Wednesday, April 29, 2009

ABC CharlaX P

ABC CharlaX P
ABC CharlaX P
ABC CharlaX P
An ABC poem has 5 lines that create a mood, picture, or feeling. Lines 1 through 4 are made up of words, phrases or clauses - and the first word of each line is in alphabetical order from the first word. Line 5 is one sentence, beginning with any letter.
Awaiting for a receiving of one line
Becoming the blessing two lines
Controlling the amounting three lines
Detracting the controlling four lines
Five lines is ABC finishing
For a first attempt ewe at this Poetry Forming Formatting by ABC maker CharlaXing.

Monday, April 27, 2009

TempGlitches

TempGlitches
TG
TG
A girl was late for her lobotomy classes at the community collage where eye compute these things eye write this document she paused and turned to look at eye. The door was locked just seconds before she had arrived but without another look at door she said teacher locked it and eye meaning she missed her class ewe see. Eye checked my watch and it was four minutes past the hour they must be strict on attendencing. Now announcing the handy dandy Contrivor door unlocking meeting restoration tooler. The handy dandy Contrivor door unlocker or CUR for short abbv. Say it Ab vauh. Short for abbreviation wait just say CUR for short. For a special timed limit only there is a new Tool from Zappersunlimited™.com and Hasbro™® this is just in from the office of the Treasury Department Donald Plence Director of Marketing. This device is portable with the Atomic Nerucell® Battery as the only working replacement part. It is a long gray oblong box with a Green Light on button. There is no red button no off device. Just press the button once not twice. The company is extending the warranty warrenty to this device for green Light failure only. Batteries sold separately. When activated this device unlocks the door restarts the class or meeting you should be attending. Now ewe can enter on time. Created by Hasbro™® for Zappersunlimited™ the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater™ Company we all knoe and love. This tooler is not toy. Each item is sold separately. This device comes prepackaged in an oblong toy box. No other warrenty warranty is extended or implied. $122.95. Only one item sold per household USA on a first come first served basis. Iff your last namme is Smith or Montgomery we make exceptions. Ed.note.ed RadioShack® does not carry the Atomic batteries so please do not ask them that. Ed.note.ed.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Fractions of ONE

Fractions of ONE
FOO
Fractions and Participles of leftovers in sacks even trash sacks are all fractions of one some men have some training to be poor and so horrible it seems to some and so it is just as bad as it looks. When someone goes beyond the norm to gain survival of inebriated level of intolerance to moral ethics common sense has flown away; the Bible or any other educated book a guess to them or hated by the animal become the normal living gone they become less then one or just a fraction. Eye have a deep seated desire to function and so mye own grazing is just limited to fresh wholesome things found off the top the entire contents of the can becoming older the further that yew dig old man in can. Ask me what a difference does it really make and eye will tell you it is the Quantity versus the Quality. More is not always better in this Survival game of life. Lessor is bettor the Quality is King the large amounts of slop needed to feed a pig can be almost anything but survival only a perfectionist can eat a donut with found coffee. Almost every fraction found unless previously scrounged out has its half life the aging process faster in this wood to stone making desert clime. But men are found now in every city scape scrounging for found in City trash cans. When the owl hoot was finished grazing like the crazy man he is, he rode the bus with eye yes eye did eye waited till his back was to me as he stepped off headed to the corner store to get more beer this sage was heard to say unkindly that old man is nasty to no one in particular though no one understood eye had been speaking of seeing him eating all the green fractions at the bus stop trash cans perhaps the Quantity has given him satisfactions as he floods his lower levels with things eaten that would kill the eye so now he goes off this bus to wash them down with money bought beer from the store. Perhaps the eye is jealous for he did not even offer me a bite; his conversation was all one sided mono syllable disgust in flight. Even thought eye still do the same things that he does in scrounge eye have mye limits eye am smarter quicker cleaner only gleaming off the top of fractions cost placed there by mye adoring public people in their haste to get a bus; do eye feel sorry for a man with spending money buying beers yes and bus tickets instead of food no way. He seems NASTY and worse to me than eye will ever be mye stuff just will not ever stink ewe knoe now what eye meant to say in fractions. Aside note to the women reading this eye was not speaking of ewe nasal hair spray bottle cans or lipstick mirrors tossed away. Just Fractions.

