Friday, January 29, 2010

LastSmithWordShoppe

LastSmithWordShoppeforbooksinnSnoetry
poem
Snoetry is the last word at this book shoppe now for new books in the snow. The end of books has come 1984 has won. After Borsenik and Burroughs gave a September reading at The Last Wordsmith Book Shoppe, (just outside of Erie, PA) Burroughs says he jokingly suggested that they host a poetry festival there. Jokes became serious, and before long, Borsenik, Burroughs, and Megan Collins, owner of the store, birthed Snoetry. Life has come and the book store is gone but will always be remembered by one wait by someone inn this poem a tribute to love. Anyone can work a jobb it takes love to make a place to read poetry. To also sell the paperback writers that we love to read her namme is Megan she wears glasses and affection in her smile. Hope is that someday she will host another book shoppe somewhere in her lifeline ink is in her blood

WHAT: Snoetry: A Winter Wordfest
WHERE: The Last Wordsmith Book Shoppe, 17 E. Main St., North East, PA
WHEN: Sat., Someday. 16, 1pm-midnight
The last word will be OPEN says me to the new Bookshoppe we all hope that it will be soom someday will come we can hardly wait for SNoetry to come again after all the Last Word SMythe inn Snoetry is TRY TRY again please stay tuned to all your local radio and television news stations for more infomotion on the Poetry situation news at Eleven on Four on this LastSmithWordShoppeforbooksinnSnoetry poem .

Friday, January 22, 2010

RealLifeAagain

RealLifeAagain
poem
1. http://www.poetrypoem.com/charlax7 Late to mye own funerial survices
2. Limited to other services
3. City Buss did not come to get me the first buss was noticably absent from the highway
4. Coffee shoppe man is business man eye am not angry after all he is here to make money
5. No one is immune from need however eye had two cupps one free refilled the extra refill for 50 cents will not kill me iff i miss it eye am not gonna buy a new cupp and over do it
6. I may need to look elsewhere for a new cupp of coffee and internet connection however since I already paid full price for a coffee and got my free refill I am sitting pretty ugly now because I am not worth a paper cupped
7. I would have given him 50 cents which seems to be enought to pay for the price of the cupped however he did not want to waste his paper cupp on me there is two schools of thought
8. Perhaps the other coffee shops downtown will let me hook up
9. Perhaps the best thing is to lay low and come back tomorrow
10. Perhaps the buss will be running again to take me home today
11. I promise you this Iff I can get the BIKE down to the highway I am riding it aagain in snow and ice at least it is user friendly
12. There is a place called the Coffee Bean I was bean there only once and there computor did not open facebook however I can purchase coffee beans there and use the laptop I will keep my facebook posted up
13. Leaving now to go and see I may have to spend more money made this chapter thirteen because it twold be so unlucky not to putt it on the list I will log back inn and keep you posted.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Part Two Babe Lincoln Part Two

Part Two Babe Lincoln Part Two
poem
ed,note.ed you bet that Marketting got all excited they then decided to make a Zillion Dollars making candy bars they called them Lincoln Loggs. The wrapper was quite like a real Lincoln Log depicted with them notches where they made them fit together like little Cabin logs out in the yard just playing children way back when they bought them then unwrapped them there was always two pieces of Choclate Candy that fell out it looked suspiciously like them old time Baby Ruths. The young lads used to chew them at the BallPark spit them at the peoples trousers to seem all growed up or just too downhome rude. Back in 1874 when they still made Lincoln Logs and Baby Ruths. Lefty always choked his bat back then but never seemed to get a hit a Swing and then a miss by a mile he then pretended that he missed the ball on purpose letting rumors fly that he was paid by the other team to let them win. Back there in 1874 at Yankee Stadium before New York got them Mets. His namme was Lefty Palisadium OH whats that? OH you probably never even heard of him! It was before your time, mye friend. Before they made the new Lincoln Logg Candy bars for Marketting.

Part Two Babe Lincoln Part Two

Part Two Babe Lincoln Part Two
poem
ed,note.ed you bet that Marketting got all excited they then decided to make a Zillion Dollars making candy bars they called them Lincoln Loggs. The wrapper was quite like a real Lincoln Log depicted with them notches where they made them fit together like little Cabin logs out in the yard just playing children way back when they bought them then unwrapped them there was always two pieces of Choclate Candy that fell out it looked suspiciously like them old time Baby Ruths. The young lads used to chew them at the BallPark spit them at the peoples trousers to seem all growed up or just too downhome rude. Back in 1874 when they still made Lincoln Logs and Baby Ruths. Lefty always choked his bat back then but never seemed to get a hit a Swing and then a miss by a mile he then pretended that he missed the ball on purpose letting rumors fly that he was paid by the other team to let them win. Back there in 1874 at Yankee Stadium before New York got them Mets. His namme was Lefty Palisadium OH whats that? OH you probably never even heard of him! It was before your time, mye friend. Before they made the new Lincoln Logg Candy bars for Marketting.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

