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Automated Coin Operated Vending Company this division of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Corporation is one of the first companies we did open when we started this Company. President Whirly was talking to his new vice president about the new year coming up. AUCOVend. This was before the intergnet. We did copiers even printers before there were computors dont you remember seeing them in offices long before anyone did the dot com thing. One Day we decided to print the letters for the machines this company did lots of things CAR washes even letter heads for companies. We did everything we could back then to make money quickly. Lets get to the bottom of this quickly. Here is what happened. The printers printed Place Automated Coins here the Advertisers glued them suckers on to never come back off. The very first customer drove off in disgust. The customer for us tried to stop him he could not get him to stop but when he got there was there this note. “Eye the customer of you will be the Christian now for five long years eye go to Christian Church then tithe my ten percent. Eye do not believe my eyes. Eye got no Automatic coins. Eye suppose next you will tell me to choose from the dropp down menu. Eye will not be back. It must have been the Blessed Saint Charlax.
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Birth
LIFE
Death
Afterlife
no more sorrow
but most importantly
no more need for the greed