WhirlyinSpain

WhirlyinSpainHow to make a Spanish omelet disappear OR who turned on the green light. Fight eye was watching the fight down in Spain when the Phone rang at the Office "Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web@.dot
The door of President Whirly was still closed he would not be available until after NewsYearDay. The officer and treasurer Romand Plence was speaking "My namme is NOT Ronald Duck that is a joke that Whirly likes to play" and he slammed the phone down so rudely that we all (ewe guessed it) DUCKED down behind the desks. The Fax on the Computor was belching there is no other word description that even comes close to the sound of this old IBM. We have tried to get them to upgrade and failed. Eye actually had to remind him that eye was an android and that he can not fire me like he wanted to the others there they are all cowards no one raised up except the android eye. It was Madrid asking for a WhirlyFritzer Blue and Purple BOX delivery. There was a facsimile of a Cheque it was for a Million P$. Plence stopped Quacking at us and quickly added his okay to the Fax and sent it back even though they got the number wrong he waived the code EQZ29004938932984766748476384300(9) the last digit should have been an 8. He said relate to this we can bypass the Security Cam from the President’s Office and in his haste he slammed the door on his way in and the glass tinkled all about the floor he grimaced the door was so old it would be impossible to replace he would just have to put the new glass inn before tomorrow comes. Quickly he typed in the password to the BOSSES computor it was YaYness7 an old code he was happy that it worked. He told the computor to okay the Spanish account at Madrid Spain. They are heading the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M line toward the South Atlantic Ocean they meet all the Federal Guidelines. The Robot Code he used looked something like this oihh mfd isiohhr uht mojpjrijihsoi@hf dihs ofhdih foh fihei thirhos hghih giot dhit loo phy jecvrol ikkolelinur. There was no problem for several weeks then we got the proverbial message that silver bars had hit the fan.? Understand? There had been a Bullrun on the way to the Atlantic Ocean just west of Barcelona and near the end of the pipeline. But wait of course thats in the wrong direction they were running the pipe the wrong way. Thats the way it is in the big city. There was one million thirty seven silver bars all stacked into a pyramid between barcelona and Madrid. Iff ewe gentile reader aer confused a bit by this just look up at the map see where it says SPAIN it was very near to there they aer calling it the Spanish Pyramid. The NINTH Wonder of the World. They can no longer hold the Manassas there at all. The Bull run. A little Southern Humour a little dry for yew mister no its dehydrated. The new office door to the Whirly Presidential Office had a Batman sign with Whirly in the Center and a little Android humor from the eye goes undetective for instead of glass eye had them make the door out of clear Spanish treacle board. It will not break or tinkle on the floor. Ronald Duck gave me a bonus. $$$ThirtySevenP. Eye got a new Cardinal Hat. With a Mary Bird logo on it. For almost free. Its too small the head is rather large on an Android. Eye can not wear it very long it pinches mee and causes headaches they call it cardenal in Spain. Of course Android has a headache the eye is not a robot. Not offended or mistaken eye forgive the lot of ewejust wait till Whirly sees his new office door the facing board is red.

Podunk, Ill.

Podunk, Ill. In the City Square there is an American Flag and a Spire on the Dome and a map to the Visitors Center of Forking Dam. There is an office on the very next Block of a Charity Place called Podunk for Santa. They have almost the entire shopping mall included as there domain they have fifteen employees all of them mental cases but not registered with the Hamilton County Offices. They decided to get a Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater from the Website of Zappersunlimited.COM@Inc They tried three times to type in the operational code and failed each time to understand the security repaster box to make the code different. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 they had given up when the Phone rang in the office. It was the Treasurer of WhirlyfritzerEnterprizes.ORG@Inc Romand Plence. He had traced the botched website attempt and having nothing better to do decided to go out on this limb for ewe. "WHO typed in the operational code and why can’t you peruse the instructions why can’t you find the security box and retyped the code." "This is Mortimar Snard the President of Podunk for Santa. We just can not handle it we are all mental idiots but we have lots of p credits." Plences eyes lit up into dollar signs. The CobaltBlueT.M.@Inc WhirlyfritzerBOX the new age sumper was now on the way to Podunk, Ill. They sent him a map and seeing all the blue water he thought it was the nearest Sea Floor or Ocean Bedded. Instead they had sent him a map to the Central Lava Beds they were marked in Blue as if they were color of water but GUESS WHAT of course they are not. Near New Aiyansh, Ill. There is a place called Lava Lake. It was here they intended to put the end of the PIPET.M.@INC Even though they were nearer to Alice Arm they bought a lot of PIPET.M. and started the airdropps of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.@ ZappersInc. The Pipe Line was going along fast. There was nothing there but side of the road. Not desert exactly but close enough. The Lava ground made it appear as iff it was the end of the world. All black and burnt is some places and red like the Devil in others. That is just Illinois. They passed a road sign it said Thisaway to Forking River Dam. They just ignored it and kept on laying and glueing the pipe they were not even setting it into the ground just placing it there in plain site. When they were finished Mr. M. Snard was standing at the end of the pipe to watch the silver bar come out. It was his idea to let them pile up in the Lava Lake Bed. He was not too smart. For at that moment all 14 of his people were standing around the blue and cobalt purple box of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on the other end in the office parking lot. They had layed the pipe all the way from Podunk on the top of the tarmac to the roadside then out to the DRY lava beds. Mortimar bent down and peered suddenly into the pipe not understanding the FORCE of the CobaltBlueBlast that was sending the first silver bar hurrying along in the Centrifugal Force. One of the CoWorkers poured in the Brown Substances into the one sided mechanism and then they paused. Then SHE smiled and turned the GREENLIGHTT.M.@Inc on. Mortimar Snard quickly picked himself back up off the lava and smiled his head felt like an eggshell broken and cracked for someone’s breakfast but at least he is alive. So is all 14 of the CoWorkers but the Tarmac on the parking lot of the Podunk for Santa Store peeled off revealing nothing but Lava underneath. Hot and running like a river. They had to Close the City offices temporarily until they could divert the lava flow you guessed it they used the PIPELINET.M.@Inc and got most of it to go into the Lava Lake bed at the other end a happy ending. Ed. Note. Visitors to Lava Lake, Ill. can still see the one silver plater bar that beaned Snard on the Noggin and taught them all a lesson in Podunk, Ill. The lava came out of the PipeT.M. and filled up Lava Lake with Hot Lava it cooled over years of time and now except for that one silver bar is a circle of red and darkstone about 143 miles south of Podunk. Just follow the Pipeline.