
2. Limited to other services
3. City Buss did not come to get me the first buss was noticably absent from the highway
4. Coffee shoppe man is business man eye am not angry after all he is here to make money
5. No one is immune from need however eye had two cupps one free refilled the extra refill for 50 cents will not kill me iff i miss it eye am not gonna buy a new cupp and over do it
6. I may need to look elsewhere for a new cupp of coffee and internet connection however since I already paid full price for a coffee and got my free refill I am sitting pretty ugly now because I am not worth a paper cupped
7. I would have given him 50 cents which seems to be enought to pay for the price of the cupped however he did not want to waste his paper cupp on me there is two schools of thought
8. Perhaps the other coffee shops downtown will let me hook up
9. Perhaps the best thing is to lay low and come back tomorrow
10. Perhaps the buss will be running again to take me home today
11. I promise you this Iff I can get the BIKE down to the highway I am riding it aagain in snow and ice at least it is user friendly
12. There is a place called the Coffee Bean I was bean there only once and there computor did not open facebook however I can purchase coffee beans there and use the laptop I will keep my facebook posted up
13. Leaving now to go and see I may have to spend more money made this chapter thirteen because it twold be so unlucky not to putt it on the list I will log back inn and keep you posted.

Part Two Babe Lincoln Part Two

Part Two Babe Lincoln Part Two

ed,note.ed you bet that Marketting got all excited they then decided to make a Zillion Dollars making candy bars they called them Lincoln Loggs. The wrapper was quite like a real Lincoln Log depicted with them notches where they made them fit together like little Cabin logs out in the yard just playing children way back when they bought them then unwrapped them there was always two pieces of Choclate Candy that fell out it looked suspiciously like them old time Baby Ruths. The young lads used to chew them at the BallPark spit them at the peoples trousers to seem all growed up or just too downhome rude. Back in 1874 when they still made Lincoln Logs and Baby Ruths. Lefty always choked his bat back then but never seemed to get a hit a Swing and then a miss by a mile he then pretended that he missed the ball on purpose letting rumors fly that he was paid by the other team to let them win. Back there in 1874 at Yankee Stadium before New York got them Mets. His namme was Lefty Palisadium OH whats that? OH you probably never even heard of him! It was before your time, mye friend. Before they made the new Lincoln Logg Candy bars for Marketting.

Part Two Babe Lincoln Part Two

Part Two Babe Lincoln Part Two

ed,note.ed you bet that Marketting got all excited they then decided to make a Zillion Dollars making candy bars they called them Lincoln Loggs. The wrapper was quite like a real Lincoln Log depicted with them notches where they made them fit together like little Cabin logs out in the yard just playing children way back when they bought them then unwrapped them there was always two pieces of Choclate Candy that fell out it looked suspiciously like them old time Baby Ruths. The young lads used to chew them at the BallPark spit them at the peoples trousers to seem all growed up or just too downhome rude. Back in 1874 when they still made Lincoln Logs and Baby Ruths. Lefty always choked his bat back then but never seemed to get a hit a Swing and then a miss by a mile he then pretended that he missed the ball on purpose letting rumors fly that he was paid by the other team to let them win. Back there in 1874 at Yankee Stadium before New York got them Mets. His namme was Lefty Palisadium OH whats that? OH you probably never even heard of him! It was before your time, mye friend. Before they made the new Lincoln Logg Candy bars for Marketting.

