TempGlitches

TempGlitches


A girl was late for her lobotomy classes at the community collage where eye compute these things eye write this document she paused and turned to look at eye. The door was locked just seconds before she had arrived but without another look at door she said teacher locked it and eye meaning she missed her class ewe see. Eye checked my watch and it was four minutes past the hour they must be strict on attendencing. Now announcing the handy dandy Contrivor door unlocking meeting restoration tooler. The handy dandy Contrivor door unlocker or CUR for short abbv. Say it Ab vauh. Short for abbreviation wait just say CUR for short. For a special timed limit only there is a new Tool from Zappersunlimited™.com and Hasbro™® this is just in from the office of the Treasury Department Donald Plence Director of Marketing. This device is portable with the Atomic Nerucell® Battery as the only working replacement part. It is a long gray oblong box with a Green Light on button. There is no red button no off device. Just press the button once not twice. The company is extending the warranty warrenty to this device for green Light failure only. Batteries sold separately. When activated this device unlocks the door restarts the class or meeting you should be attending. Now ewe can enter on time. Created by Hasbro™® for Zappersunlimited™ the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater™ Company we all knoe and love. This tooler is not toy. Each item is sold separately. This device comes prepackaged in an oblong toy box. No other warrenty warranty is extended or implied. $122.95. Only one item sold per household USA on a first come first served basis. Iff your last namme is Smith or Montgomery we make exceptions. Ed.note.ed RadioShack® does not carry the Atomic batteries so please do not ask them that. Ed.note.ed.