A Travesty of Paroday

ATravestyOfParoday



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To be, or not to be the be; that is the bare odds thoms That makes this travesty of so long this poem: For who would fartheewell while bare, still Naked in the Wood do come to Dunsinane my Lady take some sun with eye. But that the fear of something after sunburn comes Murders the innocent sheep,she is ewe Great nature's second course, burnt meat so true

And makes us rather slip the bales into the breaches of outrageous fortune Than flys upon that white rice we know not of. There's the respect must give us both respect: Wake up ewe with thy knocking! I would thou shoulderest, For times chalices are full of scorns the whipping comes askance, The oppressor's thongs, the proud man's costumes, The law's jail days in delay, and the quietus eruptus which his pains might take, away with solitude In the crypt of the dead and burial of the night, when church rings the mourning bells for burial In dromedairy suits of solemn black. But that the undiscovered American country from whose caskets no travellers return Breathes forth contagious colds on the world, And thus the native daughter of resolution, like the poor pussy eye the adage, Is cycled o'er with careless skaters, And all the clouds that lowered o'er our upturned noses, With this regard their currency turned to spents; And loosen the name of geese. 'Tis a consumption devoutly to be cherished. But soft you, the fair Janet: Opt not thy homeopathic and marbled pills. But get thee to a nunnery — go!





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Charles Robert Hice lol
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Janet Bennison lol
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Cheryl A. Vatcher-Martin Good write.
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Charles Robert Hice Read Mark Twains version to get a good comparison. >..< This is not Plagerism but paroday. Thznkx all of you you made myh whole day better :=))))
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Charles Robert Hice http://www.editoreric.com/greatlit/info/otherinfo.html#Travesty
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Kathy Komara this is wonderful!
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Charles Robert Hice Eye like the reference in the last line to the Three Musketeers.
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Charles Robert Hice Of course it was HAMLET and yet the Musketteers were always taming Whores and sending them to COnvents.
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Kushal Poddar For times chalices are full of scorns the whipping comes askance,
I love this one. This one is not a parody, rather a satire
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Charles Robert Hice A SAtire only because Mark Twain did it my version is only a Paroday of his satire seer :=)
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