RubberToothCapper

RubberToothCapper

By HashBrowns(TM)(R)A Toledo, OH. Company. We are the newest subdivision offices of Zappersunlimited.com. We are the main repulsive division of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater, Company. NY. NY. Dennis_Dennis acting as President Whirly is still on vacation, time was, people only took two weeks not three. Dennis-Dennis called Donald Plence into the office on the rug. He said it has been two months. Sorry Sir ROnald he said to the Treasurer of the company. You are standing on my rug. He was smug. Ronald shrugged it off. The rubber tooth capper is not a selling item. How can we make it better? ed,note.ed when basic functions change it is harder to do everything basic functions should not change. At this Sir ROnald stepped back OFF that rug and walked up to the desk placing hands in a spread like he was picking up that whole DESK to carry it home with him. We had to buy back the last shipment to Merced Hospital the patients were using too many of them they were using the boxes up so they did a BedPan check and found out where they are showing up. Dennis-Dennis frowned. DO you mean sir??? YES. Poor DOnald frowned as well. They are swallowing them way too many times the patient just points at the tooth usually just after meal time as soon as a meal arrives the Nurses just get another Box of them out and give them a new one ; when they ask for one not understanding where they were going. Rubber is not ever a good thing to swallow. Howsoever so far we have been lucky at the Legal Department. How so said Dennis-Dennis. There have been no fatalities yet said ROnald Plence. I have to make the decision real soon to pull this Item off the open market. I agree said Dennis-Dennis. We can not keep selling an Item that does not work. However I have a new plan A. Dennis-Dennis leaned forward he was all ears. Ronald carefully pulled a RubberToothCapper from the Box on the desk. He placed it over the end of the #2 pencil erasor end. We will NOT pull this item OH NO we will resale them as Pencil Erasor Extendors. Let the Teachors cap the pencil ends of the most nervous students on Testing Days, to keep them from wearing out the test papers and the pencil ends, and saving the life left in the erasor ends. Call them PencilEndCappors. We expect to Gross. At this last statement Dennis-Dennis could only smile. He continued smiling and waived away his agreement turning his hand backword and waving a gesture of dismissal. He went back to his Three Million Dollar Dell computor ; he flipped over another card it was the Jack of Spades he placed it on the Queen of Hearts. And he smiled.GO TO www.pencilendcappor.com.org.ltd to order yours now. OR just use it for a RubberToothCappor.

RubberToothCapper

RubberToothCapper

By HashBrowns(TM)(R)A Toledo, OH. Company. We are the newest subdivision offices of Zappersunlimited.com. We are the main repulsive division of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater, Company. NY. NY. Dennis_Dennis acting as President Whirly is still on vacation, time was, people only took two weeks not three. Dennis-Dennis called Donald Plence into the office on the rug. He said it has been two months. Sorry Sir ROnald he said to the Treasurer of the company. You are standing on my rug. He was smug. Ronald shrugged it off. The rubber tooth capper is not a selling item. How can we make it better? ed,note.ed when basic functions change it is harder to do everything basic functions should not change. At this Sir ROnald stepped back OFF that rug and walked up to the desk placing hands in a spread like he was picking up that whole DESK to carry it home with him. We had to buy back the last shipment to Merced Hospital the patients were using too many of them they were using the boxes up so they did a BedPan check and found out where they are showing up. Dennis-Dennis frowned. DO you mean sir??? YES. Poor DOnald frowned as well. They are swallowing them way too many times the patient just points at the tooth usually just after meal time as soon as a meal arrives the Nurses just get another Box of them out and give them a new one ; when they ask for one not understanding where they were going. Rubber is not ever a good thing to swallow. Howsoever so far we have been lucky at the Legal Department. How so said Dennis-Dennis. There have been no fatalities yet said ROnald Plence. I have to make the decision real soon to pull this Item off the open market. I agree said Dennis-Dennis. We can not keep selling an Item that does not work. However I have a new plan A. Dennis-Dennis leaned forward he was all ears. Ronald carefully pulled a RubberToothCapper from the Box on the desk. He placed it over the end of the #2 pencil erasor end. We will NOT pull this item OH NO we will resale them as Pencil Erasor Extendors. Let the Teachors cap the pencil ends of the most nervous students on Testing Days, to keep them from wearing out the test papers and the pencil ends, and saving the life left in the erasor ends. Call them PencilEndCappors. We expect to Gross. At this last statement Dennis-Dennis could only smile. He continued smiling and waived away his agreement turning his hand backword and waving a gesture of dismissal. He went back to his Three Million Dollar Dell computor ; he flipped over another card it was the Jack of Spades he placed it on the Queen of Hearts. And he smiled.GO TO www.pencilendcappor.com.org.ltd to order yours now. OR just use it for a RubberToothCappor.