RubberToothCapper

RubberToothCapper
poem
By HashBrowns(TM)(R)A Toledo, OH. Company. We are the newest subdivision offices of Zappersunlimited.com. We are the main repulsive division of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater, Company. NY. NY. Dennis_Dennis acting as President Whirly is still on vacation, time was, people only took two weeks not three. Dennis-Dennis called Donald Plence into the office on the rug. He said it has been two months. Sorry Sir ROnald he said to the Treasurer of the company. You are standing on my rug. He was smug. Ronald shrugged it off. The rubber tooth capper is not a selling item. How can we make it better? ed,note.ed when basic functions change it is harder to do everything basic functions should not change. At this Sir ROnald stepped back OFF that rug and walked up to the desk placing hands in a spread like he was picking up that whole DESK to carry it home with him. We had to buy back the last shipment to Merced Hospital the patients were using too many of them they were using the boxes up so they did a BedPan check and found out where they are showing up. Dennis-Dennis frowned. DO you mean sir??? YES. Poor DOnald frowned as well. They are swallowing them way too many times the patient just points at the tooth usually just after meal time as soon as a meal arrives the Nurses just get another Box of them out and give them a new one ; when they ask for one not understanding where they were going. Rubber is not ever a good thing to swallow. Howsoever so far we have been lucky at the Legal Department. How so said Dennis-Dennis. There have been no fatalities yet said ROnald Plence. I have to make the decision real soon to pull this Item off the open market. I agree said Dennis-Dennis. We can not keep selling an Item that does not work. However I have a new plan A. Dennis-Dennis leaned forward he was all ears. Ronald carefully pulled a RubberToothCapper from the Box on the desk. He placed it over the end of the #2 pencil erasor end. We will NOT pull this item OH NO we will resale them as Pencil Erasor Extendors. Let the Teachors cap the pencil ends of the most nervous students on Testing Days, to keep them from wearing out the test papers and the pencil ends, and saving the life left in the erasor ends. Call them PencilEndCappors. We expect to Gross. At this last statement Dennis-Dennis could only smile. He continued smiling and waived away his agreement turning his hand backword and waving a gesture of dismissal. He went back to his Three Million Dollar Dell computor ; he flipped over another card it was the Jack of Spades he placed it on the Queen of Hearts. And he smiled.GO TO www.pencilendcappor.com.org.ltd to order yours now. OR just use it for a RubberToothCappor.

RubberToothCapper

RubberToothCapper
poem
By HashBrowns(TM)(R)A Toledo, OH. Company. We are the newest subdivision offices of Zappersunlimited.com. We are the main repulsive division of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater, Company. NY. NY. Dennis_Dennis acting as President Whirly is still on vacation, time was, people only took two weeks not three. Dennis-Dennis called Donald Plence into the office on the rug. He said it has been two months. Sorry Sir ROnald he said to the Treasurer of the company. You are standing on my rug. He was smug. Ronald shrugged it off. The rubber tooth capper is not a selling item. How can we make it better? ed,note.ed when basic functions change it is harder to do everything basic functions should not change. At this Sir ROnald stepped back OFF that rug and walked up to the desk placing hands in a spread like he was picking up that whole DESK to carry it home with him. We had to buy back the last shipment to Merced Hospital the patients were using too many of them they were using the boxes up so they did a BedPan check and found out where they are showing up. Dennis-Dennis frowned. DO you mean sir??? YES. Poor DOnald frowned as well. They are swallowing them way too many times the patient just points at the tooth usually just after meal time as soon as a meal arrives the Nurses just get another Box of them out and give them a new one ; when they ask for one not understanding where they were going. Rubber is not ever a good thing to swallow. Howsoever so far we have been lucky at the Legal Department. How so said Dennis-Dennis. There have been no fatalities yet said ROnald Plence. I have to make the decision real soon to pull this Item off the open market. I agree said Dennis-Dennis. We can not keep selling an Item that does not work. However I have a new plan A. Dennis-Dennis leaned forward he was all ears. Ronald carefully pulled a RubberToothCapper from the Box on the desk. He placed it over the end of the #2 pencil erasor end. We will NOT pull this item OH NO we will resale them as Pencil Erasor Extendors. Let the Teachors cap the pencil ends of the most nervous students on Testing Days, to keep them from wearing out the test papers and the pencil ends, and saving the life left in the erasor ends. Call them PencilEndCappors. We expect to Gross. At this last statement Dennis-Dennis could only smile. He continued smiling and waived away his agreement turning his hand backword and waving a gesture of dismissal. He went back to his Three Million Dollar Dell computor ; he flipped over another card it was the Jack of Spades he placed it on the Queen of Hearts. And he smiled.GO TO www.pencilendcappor.com.org.ltd to order yours now. OR just use it for a RubberToothCappor.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Writers Bloc

Writers Bloc
poem
To pen a requisite best seller. A book of 5000 items. Alphabetically enumerated Chapter and Line each Rhyme exquisitly enhanced a TickerTape parade the key to the BIG Applette a spot segment on television next, the Royalties paying for the three car garage and house in Beverly. Hills melting into Dales and RIlles into The Big Valley. The Picket Line Fence was just unwashed logs stacked up then down in a COnfederate hilarity. Men exposed to Muskett fire and no retreat a fight to the death the Gray line mostly homespun uniforms just slacks and shirts some short jackets many men were hatless. Anger rules a Battleground fear of death and Anger rules a Battle. My shin splintered I twisted my leg and stood swinging my Muskett like a BillyClub made of Iron and Wood. The line kept advancing. I could see now that there was no way out. I swung the Muzzle of mye Muskett UP underneathe mye chin. Reached down and pulled and calmly blew mye Brains out. No YellowBelly Yankee was gonna RUIN me. I gave a Rebel Yell. I fell. The Battle Markers placed the crosses one for PFC Darkstone at the battle of Shiloh near the old Pickett fenced. It just says a Confederate Soldier died here in battle. The battle of Shiloh was mostly Union Forces under General Sheriden. General Philip H. Sheridan was one of the Union's most celebrated commanders. He was a cavalry officer, and perhaps more than any other Union Officer, he fought like a confederate. It was the Cival War. The year was 186(?) "War is Death" said Sheriden to the Darkstone Confederate as they buried him. You may be thinking of another General a differant General Statesman. Perhaps a similar General Statement. Try General Sherman who may have said War is a General. CLose so close but a little off can you remember what he really said Gentile Reader You. Writers Bloc.