Monday, April 20, 2009

HeliosScoopTwo

HeliosScoopTwo
HeliosScoopTwo
HeliosScoopTwo
HeliosScoopTwo
A Remake of the Classic scifi shorty.
Stardate *2084 to *3008
The crew was tense each mans knuckles was white on his controls clenching useless against the AUTOMATIC on. The RED led light was constantly blinking annoying but reassuring them the crew was tense because the SUN was growing steadily inside the front Port Window a miracle of spaceage Carbontungsten Steel like clear metal which allowed them the View. The UTUBE of water cooler solvant constantly flowed around them creating the artificial environment inside the space pod star scoop Helios Two the second of two ships sent to reach and harvest SUN. When they entered the Corona it was a tongue of indescribable heat producing living flame the red light stopped flashing on the LED at once and held there steady the controls released from ship to men in hand in case disastor threatened them but design held the UTUBE cooled the hull the Solar Scoop extended now the MEN working hard no longer looking out the Port a window uninteresting nothing more to see once seen recorded in the brain they worked at fever pitch each man twisting this and turning something up or down a frown another self adjustment on controls then a collective sigh when Scoop hit the SUN the side of the SUN and captured some the special material of the Scoop holding living flame the bay door sliding quickly shut the whole Scoop buckled off the useless arm that tied it to the control of Helios Two now gone it spiraled off ahead of ship now tossed toward the Earth off in the distance as the MEN turned to catch the movement in the only window of their ship the movement of the Scoop they sighed again a job well done they followed it now tracking the ship again a red blinking LED light and no control the men now passengers again until they made it back to EarthPort. The Scoop a marvel of Engeneering miricle the destination Impact of the Moon, the stupid Scientists long dead the men in ship were on the second arm of the time travel syndrome they were only 14 days out from Earth but starting back was 14 years away had passed since they had started to the SUN. The Earth now ruled by United nations Forces the one new world Government in place the 666 had come to Earth. As the Scoop slammed into the Center of the Moon to rest forever there the Slide opened up to allow the fire to make a Solar Star was scientific put to test but what happened next is the stuff of sciencefictions best. The Moon fragmented not able to withstand the forces of Solar Power so quickly delivered it the red led light came steady on control back to MEN amazed at Moons destruction. The MEN grimaced to a man as they saw the missles coming up from Earth to target them but of course they impacted harmlessly the MEN realizing now what Earth had done just made the only decision left to them to Kamakazi them to a man they sighed collectively all thought gone. To destroy ones ancestral home instead of saving it was monstrously an affidavit of a world in Satans grip the Martyers of the living GOD all dead and buried long ago entombs opening and closing everyone of them all at once Apocolypse now come the MEN of Helios Two entombed forever in there derilict no Moon no Earth no Home. For when they hit the center of the world with the ship crafted to withstand the SUN it matched the Moon in its entirety then fragmented like an asteriod belt created now by Helios Two the only people left alive in Universe gone mad they died enroute to only GOD knoes where they've gone. The Earth and Moon indeed destroyed by fire and not with flood all dates and times entirely taken up as sciencefiction ed.note.ed found out with a Bang and not onen whimper Earth and Moon were gone in Helios Two by CharlaXSevenAndroidOne.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Heroshima

Heroshima
heroshima
heroshima
Can ewe balance out those two final hits against the lives saved those that would have continued WAR on Asian Soil those days of hell of hurting men caught by bullits and the bayonets? Can just two bombs blasting death be counted as salvation won for all those young boys girls old men women who died instantly in two Atomic Blasts over those two cities of Japan. Nagasaki Heroshima eye have seen the END of time the BOOKS of GOD are open when the Dead Arrive. Arise all sleepers in those Graves can GOD usher in those SOULS into new places now to stay is there a place for JAPAN in Jesus Heaven? For those of us who sinned and suffered radiation burns lost our skins and mortal coils gone some died just screaming out in pain all normal living gone perhaps no time to say your HOLY NAMME of Jesus. Can they live there inside your heaven is it still possible that you forgive them for once upon the time it came to me today that a Just and Perfect GOD adjudges perfectly those in suffering words can not describe no time to utter words of salve; but deeds looked at made right by YOU salvation won given now to all. Eventide has come today to those whom tomb decay whom die threw no fault of there own. Just hit twice dumped down on Killed with anguish very slow. A special place in heaven for all those special people of Japan.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Soup

WonTonSouponetonsouponetonsoupOne Ton Soup mix three hundread taters sliced real thin, into chip like slices dump them in. Water is boiling in the shoe lace place this makes Juan ton soup mix. Now add the meat pressed with the wooden spoon board it past the taters swimming in the bowl of wood make it Wan-ton Soup. Anton has a cribbage board playing fast and loose we will take that cribbage board add it to the Ane-ton soup flavor will soon splinter into wooden puppet heads leaving words unread points spread limited a lofty wind spin the ladle handle wood making Won Ton Soup.

Monday, April 13, 2009

EasterEggOne

EasterEggOne
a bunny day
TheFalconeEGGPoemI
a bunny day
For EWE Easter Sunday
IN a series of three egg poems it stormed. It rained ICE into the desert there is still ICE there on the hill side in mye distance the stuff pelted my covers all night forcing me into a fighting crouch to stay alive eye resembled nothing lest except a baby falcone inside her egg before She hatches eye waited for the daylight coming trying to accept the fate of all homeless people when then the sun arose all around me long enought to let me dry mye things before putting toys away when the falcone come she sat her distance preening drying feathers twisting head just giving me theye theye theye she turns her head this way and that sort of drinking eye with heart and sight so nice it was to see mye falcone scrye. It cleaned mye heart of hate and once again renewed eye faced this Easter Sunday day. Iff this were not enought an added ancedoted ed.note.ed see charlaxfabels the falcon cry fable number one then continue on to egg poem too and thence to number three or egg poem thrice.

