Saturday, February 6, 2010

CharlaXCartooms

CharlaXCartooms
poem
Bizarro Superman talked like a great ape Mister Mxyzptik was so much funn to a young. Soom there will be further episodes of doom. Bizarro Superman was from an odd shaped planet cubed but wait eye want this to be a reflection of mye memory and not the truth. He spoke in a certain dialect mabe thats where charlax gets his predicate and adjective disagreements. LIke me am bizarro superman ??? this is before i look it up. And Mister Mxyzptik always gave Superman the fits and wiggles. He was a time traveller from a differant demonsion is that write? Gentle minion now some facts added to see how good the charlax memory. This is actual text from the comic books. First Bizarro Superman. First the backgrounded. Bizarro is an imperfect duplicate of Superman, originally created by Lex Luthor. Luthor built a "duplication ray" to create a living copy of the Man of Steel, who presumably would serve the villain in his war against Superman. Luthor's device created a flawed copy of the original, but the creature inherited enough of Superman's character to rebel against Luthor's demanding rules. Originally resembling Superman, the monster's looks degenerated quickly. His skin turned pasty white, his every contour acquired a rough edge, and his hair was a spiky tangle. Luthor used the adjective "bizarre" to describe what he had created, and the creature mistook it for his name: Bizarro was born. Now for the ensample. This is Bizarro Superman speaking. Bizarro am near-perfect not-copy of Superman, last unmade by dumb good guy Luthor. Baldy unbuilt a "not-copier" to unmake dead ringer of Man of Steel, so Baldy not control him to love Superman lots. Luthor's thingy made real good Superman twin brother Bizarro, but him lost too much from Superman, so Bizarro join Luthor and help him rules the world. Recently never looking like Superman, Bizarro got handsomer slowly. Him got tan, improved looks, and snappy haircut. Baldy not call Bizarro "bizarre," unlike what he never made, so Bizarro correctly guess not-name: Bizarro was dead. Now for Mxyzptik. "Mr. Mxyztplk" (as his name was originally spelled) was introduced as an imp from the fifth dimension. Not being bound by our physical laws, he could do things that seemed to be magical. In his first appearance, Mxyztplk wreaked havoc across Metropolis by using his powers to pull all manner of pranks. He soon told Superman that he was a jester in his home dimension, explaining why he used his powers to play practical jokes. I changed only two places in this text to make it flow a good prose. Poetry is hard a chosen vice of CMBizarroXYharzplaxtikSUperman. How did eye do mye great full minions.

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