ONEPRONGPLUG®
The Romans had WIFI
Or
The Intergnet of Rome
This is an Original Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater poem
When we reach the Cross of Jesus we will only be able to use the battery power on our laptops no Touch Screens (sorry) this Time Travel is strictly business. The Arch Diocese of Rome the Bishop of Friendly is our protector now. We will begin at the Aqueduct of Gethsemane where the early Christians hid there one prong plugs to access the Romans WIFI. It is the only place we will be able to visit where we can recharge our battery on our laptops. YOU over there JOHNSON we told you to bring a Dell Computor isn’t that a HP ??? We do not want this mission to fail we are the first people to attempt to visit Jesus hangging on the Cross of Golgotha is such a skulking place we want everyone to be prepared. Johnson is forgiven but he is elected to stay at the one prong plug site and watch the plugs until we get back we will be in a Hurry and wishing to recharge all of our DELL computer laptops. Give him a Short Sword. The ONEPRONGPLUG® is made by Zappersunlimited.com be sure to order all of your Dell products from us in the Future when we return to the Time Travel Space Craft and get Home to Planet 666 revolving around the Dome. The Phone JOHNSON putt that phone away its one more reason we chose you to remain behind with the power chords. There will be no Pictures taken at the Cross and please be respectfull of Gods Son. He is extremely busy right now saving the whole Universe. Yes JOHNSON you may have the staffs extra rations. The rest of us prepare to move out we have to get an early start on Fryday Good Lord Johnson you have an extremely large appetite. Its a good thing you wont be coming with us to the Place of the Skull. When you get finished typing up your documents it will all go in the Amazon River BOoks in the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater section with the title We Seen Jesus. Is there any further questions before we begin our final hike to our destination will soon begin. Ok everyone unplugg those one prong plugs lets move out Johnson is here he volunteered to stay behind to guard the area while we go Visit Jesus Now. Remember to congregate quietly please do not talk to the Roman Soldiers.