Friday, April 10, 2009

CrackHouse

CrackHouse
CrackHouse
CH
They all dressed alike in Red of changing shades they hold hands and walk in there where Angels fear to tread stepping Preaching with the feet Salvation of the Differance like Lucifer and Baldour eating hard rock candy with teeth that have never been cracked. They smoke they ENTER Crack Crack they Crack. Then they Crack some more and Crack some other people. Then they Crack for more. They shoulder Crack bags on Straps. They Strap Crack on Shoulder bags. They Crack Strap bags on Shoulders. Then they Crack. CRACK. Crack. Once more they crack. Down wind at the Crack House.

JesustTtakes

JesustTtakes
JesustTtakes
JesustTtakes
Some will bring 100 some 10 someone.
There is a scripture in the bible heard of every funeral service used about an exact not a quote but see the scripture first The Lord Gave, and the Lord Hath Taken Away this is often misquoted it’s in the book of JOB that says the LORD giveth and He taketh away. Today we focus on OUR Happy Easter coming and listen to this CharlaX Poem. The LORD takes. He takes mye time and makes it HIS again. HE takes my sin and crucifies the addictions and the lusts that sometimes threaten to overwhelm and drown us. There is another scripture that says Do not say unto thy Brother let me cast that THING out of your eye; BUT first go remove that LARGER THING out of your own eye. But then go back to Brother safely grounded and lead him out of penury. TOO long it took me to get to this point of clean and Sober alas the little Brother is gone to dust he can not come to visit eye may just soon join him where he has gone? Mye nearest neighbor is a drunk full of whiskey wine or any out of luck he is missing and eye want to see him before eye see mye other friend its bad luck to make men mad mad enough to fight eye quailed at every light last nite but secretly was pleased that drunk was not around perhaps mye gift of thorny crown was not meant to help anyone else but eye on this GOOD FRYDAY was the day the Guards came up to Jesus on the Mount of Olives way where Judas betrayed HIM with a kiss they led mye LORD away to Judge him for our sins. (for GOD was reconciling the Whole World unto himself in JESUS who bears the sins of the Whole World in himself upon the Tree the Cross of the Place of a Skull. On Golgotha lies mye lies; mye misery mye death and as eye live today eye remember HIM by just keep saying JESUS as he takes (all eye can give is this poem to be read).

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

themissinge

themissingethemissingewhirlyinohiothemissingeNear Akron there is a building seldom used it is a front for moonshine liquor untaxed and bottled on the sly men use this warehouse to make money from the gine. They decided to call the phone number on the whirlyfritzer ad but then they noticed its online. SO they moused the number for the security cam to make a new one so they can do it over. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 this number became 400922398398367489EZQ45633317778003467e to make the new number work they entered it in the slot specified on the security cam. Then they ordered lots of PIPE.T.M. @ pipe and PurpleGLue@T.M.glue drops from the company. ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com was amazed in the person of Donald Plence the only registered Treasurer he said these men are rich but they work in a derelict area. And so he made a quick phone call to CharlaXJJones Private Eye. He smelled something Rotten in Ohio but decided to take the money as quickly as he could he faxed them a copy of the warrenty warranty and then sent them a quick message he said We at Zappersunlimited.com have had some bad luck we want the money up front send it all at once. And the men did they decided to trust the company at once. They needed the added safety of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater box. CharlaXJjones asked the President Thomas Whirly to send the air drops for the PurpleGLue@T.M.glue for the PIPE.T.M. @ pipes and treat this as a normal case. Much to Ronald P relief. For now the men were digging the pit for the whirlyfritzer box and adding the Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod. This case would be over soon for CharlaXJjones was rally the ManhunterfromMars. He waited until the men were almost finished and the check cleared the bank and then he attacked them. He was disguised as a whirlyfritzer pipe. When they reached for the pipe to glue it to the box he jumped up and handcuffed all the thugs. No one got away. There was no fight he was as strong as some of the other people from Mars you read about. Almost as strong as Superman. There was no fight just a round up as the policemen came and took the thugs away. They were heard to say who gets all this we paid for it. He decided to give it to an Akron charity. Stay tuned for more whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater adventures starring more of our heroes. Can ewe find the missing e today gentle reader ewe.

Friday, April 3, 2009

A FACEBOOK Poem

A FACEBOOK PoemA FACEBOOK PoemA FACEBOOK PoemEye was wondering if ewe were there and then suddenly you commented on a note somewhere and then eye realized eye only have you between the coffee and the cakes the breaks you all take from your real lives inside your happy homes the few moments when we relate to one anothers tomes or quizzes or notes. The leaving and the coming back the hours we all sleep the mortality of friends we keep. The seconds that it takes the lag to open pages the honestly mistaken that we do in haste and not thinking threw the reasons the other people have for posting things not many of the people fall in love with someone just because they aer on facebook and they are nice and then the hate that people have for someone never met eye can’t relate but what is love gone south but hate mixed up disguised as missing love. IN a never ending battle with the nerves we all possess between the meals in kitchens never dressed in linen cloth for guests. Forgive me iff eye look for love. In Public and in private places on your Facebook.